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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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GarlicFind · 10/04/2026 01:30

Lifelover16 · 09/04/2026 23:51

i think penises are horribly ugly (turkey giblets come to mind) but I think just as bad are pics of naked men wearing nothing but those ridiculous little posing pouches (especially leopard skin or wet look) or thong type swimming trunks.

I was looking for pictures of some very weird crochet men's bodysuits that a designer showed last year - couldn't find them but did see this crochet pattern, which might be appropriate for the thread:

Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?
PyongyangKipperbang · 10/04/2026 01:38

Nope!

My ex was obsessed by photos like that. He would send me a photo of his dick
and say I "owed him one" back. Occasionally if he said "send me a boob pic" I would send him a pic of some grotty man boobs I had googled. My favourite was when he messaged and I said I was in the bath, he said "send me a pic", so I sent him a picture of my bath. Sans water, sans moi!

He never got the hint.

I dumped him and his GF's are getting younger and younger, presumably as they are the only ones daft enough to do it!

Reallyneedsaholiday · 10/04/2026 01:41

Not unsolicited ones. They’re just weird 😂

Gowlett · 10/04/2026 01:42

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:10

I was mildly amused at a photo of a man being tasered in the bollocks, but not turned on per se.

I was very much amused by this, ha ha…

Villanousvillans · 10/04/2026 01:52

A man flashed his penis at me when I was 12. It didn’t traumatise me because I had no clue what it was. It was only years later that I realised. 😂

To answer the question, god no.

BeanQuisine · 10/04/2026 02:09

Being turned on by dick porn is more a gay male thing, although I have a gay man friend who's very "meh" about it - "seen one seen 'em all", "been there done that" etc.

GrumpyButOk · 10/04/2026 02:23

PottingBench · 09/04/2026 20:14

"one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo"

Interested to know what that effort might have been.
Arranged amongst a bowl of seasonal fruit?

😂I've been giggling out loud every time I think of this.

Thebibleofdave · 10/04/2026 03:02

Ah this reminded me of back in the day with what I now call 'old skooool 'dic pic's'.

We used to take a disposable camera out for every night out..remember the times you had to wait a week to see the pictures from boots and was happy when there was one photo without red eyes/eyes closed/dodgy people in ? That you might be able to actually frame?

A night out didnt go by without some random man taking a picture down his pants.

Malasana · 10/04/2026 06:23

I feel like I’m the odd one out here - I never received one!!
Mind you if I did I don’t imagine it’d particularly float my boat.

Thepossibility · 10/04/2026 07:39

It's only attractive when you can see the whole man the dick is attached to (a man you are attracted to.) Otherwise it's like being sent a close up of a big toe. A bit weird by itself. And the guy sending the pic is all LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS FUCKING TOE. LOOK AT IT!!!

Dinggirl · 10/04/2026 07:47

I can never understand why blokes think we'd want to see things like this 🤣 I guess they just assume we think like they do!

Dinggirl · 10/04/2026 07:53

Reasonstobelieve · 10/04/2026 00:15

Actually I'm surprised this practice isn't illegal. I'm also surprised there are so many posters who think male genitalia is unattractive. This is definitely not a view I share 😂

It's not unattractive as a part of a pic of a man you actually fancy 😄 it's these unsolicited ones you get sent by weird randomers 🤣

ohwtf · 10/04/2026 08:40

GarlicFind · 10/04/2026 01:30

I was looking for pictures of some very weird crochet men's bodysuits that a designer showed last year - couldn't find them but did see this crochet pattern, which might be appropriate for the thread:

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Just needs some needles in it now. 😏

ohwtf · 10/04/2026 08:45

PyongyangKipperbang · 10/04/2026 01:38

Nope!

My ex was obsessed by photos like that. He would send me a photo of his dick
and say I "owed him one" back. Occasionally if he said "send me a boob pic" I would send him a pic of some grotty man boobs I had googled. My favourite was when he messaged and I said I was in the bath, he said "send me a pic", so I sent him a picture of my bath. Sans water, sans moi!

He never got the hint.

I dumped him and his GF's are getting younger and younger, presumably as they are the only ones daft enough to do it!

That's a tactic I used to use whenever men would send me something like that, I'd find a pic of a huge dick that dwarfed theirs, and respond in kind. The responses were usually ones of annoyance, and they were swiftly told to fuck off with laughter after getting a taste of their own medicine.

Incandescentangel · 10/04/2026 08:58

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:14

Okay well that is obviously grim and abusive and I'm sorry it happened.

I had a man slide his hand into my swimming costume when I was 8/9. It's horrid.

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So did I , never learned to swim as a result.

WhereDoIBeginTo · 10/04/2026 09:07

takealettermsjones · 09/04/2026 20:29

I like that mostly 😉🤣

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We've only been married 17 years. Need to keep my options open Grin

The13thFairy · 10/04/2026 09:13

The thing is, when I'm having sex with a man, I'm not having sex with his penis, I'm having sex with him. There could exist the perfect penis for me - aesthetically pleasing, clean and reliable. But if Donald Trump, say, was on the other end of it, I wouldn't bother! So no, dick pics are a waste of time.

TheIceBear · 10/04/2026 09:14

Absolutely not .

Flushitdown · 10/04/2026 09:24

I quite like a solicited one of someone I fancy.

PottingBench · 10/04/2026 09:38

Icanttakethisanymore · 09/04/2026 23:20

Someone once wrote my name down his shaft in a black marker 😬

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Picturing "Icanttakethisanymore" written large in black marker now and can't decide whether to be well impressed at the length or concerned it was a cry for help.

Icanttakethisanymore · 10/04/2026 09:46

PottingBench · 10/04/2026 09:38

Picturing "Icanttakethisanymore" written large in black marker now and can't decide whether to be well impressed at the length or concerned it was a cry for help.

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😂

My name is actually just 4 letters so......

ForthisoneaNC · 10/04/2026 10:23

Well the 92% of people that agree with you have made me feel a bit of a freak!
I really do like a cock picture and yes they turn me on!

TestTickle · 10/04/2026 11:46

Icanttakethisanymore · 10/04/2026 09:46

😂

My name is actually just 4 letters so......

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Grin
AltitudeCheck · 10/04/2026 11:55

EwwPeople · 09/04/2026 20:45

I’d much rather get a boob pic.Grin

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Careful what you wish for 😉
(.)(.)

Oreosareawful · 10/04/2026 12:00

I'm reminded of Red Dwarf when Kryten is turned human

"Is that the best design they could come up with? the last chicken in the shop look?"