What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

Maybe embezzling money from your job, buying a great big camper van and parking it in your Mums drive. For 2 years.

This might be the only thread I’ve read every reply.

My ex booked me into the travel lodge the night a close relative died. He was feeling positive about the football that night and didn’t want me ruining the mood. Glad his team lost. Not even a hotel with a pool/decent restaurant.

During our break up my narcissistic arse of an ex told me he wouldn’t sell his share of the house to me unless I signed a contract saying I would give him £3K to buy a new guitar he would name after me. I was so desperate for him to fuck off I signed it.
Sadly, when I came to get a mortgage they said the house wasn’t worth the valuation. So I told him I didn’t have the money. He’d already started purchasing another house and it would have cost him to pull out. So no guitar.

Almost all his behaviour was wanky and it took me 4 years to get the strength to get rid of him, he was so persistent.

He didn't bother to tell DS that he was getting married and moving a step family into the house without pre warning. Twice.

That said the 2nd time they never actually made it to the alter.

i’m not in touch with him, but friends of friends know him and he’s on marriage 4! He’s also become a conspiracy theory weirdo and has abandoned one child - hence his family falling out with him! I think I dodged all the bullets there!

Saves him having to remember another date I guess!

I dont know if it is an urban myth, but frankly it sound plausible if the princes on here are anything to go by, about a married man who would only date women called (say) Sarah because that was his wifes name so he wouldnt get rumbled by saying the wrong name!

Breathed

Yes this example is him merely being a fool to himself, I'm sure he's most likely done things which have been upsetting for/to others aswell 🫂

EX DP Stayed in bed sulking for 3 days because my children came for Christmas. Twice.
ExDH of 20 years married his 2nd wife on the same day as our wedding anniversary, I dont mind but we married on the 22nd of march a Saturday and they married on a random weekday on the 22nd of March.

Tell him that hearing this story second hand on the internet was enough to ruin sex for me forever. Dickhead. (Him, not you!)

Well of course it would. As I am sure it was all your fault that he was selfish sexually incontinent wanker! I take it that his decision making has not improved if the scales have finally fallen from their eyes!

My ex was vain enough when I was with him. When we split, he became obsessed with bodybuilding. He thought he looked shit hot. In reality, he resembled a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who'd lathered himself in tikka masala.

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Breathe 😂
I wish he wouldn't 😂😂😂

My ex told our daughter he purposefully leaves his flies open so women will look and so it makes them feel uncomfortable. 🤮🤬

Omg I'm dying 😂😂😂

Oh sweet Christ! 🤢

'Forgot' to tell me he was married

Got me pregnant but I had a concealed pregnancy (didnt know I was pregnant until I gave birth)

He freaked out,lied and told everyone the baby wasnt his-painted me out to be a woman who shagged anything that moved

Painted me out to be a liar until a dna test proved I wasnt

He then told his wife id pounced on him and forced him into sex,she swallowed this bollocks but they broke up not long after

Both blame me (the baby is now 26) and I somehow got myself pregnant to trap him

Called his penis, and as far as I know, still does....."Mr Wiggly". 🤢🤮😭

When I’d not long given birth to our son I found out he’d been cheating so I told him to leave by the time I got home he was sat on the living room floor with a butter knife trying to lift the flooring because he payed for it 🤣🤣

First time I spent a week at his place (he hadn’t lived with a woman before at 38) asked me how many sheets of toilet paper I use when I do a wee because the loo roll was going down much quicker than it normally would. Had to educate him about us girls wiping when we wee, whereas men just shake and go.

It was tempting @PyongyangKipperbang and I did consider it, but his family thought the sun shone out of his backside then (they don’t so much now!) and I didn’t want the flack from them for ‘ruining his wedding’ (because it would absolutely have been my fault not his)!

The temptation for me would be to say "yes ok as long as you cancel the wedding and be truthful that we are getting back together" and then dump him two days later. But I have been assured that I am a "bitter old hag"..... still younger and hotter than you, dickhead (him not you!)

My ex did that, I was 40 minutes away he was meant to let me know when he was leaving his parents where our daughter had spent a week which was two hours away. He didn't let me know and left our 11 year old daughter alone on the doorstep with her suitcase......

When I was going out with my ex (I was about 21, he was 25), we went to the pub quiz with my Mum and her friends. She was so worried that he wouldn’t get a round in, she gave him £20 beforehand. He was slow to get that round in and trousered the change (it was the late 90s, a round was perhaps £15 or 16). My toes are still curling with horror.