Was making dinner earlier. We have an open plan kitchen lounge with sink in the middle. I accidentally set the baking paper on fire on the gas flame all along the side of it. . Start saying "fire fire" husband doesn't move or anything. I chuck it in the sink and manage to put it out. He still says nothing. Then is all " oh is there a fire? I didn't see it". Still doesn't get up till I ask him to open the windows so the smoke alarms don't go off. Still says " he didn't see it. Our daughter pipes up " I saw it". The room now stinks.
Then son comes down for dinner and I mention just had a fire and he asks how big it was and my husband says " oh like a candle"
Which isn't true, when I say why have you said that he's " I'm joking" you're so dramatic".
I find it really undermining he always says " I'm joking" he will say every couple of months to our son that " he wish he never had kids" but oh he's joking...