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Neighbours loud sex 😂

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Daisymay1000 · 26/05/2026 13:56

So for the most part I do get on with next door. The man is great, really helpful and polite to the whole street.. his wife’s a bit odd but nothing major. However she has a habit of the LOUDEST moaning and disgusting sayings during sex.. never hear a peep from him.. but she does it almost on purpose?! It’s actually stomach turning. I don’t want my daughter hearing this kind of thing. It’s so awkward though as what do you do in that situation??? It’s bad enough when theyr arguing and all you hear is her screaming f offfff get out n all this, but the SEX 🤢🤢🤢. Would you mention it to him and ask him to maybe have a word with her, or leave it and put up??? YABU - say nothing. YANBY - say something!!

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Gloriia · 28/05/2026 08:04

FrogsWormsandButterflies · 27/05/2026 22:28

Are these not normal things to say during sex?

You shouldn't be able to hear it next door. The op has kids, we don't know if the neighbours do but they should not be subjected to this, it's bad enough neighbours can hear.

This woman is performing, I bet it's a huge turn on for her that others can hear.

The op needs to be blunt that she endures it but when kids can hear it is inappropriate on a whole different level.

Dweetfidilove · 28/05/2026 02:46

MiddleAgedDread · 26/05/2026 17:56

what must stink??

This is MN where people wash themselves once per week, so sex is likely to reek☹️.

Franjipanl8r · 28/05/2026 02:38

Post an anonymous letter saying “I hear your sex noises and I’m recording them”. It’s creepy enough to hopefully make her stop.

seventeenofsumday · 28/05/2026 02:28

FrogsWormsandButterflies · 27/05/2026 22:28

Are these not normal things to say during sex?

Hello neighbor 🤣 come on - you know exactly what op meant - it is pretty disgusting to hear a neighbor saying these things!!!!

DiscoBeat · 28/05/2026 00:45

FrogsWormsandButterflies · 27/05/2026 22:28

Are these not normal things to say during sex?

Well yes, but not to the neighbours!

GreenCaterpillarOnALeaf · 28/05/2026 00:38

50 year olds shagging in this heat? Obviously you don’t wanna hear it but… good on them.

AllTheChaos · 28/05/2026 00:25

Re: smell, ref a pp, sounds like maybe BV may be an issue? I understand chemists stock things that can help.
Re: noise: eeeirgh! I had a flat mate like this once, she swore that she just couldn’t help it - I could maybe accept that te the screaming but not re the dirty talk! Though in her case the screaming sounded more like a donkey braying, which was actually really funny but also annoying!

SwatTheTwit · 27/05/2026 23:37

Daisymay1000 · 27/05/2026 22:18

Because as it clearly states - he is cool I speak with him - she is not and I don’t really chat to her - and it’s HER making the noise?

or would you prefer some really bitchy response to suit your agenda?😂

I have no idea what agenda you’re referring to but it makes sense to go directly to the person making the noises.

JillThePlantKiller · 27/05/2026 23:35

Hmmat all the suggestions to put an anonymous note through the door in the age of ring doorbells

LarksAscending · 27/05/2026 23:35

financialcareerstuff · 27/05/2026 22:37

I’d be a bit worried this is me, except we never, ever argue. . The screaming is all the good kind 🤣 ……. We are in a detached house and I don’t think the sound travels too badly but sometimes we realise the window was open unintentionally…… no children next door though, or we’d be more careful.

Gross have some dignity

LarksAscending · 27/05/2026 23:35

Yes I’d go knock and say my young child can hear it so please can they be more discreet.

AImportantMermaid · 27/05/2026 23:21

Hi Gary, hope you managed to bang Sheila into next week like she asked on Tuesday night after you railed her like the Cross Country through Birmingham New Street. Station. Small favour - little Frogmella is asking what ‘Fuck me up the chocolate chimney, Fat Controller’, means and I’m not sure what to tell her. Any chance you could ask Lucinda to keep the volume down a bit?

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 27/05/2026 23:13

I’m convinced the reason some people are scream that loud during sex is to let he whole world know they’re getting it. The problem with that is that we also know when theyre not getting any action🤣

financialcareerstuff · 27/05/2026 22:37

I’d be a bit worried this is me, except we never, ever argue. . The screaming is all the good kind 🤣 ……. We are in a detached house and I don’t think the sound travels too badly but sometimes we realise the window was open unintentionally…… no children next door though, or we’d be more careful.

GaIadriel · 27/05/2026 22:30

Treetreetreetree · 26/05/2026 13:58

Take down what she says like a dictation and then send it to them anonymously with a gag enclosed.

Or record it and wake them up in the morning with it full blast on the stereo loool.

Daisymay1000 · 27/05/2026 22:30

FrogsWormsandButterflies · 27/05/2026 22:28

Are these not normal things to say during sex?

sure are, I just have absolutely no desire to hear them and it’s not really stuff you should want your neighbours hearing either? Unless your weird and this is your kink I duno

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FrogsWormsandButterflies · 27/05/2026 22:28

Daisymay1000 · 27/05/2026 22:20

well she loudly likes to announce when she’s about to cum. Her legs are shaking. Asks him to F her harder. She’s dripping. amongst many others!!! And bear in mind these aren’t young people … I’m talking 50s. It’s not what you want to hear from any age but it’s stomach churning especially when I have a daughter in the house 🤮

Are these not normal things to say during sex?

IcyRubyHiker · 27/05/2026 22:28

Daisymay1000 · 26/05/2026 13:56

So for the most part I do get on with next door. The man is great, really helpful and polite to the whole street.. his wife’s a bit odd but nothing major. However she has a habit of the LOUDEST moaning and disgusting sayings during sex.. never hear a peep from him.. but she does it almost on purpose?! It’s actually stomach turning. I don’t want my daughter hearing this kind of thing. It’s so awkward though as what do you do in that situation??? It’s bad enough when theyr arguing and all you hear is her screaming f offfff get out n all this, but the SEX 🤢🤢🤢. Would you mention it to him and ask him to maybe have a word with her, or leave it and put up??? YABU - say nothing. YANBY - say something!!

My past tactic has been to play the ‘Spanish Flea’ song really loudly against the wall and shout… ‘no one can have sex to THIS…..’ 🎵

Daisymay1000 · 27/05/2026 22:24

jumpingjohnny · 26/05/2026 18:37

We text or phoned every single time. It eventually stopped.

Had to tell (then) 10yo DS that it was foxes.

Hahahaha I would love to that but I’m scared they may answer in the midst of it. Bad enough hearing it through the walls. I’m mortified people are asking me to repeat it😂😂😂😂

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Daisymay1000 · 27/05/2026 22:20

BauhausOfEliott · 26/05/2026 14:45

'Disgusting sayings'

'Stomach turning'

Like PPs, I'm wondering what the hell this woman is saying that is actually making you feel sick rather than just mildly annoyed at the noise.

well she loudly likes to announce when she’s about to cum. Her legs are shaking. Asks him to F her harder. She’s dripping. amongst many others!!! And bear in mind these aren’t young people … I’m talking 50s. It’s not what you want to hear from any age but it’s stomach churning especially when I have a daughter in the house 🤮

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Daisymay1000 · 27/05/2026 22:18

KSera · 26/05/2026 14:37

Why would you speak to him and not her? If they’re married presumably she lives with him and is also your neighbour?
Why have you written this about him instead of her?

Because as it clearly states - he is cool I speak with him - she is not and I don’t really chat to her - and it’s HER making the noise?

or would you prefer some really bitchy response to suit your agenda?😂

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LeedsLoiner · 27/05/2026 14:30

When I was away at work conference two of my colleagues decided to have some "personal time" together in the evening, and their exertions were so loud that everyone who had a room on the corridor could hear them.
For the rest of her career the lady involved was known as "Gina" after the singer "Gina G" - Oooh! Aaah! Just a little bit...

Flamingojune · 27/05/2026 14:25

Tell him statistically the louder the woman the crapper the sex

PotatoLove · 27/05/2026 14:24

Stick on The Benny Hill Show theme music when she starts.

Bleachedjeans · 27/05/2026 13:53

TheseWordsAreMine · 26/05/2026 23:08

She's reading out arsenals scores for the entire season.

Thing is he supports Spurs.

🤣 Nice one 👍