To be uncomfortable as an bit role in customers' sex games?

And yanbu in being disgusted by their behaviour. I’d have asked the manager to kick them out and ban them

for the naysayers it’s pretty obvious when a woman is being stimulated towards climax. It’s hardly a subtle change in facial expression for FFS

OP had an absolute right not to be forced into the proximity of that

I must be quite naive. I thought she’d gone to the toilet to remove her knickers and he was taking photos under the table. A vibrator controlled by a phone would never have occurred to me. Didn’t know there was such a thing 🙈

Absolutely grim. Ugh, awful weirdos.

I’d have thrown them out. And made her wipe her seat before she left! I hope you’ve banned them.

dear lord I feel.old. Is this really a thing now !

The op has not confirmed that the guy was controlling a vibrator from his phone. How has everyone jumped to this conclusion?
why would he have hidden the phone in his lap if this is the case ?
I don’t believe any couple would have been remotely interested in what the faux waiting staff thought of their vibratory shenanigans either, it’s vanilla as heck

Blue tooth vibrator controlled via his phone. Ah the great use of technology.

Nor did I, thank goodness! Not something I even want to think about!

At least you told it better, i didnt get what op was saying.

I take it you've never worked in a bar / restaurant. Customers being disgusting creeps is absolutely the norm. Often the men, but the women too.

But if you think it's a troll, report.

Just bc she's busy doesn't mean she's blind! Make it make sense. Op will be seeing them while interacting or walking towards their table.

I wouldn’t even have realised what they were doing probably and you actually don’t know what they were doing if any that all, and if I did, and they were, I don’t think I would be so horrified and offended that she had a vibrating egg or whatever I just would have thought they were a couple of weirdos. Unless she was doing a when Harry met sally no one else in the restaurant probably noticed either

It’s grim and another pushing of a boundary that we are meant to accept in the name of people expressing themselves/being into kink

just do it in private or in private places where others will enjoy these pathetic little games

I hope next time they get caught and shamed as that part won’t be so exciting for them

It'll be the 11% that have actually thought critically about the story rather than taking turns to be disgusted at a tall tale

Wanking in public is vile and illegal whether it be a man or woman. OP should have called the police and had them hauled off to jail

And she would hardly have looked aroused and animated if that was the case. Why is this so hard to believe? Exhibitionism/kink isn't that rare.

Doesn't your workplace have CCTV cameras? Tell your boss, you shouldn't have to put up with perverts while trying to do your job

That'll be the 11% who think that a waitress in a busy pub and restaurant would be too busy herself to be scrutinising what people are doing with their phones and their facial expressions.

Really? Because all we've read is the fevered imagination of the OP. She's no proof whatsoever of what they were or weren't doing. Pulling stupid faces in public isn't proof of sordid sex games. The woman could've been suffering a gastric spasm or cramp of some sort for all we know.

I think it's funny 🤣 But they should have been less obvious.

She'd have to give the sticky seat a wipe for the next customer, for a start.

ETA - speaking as an ex waitress / barmaid, the classism by a few on this thread is noted. Waitresses aren't real people - they should just smile at the customers, do as they're told and clean up their body fluids afterwards.

I can see that you didn't like it, and not something I’d do, but as a waitress, how did it affect you?

They were wanking in public Janet. That's not a pleasant thing to do.

It's clear that the OP means 'they seemed' a pleasant couple, in the same way neighbours say that the serial killer 'seemed like a nice man who loved his mum' until he dismembered her.

I can't imagine being jealous of a woman who risks a criminal record and employment to wank in public for a creepy weirdo who she's been dating for four months. Is that what's aspirational now?

Were you the lady in the restaurant with a vibrator up her chuff getting animated?