AIBU to want my sister to leave my local crows alone?

Well i heard that crows have photographic memories for human faces and can hold grudges and attack humans who have done them wrong. Since they have come to know and trust you, you could stage a scene whereby it looks like your sister is harming you, thus triggering the crows vengeance mechanisms. Basically, they will see her as threatening and will kot forget her face

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I guess I was today years old when I learned that a pack of crows was called a murder of crows 😂

Is this bird a reincarnation if the same Russell Crowe the film star?

I have decided that one of the characters should live in a large, old, detached house just outside the village. Behind large hedges. The house will be called The Rookery. I'm not sure if the resident is the old crone who runs the crow appreciation society; or a member of the gentry who enjoys shooting crows.
The Rookery will have long spooky corridors and old fashioned, noisy toilets, with chains. There may be a more user friendly toilet in the house.
I am also going to include a character called Maggie/Mags, she is famous for her pie. Mag's Pies. (Magpies geddit) Not sure if she is the butchers wife, landlady of the pub, or runs the traditional bakery which makes the unique birthday cakes.
I also need a talking Jackdaw.
The butcher is a jovial, well respected member of the community. However, the dead rabbits and pheasants hanging in his shop hint that he may have a darker side.
Mag's Pies also have a darker side.
Not sure about murdering someone with a cheese press. I think there will be a few murders, including someone being pecked to death. The crows may take revenge for the murder of the lady who feeds them... to be continued...

I have been feeding a group of crows near my house and we’re just getting to the point where they wait for me now in a morning and come very close. My sister has decided she wants in on it but I’ve told her to go and find her own murder as I’ve put in all the hard work with these ones. I told her there is a murder across the way on the field she could do and feed.

this morning I was coming home from shop and there she was feeding Russel from my murder. I shouted at her and she shouted that they’re not my fucking crows, at the point a woman walking a dog walked past and tutted so sister shouted that they’re not my crows and I was shouting at her. The woman just carried on walking but this was right near my house!!

AIBU to think she should just go and feed the others???

You remind me of an amazing sight I witnesssed right above my house: swifts in a ‘balling’ formation exactly like those schools of fish do when there’s a predator nearby. At first I thought it was a starling murmuration but it was the wrong time of day and they were definitely swifts. Then I saw the reason - a big red kite.

Nature is wonderful.

Same here with the red Kites. Never sure who is after who as the Kites will occasionally take a bird on the wing. I wonder if they get near the crows nests.

I have decided that one of the characters should live in a large, old, detached house just outside the village. Behind large hedges. The house will be called The Rookery. I'm not sure if the resident is the old crone who runs the crow appreciation society; or a member of the gentry who enjoys shooting crows.
The Rookery will have long spooky corridors and old fashioned, noisy toilets, with chains. There may be a more user friendly toilet in the house.
I am also going to include a character called Maggie/Mags, she is famous for her pie. Mag's Pies. (Magpies geddit) Not sure if she is the butchers wife, landlady of the pub, or runs the traditional bakery which makes the unique birthday cakes.
I also need a talking Jackdaw.
The butcher is a jovial, well respected member of the community. However, the dead rabbits and pheasants hanging in his shop hint that he may have a darker side.
Mag's Pies also have a darker side.
Not sure about murdering someone with a cheese press. I think there will be a few murders, including someone being pecked to death. The crows may take revenge for the murder of the lady who feeds them... to be continued...

Ahhh it's you the sister with the holiday bathroom post. You guys need to stay away from each other 😂.

If you're not fighting over which toilet to use you're for being over loyalty of the crows 😂

Don't forget to add in the personal loos and a spooky corridor....

I have been feeding a group of crows near my house and we’re just getting to the point where they wait for me now in a morning and come very close. My sister has decided she wants in on it but I’ve told her to go and find her own murder as I’ve put in all the hard work with these ones. I told her there is a murder across the way on the field she could do and feed.

this morning I was coming home from shop and there she was feeding Russel from my murder. I shouted at her and she shouted that they’re not my fucking crows, at the point a woman walking a dog walked past and tutted so sister shouted that they’re not my crows and I was shouting at her. The woman just carried on walking but this was right near my house!!

AIBU to think she should just go and feed the others???

Is this the one with the sister where they keep stashing vehicles in each others houses?

Anyway, Russell is the problem here. He’s a faithless hoor. Take it up with him.

No it isn’t you snobby twat