What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

Me to, but only i was in the top bunk with my sister in the bottom bunk, she woke up soaked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That might depend on where you had the poo?? 😂

Lol, I had sex with two men at the same time, my idea, they were well up for it. All of us single and having fun.
Can't see why it would be bad thing.

This is only bad if you subscribe to the patriarchy. If you're not hurting anyone (everyone was consenting, nobody was cheating), it's doesn't qualify, in my opinion :)

Me neither. I remember sleeping with two men in the same day but I don’t feel bad AT ALL. Couldn’t give a shit. I look back with fondness about scenarios like this. My life now as a wife and Mum is a million miles from that.

I would jump at the chance to have two blokes in one day now!

Emptied what I thought was an unused nesting box in our garden. To my horror several baby chicks tumbled out. I put them back but the parents tossed them out again thanks to my interference. 😭😭😭😭

Lesson learned - keep the fuck away!

Had sexual relations with a married man. Pretty bad. About the only thing I regret in my life. He was 30, I was 21. He fed me stories that they were separating and they did a year or so later but I still should have known better....

After discovering my ex of 29 years had been living a lie and cheating etc
he was still living in my home before breaking the news to our child , for two nights
I could not bear to have him in the kitchen etc
so because we lived miles from delivery food etc and he had nothing to eat
I made him a sandwich which I left outside the spare room door for him
before doing so wiped the dogs arse with it
Poor dog it was sour dough so not very soft a wipe 😞

I stole some money when I was about 12 from a club I used to go to. I was soon found out the next day when I was found in school giving out £1 coins to anyone and everyone. My mum and dad had to go and give the money back. I feel sick just thinking about it 25 odd years later and well up thinking how embarrassed my mum and dad must have been.

Not necessarily... 😂

The worst things I have done are:
-stole from my parents and grandparents (didn't get caught)
-got caught shop lifting (but my parents didn't find out)
-stole from friends (didn't get caught)
-was sick at my university halls of residence bar and the people working there had to clean it up(I didn't really apologise)
-walked over peoples cars while drunk (didn't get caught)
-had sex with several men then ghosted them

I feel guilty about most of these things (though I do think the drinking/sex stuff was due to the 90s culture), not really sure what to do about it though.

I don't think my current friends and work colleagues would even believe that I had done some of these things.

I haven't done anything really bad since my mid twenties (now nearly 50).

I guess growing up I thought I had a bit of a difficult time, but looking back compared to a lot of people it wasn't that tough.

Living in shared housing really brings the worst out in me!! There was another girl who would leave her dirty dishes everywhere so I would dump them in her room.. you’re not alone!! She used to also put things on to cook and then go out!

You were a child in what sounds like an awful situation. If the bird couldnt fly, it probably would have died anyway. X

Had an affair
No pride or flex or laugh about it. I've spent a lot of time working on myself since but I will regret it til the day I die.

I did wonder if Kenton from The Archers had popped in to finally admit to running over Eccles the peacock.

When I learnt that my exH had been visiting sex workers in lockdown (when we couldn’t even mix with other households) putting mine and our DCs health at risk ……

I looked at the fresh pile of laundry I’d ironed and sorted, went to the fridge took out all of the chillis, put the seeds in the pestle and mortar and had a lovely concentrated paste which I then smeared on every one of his pants crotch seams

Watching him squirm for the next few days was priceless , I never regretted it as I looked him dead in the eye and said ‘what on earth have you been up to the last few days you look so so unwell?’

Same here, reformed now.

As a kid I nipped round ther back of the deli counter in Littlewoods, filled my pockets with the mini pork pies. Ate them with my sister walking home and mum said, where did you get those? "Oh the kind lady gave us them" Must thank her next time I'm in. PMSL.

My father who is abusive and awful
was temporarily in a wheelchair really annoyed me. So I went up to him and let out a really eggy fart.

https://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2024/01/06/grouville-bids-farewell-to-parish-peacock-henry-percy/

A bird like this?

I was a child, maybe 10 so old enough to know better. Parents were alcoholics so I was left to my own devices a lot.
I loved animals and was desperate for a pet. One day I found a baby bird hopping around the garden, unable to fly. I kept it in a box hoping it would be my pet that I was desperate for, only I didn’t know about feeding it properly or how to care for it correctly. I kept it secret so didn’t check on it as much as I should have as I didn’t want my parents to find out. I did feed and water it but not the right things. I’m not sure if its parent would have been still caring for it. Obviously it died.
I frequently think of that bird and what I did to it 😢 I’ve done many bad things but that one’s particularly horrible.

I've done lots of things I'm ashamed of and/or embarrassed about. I'd like to think I've grown and learned and wouldn't do them now.

Always took them in a HMV bag, had a stash of them. Looked better.

Do I feel guilty? Like hell I do..

I cut off an awful bully's ponytail whilst sitting behind her in assembly. I was 14. And got excluded for it. Sorry, not sorry.

A girl in our friendship group in school was quite mean to me at times- would put me down, take the piss out of me for laughs etc. I heard she was going ice skating so I told her to break a leg.
She did!
I felt awful. I know it wasn’t my fault but I felt like a right witch. I shouldn’t have said it.
Incidentally we actually became good friends during sixth form. She became less of a cow and I toughened up a lot.