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To think if you buy

104 replies

Pompelly · 21/05/2026 21:00

Mayonnaise in a jar... you're a psychopath?

Squeezy is the only acceptable form.

OP posts:
Arlanymor · 21/05/2026 21:06

My Korean mayonnaise is squeezy, my French is in a jar. I think that means I am well-balanced!

TheChosenTwo · 21/05/2026 21:05

I just buy whatever hellmans I come across first when I add it to my online basket whether that’s squeezy or jar tbh, I don’t eat it myself so I don’t have a preferred type of delivery. Although ketchup is always squeezy because I do use that!

thistimelastweek · 21/05/2026 21:04

By your definition I'm a psychopath because I have a spoon.

(And squeezy is fine till it needs washing out for re-cycling. Watch us psychos laugh at you then.)

Trumptontown · 21/05/2026 21:02

You’re the psychopath for liking mayonnaise 😁