To ask you for your own WILTY stories?

Ps forgot to say it was a sliding door on the bathroom

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😂 Good old AIBU board never disappoints!

Ok here is something I did when I was 19, went round to a male friends house with my boyfriend. I think the new Elvis Costello had just come out. Parents were there but very easy going and liberal so not bothered about a few teenagers in their sons bedtoom smoking weed and listening to music the house was like loads of others I have seen with the bathroom at the top of the stairs and 3 bedrooms. I needed the loo went, the tried to get out. Door jammed its late and the others cant hear parents in bed. I pushed and pulled was a bit panicked so I sat on the floor with my back to the loo and pushed as hard as I could with my feet, and the WHOLE WALL door and all feel down the stairway, smashing and splintering. I still go cold and hot when I think about it. It was only just renovated and it was a SLIDDING door. Which I was to stoned to remember.

I know someone who this happened to but she worked in the police station cafe and knew all the police officers. They all took it in good humour when the car was eventually discovered the following day

There is an old podcas, but still available, called “At Least You Didn’t” which is essentially 2 friends recounting all their embarrassing stories.

Am sure OP is perfectly capable of letting us know that and doesn’t need you to police her thread. No need to take offence on her behalf.

Here's mine:
My DH and I used to commute together in our car to our nearest city. He dropped me off in the morning at my place of work and at the end of the day I caught the bus to his place of work, found the car which was always in the same parking space, and we went home together. One evening I got into the car leant over to kiss DH in the driving seat, only to realise that it wasn't DH. In fact it wasn't our car. I blurted out "You're not my husband" and fled.

Or another one:
I attended a training course in a part of the city I was unfamiliar with. I parked in a street near the venue and attended the course. At the end of the day, I went back to the street, but my car was nowhere to be seen. It had obviously been stolen. After trying to find it for a while, I gave up and called the police. After a while a police officer turned up. I showed him where I had left the car. He suggested that we look in a few nearby streets in case I had mistaken where I had parked it. I told him not to be so patronising. Of course, I had indeed mistaken the street and the car was in the very next one we looked at. The only thing I could say was "ok, I'm an idiot!"

The OP just wants posters to share some amusing stories, she's not asking for somewhat snide comments on her dinner party plan.

The OP just asked for some amusing stories, not a rudely patronising critique of her dinner party idea.

As a PP said, your post is anything but kind so why bother sticking that at the start?

Very outing but I was struck by lightning and walked away mostly unscathed. More shocking than funny though

Sounds like my kind of evening.

I've told this before but when I went to the post office, I parked my car and went in. When I came out I noticed my tyre was flat and did the thing where you put your foot on the tyre. I looked up and saw a complete stranger looking weirdly at me, as I realised it wasn't my car! 😂🙄

My sister loved doing crafts and when her daughter was in Primary school, DN made a beautiful picture of a sunflower using pasta and paint, entering it in a competition and it won 1st place, it was in the newspaper and on the wall in school and my sister had made it! 🥰😂

I love my sisters story - she very reluctantly went to a carol concert last Christmas with her boss at a private members club. It was a busy parlour like affair with a pianist. Her boss went to the bathroom and she was chatting with the pianist who then begun to play and encouraged her to sing along. She did thinking everyone else would join in … they didn’t 😂 her boss arrived back to see her singing to a room full of people. Just as the professional singer she had been mistake for also arrived. She said she literally ran out 😂

I saw the wilty board game in a charity shop yesterday, so there's that that you could probably buy online if you were desperate, or maybe a reddit thread of embarrassing stories. Its not my thing but if you live somewhere its not shown i see why it might work for you.

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I agree - I always thought that the celebs / participants had submitted their own truth, lie, lie - and the surprise was which card was pulled

This isn't what you asked, just an observation. I noticed that the panel, when reading the three anecdotes, often showed some bemusement as if they were reading them for the first time and found the fake ones ridiculous. Maybe that was some kind of double bluff. But I thought if they'd written all three tales themselves they might have read them all out impartially. Just a thought.

I would come to your dinner party. It sounds fun!

My story: I got rear-ended at a traffic light. It was pissing down with rain. Damage wasn't too bad, but we quickly exchanged details and drove off.

On my way back, at the same traffic light, I got rear-ended AGAIN! The homeless man on the corner was laughing his ass off. I had a very distinctive car, and he had seen both accidents, about 30 minutes apart.

Yes, I think DP and I would give it a good go because we love watching the Lee Mack / David Mitchell partnership at work.

But I have a few friends who would ‘play’, having had it explained to them and possibly even being familiar with the programme, who would just … clam up.

Here’s my WILTY, @hepsitemiz:

“I asked for advice on Mumsnet, and the first page of responses completely ignored my question and told me I was a terrible human being with snakes for hair”.

Kindly, anything that starts with that word is anything but