Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

933 replies

Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:51

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

OP posts:
Thread gallery
7
Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 14:01

Mumofyellows · 03/06/2026 13:59

Drop my 11yr daughter off and leave her outside the house in January without a house key knowing I was not home and an hour away, so he could go to the gym.

That’s awful!

OP posts:
Roomonthe3rdfloor · 03/06/2026 14:00

Exist

Mumofyellows · 03/06/2026 13:59

Drop my 11yr daughter off and leave her outside the house in January without a house key knowing I was not home and an hour away, so he could go to the gym.

Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:58

SleeplessInWherever · 03/06/2026 13:53

Mine went to London over the bank holiday weekend.

35 degrees in Wembley Stadium and he’s wearing a long sleeve tshirt, jeans and hiking socks.

Enjoy your heatstroke, loser.

Yikes! 🥵

OP posts:
kwikfitt · 03/06/2026 13:57

Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:51

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

😄😄😄

Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:56

Canopop · 03/06/2026 13:53

Wankiest is a great word 🤣

Ha ha! Thanks 🤣 It felt very fitting lol

OP posts:
SleeplessInWherever · 03/06/2026 13:53

Mine went to London over the bank holiday weekend.

35 degrees in Wembley Stadium and he’s wearing a long sleeve tshirt, jeans and hiking socks.

Enjoy your heatstroke, loser.

Canopop · 03/06/2026 13:53

Wankiest is a great word 🤣