To feel weird about being second woman on sex chair

How does one explain a sex chair in the living room to the children?😨 Or the in laws.🤔

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I was really hoping this thread was going to be about a woman who was leading a committee dedicated to discussing sex and gender issues!

Coming back to this, I note now the flip top chest part at the front which you could turn into an ice box. Who wouldn’t say no to a Magnum half-way through, whilst as a PP said watching Rip.

Has he got a disability? Why on earth would anyone need a sex chair like that?! Its not even putting you in a creative position. How random.

That would turn me off sex for life and send me screaming to a nunnery.

Super-tacky.

I can't figure for the life of me what different positions you'd be able to get in on that chair, and I don't want to Google it 🫣 What can one do on that, which one can't do better with a mound of cushions and a bed?

I've tried the full gamut of positions in my lifetime, and I honestly still can't work out what one could do on that chair. It seems much too narrow and low to the ground for most things, including comfortable doggy, and the shape looks limiting.

Honestly it looks quite comfy to me. Accept I seem to be in a small minority 😂 Unfortunately it offends my interior design sensibilities though so I couldn’t have it sitting there looking at me like some sort of 80s ottoman!

Gotta be a wind up by a bloke this one.

Well this is grim.

Agree with the suggestion that you should flatly refuse to ever use it, and see if he bins/sells it or puts it back in storage. It might tell you a lot about your relationship.

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grim

I saw this meme on another thread and I'm stealing it

Arrhhh no. What have I done to my algorithms now ?

Right on point 🤢

For similar reasons. You can get in different positions you may not be able to without extra support. Especially if you aren’t flexible or have much core strength.

Me too.

The other “sex chair” was on the thread where the woman’s husband had bought her a “gift” of a sex chair to spice up their lives because he was having an affair with the office junior whom he referred to in texts as Bimbo. He even had the neck to ask his wife to assemble the chair as he was too busy.

Same here other than reading that as Edward V11 grew older and ever more portly he had a sex chair designed to accommodate his weight and bulk.

Sorry you have to deal with that, one of my best mates suffers from Fibro and it's an absolute fecker💐
See now you've explained it I totally see why someone in your position (no pun intended!) might buy one of these things. That makes a lot of sense. But I don't think they're designed specifically for people who have chronic pain/mobility issues are they? If so then I still don't get why someone without those issues would need one.

stop saying "juices"

In my day you did it in a bed...

One knows exactly what you mean.
It is well documented that I take my own toilet seat with me whenever I visit different areas of my domain.
Pehaps you could do something similar, and obtain your own 'sex chair' and then take that with you, should your relationship with this fellow ever terminate?

I can’t figure out what you could do on it, other than shown on the picture. Seems to up a lot of space for not that much versatility.

Have Niteflirt increased their chat prices again?

This thread has really cheered up my day, I am missing the laugher reaction

My first thought was where would you put it?! I do have a small house, completely filled with kids random stuff, but I've never had a bedroom big enough to fit more than a bed/wardrobe/maybe a chest of drawers, my current living room struggles to hold a small sofa and additional chair - and surely it's not the sort of thing you expect guests to sit on Do you keep it in the shed and just bring it out for special occasions? I clearly just don't have the sort of home and lifestyle that allows for a sex chair.