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Sheenscrot · 2026-05-16T12:58:52+00:00

I work in a Nice gastropub. Last night a couple came in for a booked table. The booking notes had asked for sit on the edge of the main section of the restaurant. This isn't uncommon as we have live music on a Friday and it's a good viewing spot. It's a lively pub and busy restaurant. They were in my section and I welcomed them, got chatting and they told me they we out to celebrate their 4 month anniversary. Champagne was ordered. A pleasant, attractive young couple having a lovely night out. Then the mood changed a bit; the woman went to the loo and the man played with his phone while she did do. When she came back he moved his phone to his lap and started to mess with it surreptitiously under the table. It was so freaking obvious what was going on; her face became animated and she started squirming. I went back to clear their starter dish and offered more drinks, just doing my job, but they were obviously observing me to see if I noticed. I went down the civil professional and verging on brusque approach to them fro that point and tried to speed them through the meal to get them off the table quickly. All the other servers that night were a level students and I wasn't going to expose them to that so I took full ownership of the table. Grim fuckers Do some people have no shame?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 17/05/2026 16:19

I’ve heard of this but never seen it (thankfully). The things some people do to get off in public though. Honestly.

sunnybaros · 17/05/2026 16:18

You should have asked her loudly if she was having a stroke - dirty mare.

Brideofclover · 17/05/2026 16:18

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/05/2026 14:04

I had to read through twice to get it 😅

She had a vibrator inside her and he was controlling it from his phone?

Eww for you having to serve them 🤢🤢😄😄

💐 yanbu x

I thought they were going to proposition you for a 3some!

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😳😳 Thankyou for explaining - now I wish I didn’t know 😳😳🤣🤣🤣

amyds2104 · 17/05/2026 16:05

FeliciaFancybottom · 16/05/2026 14:36

I bet he caught a shiny Pokemon and he said he'd trade it with her, that always makes me squirm with excitement.

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Best comment ever! #pokemongo

survivingoutofspite · 17/05/2026 11:20

FeliciaFancybottom · 16/05/2026 14:36

I bet he caught a shiny Pokemon and he said he'd trade it with her, that always makes me squirm with excitement.

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🤣🤣🤣 especially a rare one

UnctuousUnicorns · 17/05/2026 11:10

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · 17/05/2026 08:58

Surely the whole point of the product, though, is that people use it in public? Presumably, many users try to be more subtle about it and not make it completely obvious in a When-Harry-Met-Sally way what they're doing. If you're in a private bedroom behind closed doors, where would the fun be in trying not to let strangers see you, when they couldn't anyway?

A bit like with those ridiculous tiny bikinis where you're effectively naked but technically not - nobody buys those just to wear them in their own bedroom and get off on how much they're exposing themselves to themselves in private.

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I had assumed that they were chiefly intended for couples, where one of them is working away, to have remote, ahem, fun. 🤷‍♀️ 😅 That was my take on it, anyway. But I still maintain, if this happened, that involving unwitting and unwilling bystanders in one's "play" in public is most definitely not on. Call me a pearl clutcher all you want, I'd rather be that than crass and sleazy. 🤷‍♀️

Lomonald · 17/05/2026 09:11

Sheenscrot · 16/05/2026 18:49

Oh and the phone issue?

Yesi could have been clearer.

He was drawing patterns on the screen, it was fucking obvious he was controlling a vibrator.

And her animation? Yes her sex face. I was being coy in the OP. 🙄

I am.very old I had no idea this was a "thing" technology eh 😂

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · 17/05/2026 09:01

Petrolitis · 17/05/2026 08:06

Yes interesting isn't it

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I've no idea if either of these are based on what actually happened or not; but if the product exists, people will clearly be buying it and using it.

Often, you get one person with lots of followers doing something seemingly obscure and random on TikTok and then, in no time at all, everybody is copying it.

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · 17/05/2026 08:58

UnctuousUnicorns · 16/05/2026 15:57

Dirty sods. Fine in the privacy of your own home, hotel bedroom, holiday accommodation etc. but in public? Just no.

Surely the whole point of the product, though, is that people use it in public? Presumably, many users try to be more subtle about it and not make it completely obvious in a When-Harry-Met-Sally way what they're doing. If you're in a private bedroom behind closed doors, where would the fun be in trying not to let strangers see you, when they couldn't anyway?

A bit like with those ridiculous tiny bikinis where you're effectively naked but technically not - nobody buys those just to wear them in their own bedroom and get off on how much they're exposing themselves to themselves in private.

Petrolitis · 17/05/2026 08:06

Loopytiles · 16/05/2026 14:09

Same story as this a couple of weeks ago but from the perspective of a friend on a double date, not a waitress.

Yes interesting isn't it

ElectoralControversy · 17/05/2026 08:02

LoyalMember · 16/05/2026 16:36

Really? Because all we've read is the fevered imagination of the OP. She's no proof whatsoever of what they were or weren't doing. Pulling stupid faces in public isn't proof of sordid sex games. The woman could've been suffering a gastric spasm or cramp of some sort for all we know.

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I'm concerned about the number of people on this thread who can't tell the difference between someone
"having a gastric cramp"
"laughing at a joke"
"enjoying their dessert"
and approaching orgasm

I'm really glad I'm not dating any of you

Itsasecretnow · 17/05/2026 08:00

Hallywally · 16/05/2026 20:23

@Bigcat25im definitely not sheltered. I work in the criminal justice sector and come across files of and men who have had sex with babies, dead bodies and animals 😂 There are all sorts of weird practices and fetishes out there. I’ve no doubt some couples do this but in reality the OP really has no idea what they were doing and it’s a really off the wall peculiar assumption to make 😂

Why the laughing emoji after the sentence “I’ve come across files of men having sex with babies, animals and dead bodies 😂”
wtf? Glad someone so empathetic is doing whatever job it is you do… I know you’ll say the emoji is in response to pp saying you must be sheltered, but ffs!

TheKeatingFive · 17/05/2026 07:59

Ugh people like this are gross. If something like this ever happens again a spill is the only way to go

rwalker · 17/05/2026 07:48

No idea why OP just didn’t call it out

should of just said it obvious what your upto it’s grim

Northernrunnerwife · 17/05/2026 07:40

Completely grim. No idea what the best response is though. Maybe put on some rubber gloves and hover near their table with the disinfectant spray and a bucket of bleach. 😝

Overthehillmum63 · 17/05/2026 07:27

I didn’t have the faintest idea what they’d done until I read the comments!

Namingbaba · 17/05/2026 07:01

It’s hard to fully express an experience you’ve had in writing. Those saying the face could have been anticipation of food or some other issue really just need to take OP’s word for what she saw. It’s not like it’s something you’re on the look out for so it must have been obvious.

Also these vibrators aren’t new. They’ve surely been around for over a decade.

I thought the silver lining might be that they tipped well but no tip at all for subjecting you to that?

Spicysirracha · 17/05/2026 06:31

I am surprised you didn’t go straight to your manager. This couple were behaving inappropriately to both you, colleagues and other diners. Added to which, you didn’t know if it was going to escalate. What if a child had seen this?

DancingNotDrowning · 16/05/2026 21:50

Hallywally · 16/05/2026 20:23

@Bigcat25im definitely not sheltered. I work in the criminal justice sector and come across files of and men who have had sex with babies, dead bodies and animals 😂 There are all sorts of weird practices and fetishes out there. I’ve no doubt some couples do this but in reality the OP really has no idea what they were doing and it’s a really off the wall peculiar assumption to make 😂

Why do you assume the OP wouldn’t know what the were doing?

it sounds like it was bloody obvious

Bigcat25 · 16/05/2026 21:45

Hallywally · 16/05/2026 20:23

@Bigcat25im definitely not sheltered. I work in the criminal justice sector and come across files of and men who have had sex with babies, dead bodies and animals 😂 There are all sorts of weird practices and fetishes out there. I’ve no doubt some couples do this but in reality the OP really has no idea what they were doing and it’s a really off the wall peculiar assumption to make 😂

My apologies then, Although I don't think op was wrong in her assumption. This is something I've heard of.

Pistachiocake · 16/05/2026 21:25

In my first workplace, I worried about creepy old men. Sadly, we learn that young men and women can be worse.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 16/05/2026 20:50

viques · 16/05/2026 19:16

Imagine if Michelangelo had included a picture of a tiramisu in the Sistine Chapel, I can see it now, balanced on Gods finger as he offers it to Adam….

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Wonder if that would still provoke a screaming fit!

FoulBlister · 16/05/2026 20:49

Sheenscrot · 16/05/2026 20:40

Spoonerism type names have been used on MN for decades.

I'm real.

And an old fashioned cunty woman.

Mkay?

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If you say so geezer.

Original poster

Sheenscrot · 16/05/2026 20:40

FoulBlister · 16/05/2026 20:03

If this happened I'll give you the money myself.
Odd OP name.
Bloke?

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Spoonerism type names have been used on MN for decades.

I'm real.

And an old fashioned cunty woman.

Mkay?

OP posts:

Hallywally · 16/05/2026 20:23

@Bigcat25im definitely not sheltered. I work in the criminal justice sector and come across files of and men who have had sex with babies, dead bodies and animals 😂 There are all sorts of weird practices and fetishes out there. I’ve no doubt some couples do this but in reality the OP really has no idea what they were doing and it’s a really off the wall peculiar assumption to make 😂