What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

"Wankiest" step forward the modern day Shakespeare😁

After things had changed between us over years due to his wandering eye, hands and penis, I was looking further afield. I also realised how competitive he was sexually, he having originally lied that his first experience was with a girl who let him “take both options open to him” in fact he later admitted he had had no sexual experience at all before we met. Anyway, a decade later and after my first experience with a mesmerising woman we were still entangled. I told him about her, he then came to see me with some blether about having been sucked off by two blokes in the changing room at the gym no I don’t think so.

Posted on FB about his girlfriend “betraying” him.

She had taken photos of his payslip and work security pass and sent them to me and his two other exes after he bragged to her that he had never told anyone that his temporary low paid job during lockdown (he was made redundant and picked up a delivery job) was long gone and he was earning more than he ever had.

She was disgusted. It made no odds to me as my girls are adults, but his next two exes went to CMS and his child maintenance more than doubled.

He was clearly expecting lots of sympathy, but got absolutely lambasted. It got worse when he stated that he loves his kids, always provided for them and dotes on them, and my DD1 replied asking why he hadn’t seen any of his 7 children for at least 2 years, some for 5/6 years.

It was hilarious to watch as he was (and still is) genuinely baffled that people don’t understand the betrayal.

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I bought him an engraved zippo lighter that he absolutely loved… so he got his new GF to get him one the same but without ‘love, always walker1178’ on it. She didn’t know she was replacing my gift with an identical version

Mine kept his let's say "aids" in his kitchen cupboard. 18 year old me thought it was a bit odd but didn't make me run a mile 😆

You missed a trick with the recipes. You could have had some real fun...

Made us our evening meal for the first time in 2 years that we were together, even though he was a chef. Piled his plate high and gave me what can only be described as scraps. After a few mouthfuls announced he didn’t think he would be full at the end of the meal so could he take some from my plate. I said no because I’m eating but he could have what I left, reminded me that he is a man not a dog so would need more than leftovers.

I had a couple more forkfuls and said this isn’t very nice thinking about it so you finish mine and I will make myself something better. He looked devastated, we only lasted another week but it was probably the most delicious thing I tried, obviously I would never tell him this.

Wow, I think you win! But that comment to your son 🤢

By being a non stop wanker to other users I guess. Slightly creepy comments to women who were probably half his age, followed and followed by huge amounts of porny and far right accounts. Don’t know what he did specifically but my guess is personal abuse over definitions of war crimes in Gaza or something. Endlessly copy pasting the same comments like calling people an Cnut or hard of understanding. Also - he PAID for a blue tick prior to getting banned. Wanker.

On a double date with his sister, stopped at maccas for lunch on way home, he knew i didn't have any money, he bought a shed load food for himself and neither bought nor offered to buy anything for me. His sisters bf noticed and bought my meal.

😂😂😂 To the baby putting his dummy in her mouth….i LOVE it x

Mine made a complete photograph album, filled with photographs of himself, from birth to what was then the present, telling his life story.

It had all his school photos, photocopies of his school reports (average) and him in the school football team (third 11, not even captain) On his first day at work, posing with his car, and on a lads holiday. Some just looking moodily into the camera..... And gave it to me as a present.

What a prick, and also what a fucking idiot was I? I still married the wanker.

Some other highlights, he went to sleep in a waiting room miles away from the labour suite, when I was having our first baby, the staff couldn't find him. He didn't appear again until 10 minutes before she was born. He then fainted at the sight of blood.

After we split up, he asked me to write out the recipes for his favourite meals so his new girlfriend could make them for him. To which I very unreasonably replied 'Fuck off.'

He informed our son, then aged about 13, that his new girlfriend let him do anal.

He invited himself to my Nan's funeral, stuffed his face with the buffet. This was years after we'd divorced. When I said it was a bit inappropriate, he looked very hurt, and told me that my Nan, was very fond of him, and she'd want him to be there. No you delusional cockwomble, she was a lovely, polite lady, who just never told him what she really thought of him.

Thank you, this has been cathartic.

This is up there with the best/worst 🤣

Refused to have our son for a couple of hrs so I could be with my dying dad, because " I've got work in the morning".
When I told him the hospital had rang and I needed to be there NOW he simply said "no" and put the phone down.

After a few frantic calls I managed to get a sitter for my son and raced to the hospital... 15 mins too late. 30 yrs on I will never forgive him and our son can't stand him. Luckily he lives on a different continent now, so I'll never have to bump into him.

Fucking superb !!I actually squealed laughing at this x

My God my ex was a wanker. One day, just before we broke up, we were both sitting in the living room, him in a chair farthest in the room so that he had to walk past me to walk out of the doorway. He got up and started giving me what he imagined was a look of hatred. He was walking slowly across the room, twisting his neck as he walked so that his face was fixed on me, while giving me this 'evil' stare. I was watching him bemusedly. He really did look like a wanker, walking slowly and deliberately with this 'hate' look on his face, staring at me. It's quite hard to describe but It was pathetic, I was nearly laughing. A grown man giving the 'evils' to a grown woman. Dick.

My friend's ex had an affair, then left to live with the OW. Rarely saw his son, never paid CMS - lived abroad or worked, cash in hand, for the OW's company. Always lived well, nice cars etc while my friend scraped by, working all the hours she could, to support their child. 15 years later friend's father died and the ex immediately sought legal advice as to whether he could claim a share of her inheritance.

Top shelf a*hole behaviour. Very abusive - I hope you are enjoying the relief of not being with someone that mean any more.

On his weekend with them ,bring the DC into my workplace because he couldn't find a hairbrush to brush their hair and knew I would have one with me.

Get lost at every sports day and parents evening or expect me to tell him where to park.

About to go on holiday. Asked then DH to make sure everything in the house is switched off, meaning TV etc. How was I to know that he would switch off the freezer as well.....
1 week later🤢.
He tried to blame it on the family pet🤷

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Sorry, I’m lol

I actually didn't know that was possible. How the fuck do you manage that on that cesspit?