What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

When my ex and I were dating a long long time ago we spent time at a Scottish landmark and he always used to say that a photo of us there looking loved up was his favourite and reminded him of one of the best days of his life.
A few years later when he was seeing someone else, after treating me horribly, he shared a pic of him and his new girlfriend at the same landmark in the exact same spot in almost the exact same pose. I remember thinking you poor girl what have you let yourself in for?

My ex and children’s dad will sit in a hotel room and have the cleaners clean around him 🤢

I bet it was more likely to be Blunder Woman aka Bella Emberg...😆😂

My ex finds shitty excuses to get out of our daughter going over to his when he can't be arsed to look after her. It ranges from his girlfriend is older(he's 35 she's almost 60) and his latest this week is that he can't have her cos I'm apparently taking her to the fair this weekend- I told him no I'm not cos I'm working this weekend

Surely not Jenny from the block 🤣🤣

This must win! 😬

Your Dad is brilliant! I reckon he secretly knew what he was doing which makes it even more delicious

Used a redundancy payout to travel to Turkey for a hair transplant, new teeth and started getting Botox. He’s massively in debt, so I would have thought it would be better spent elsewhere. He then went on to travel around Asia to all of the places that you’d target as a sex tourist (think Pattaya etc). Thinking about him, makes my vagina shrivel.

To me, that's Mother Nature 'thinning the herd' in a manner of speaking. No great loss if there's one less controlling arsehole in the world.

I am trying to think when it was, it was at least 15 years ago if not longer.

I know a man who did exactly this. Just before xmas time. I wonder if its the same man? All very horrible. I really felt for the woman because he'd very clearly blamed her for what he was going to do...

nope. French.

There was an absolute arse of a man on Ex On The Beach who called himself Jacques when he was as French as Cornish pasty

nicking 3 bags of coppers worth £1 each that I was planning to take to the coin drop off. Light fingered wanker got a kick out of outwitting me, in his head

Oooh yes, an ex I lived with. His exDW was going to have a third child with her new DH and wanted the cat gone so we agreed to have the cat as the kids theoretically loved her.

The kids lost interest in the cat and he said he didn't want her. I discovered some very unsavoury stuff about him and was leaving him. The kids said it would be a good idea if I took the cat but he said no and took her to the local RSPCA shelter the day after I left.

She was a funny little thing and had loads of special needs that only I pandered to. I hope whoever had her was kind to her.

He was a massive asshole in far worse ways though. He should be in jail in fact and yet he is quite popular in his home town. No-one knows what he is into though.

No indeed, I saw that poster's "lol" comment and I was horrified - such a nasty degrading thing to do. I experienced something similar with my ex but not as bad because it was pre mobile phones.

He drew a very nasty naked caricature of me on the dry wipe memo shopping list in the kitchen. It was a very fat woman and he had labelled it with "wobble" several times with added wiggly lines for effect. Our sons were 8 and 10 at the time. He had me so tied up in knots I was even worried to erase it at first in case he was annoyed, until I caught myself on and wiped it off.

It must be 30 years ago now but I have never forgotten the nastiness of it. We didn't divorce until a few years later. Had he done it now I would have taken a photo and shown it to our parents (they didn't realise what he was like at that stage).

Haha no. You know one too!!

I worked with a bloke called Paul who called himself Paulo because he has a Greek grandmother. He was from the middle of Gloucester.

Suggested I come along to look after the children in the evenings when he goes to his home country for a holiday because he can't cope with them all together and doesn't have them all together in this country. Despite the fact I have a non mol and haven't been face to face with him in over 2 years.

Got in contact in 2026 (we dated in 2011) to ask if I'd like a threesome with him and a woman he'd recently dumped (who is 20 years my senior).

Shockingly, I wasn't interested.

"as he said it he got up from where he was sitting at his computer chair to walk across the room. He was naked, and there was a white plastic bag stuck to his arse. Or more accurately, stuck up his arse crack."

God if you weren't already lesbian this would definitely turn you 😂

Ordered an "expresso".

When my ex left he took the family car with him (which I'd paid for), even though he also had a works vehicle.

We lived very rurally - six miles from the nearest bus stop - and I had a toddler at the time.

Did you tell her to come and fetch him?

Omg. Peak Wankmuppetry

I cannot even begin to imagine how I would respond if someone accused me of chewing the table! 😆