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Has anyone ever actually been turned on by a dick pic?

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:08

Genuinely curious if this has ever worked outside of very specific, pre-arranged circumstances. Like is there a secret success rate no one talks about, or is this just the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping it flirts back?

I have never found a dick pic arousing, other than one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo than just a POV shot of their nob. Solicited or unsolicited it just feels like im looking at a penis, and so what

It feels like we’re watching the longest-running group project where no one wants to admit it’s failing. I feel like women typically put a bit more effort into nudes??

Have you ever been turned on by a dick pic?

Idc if im being unreasonable dick pics are just not it

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TakeALookAtTheseSwatches · 09/04/2026 20:09

Nope, they repulse me.

crazeekat · 09/04/2026 20:09

Nope fucking gross

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:10

Thank god im sane

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JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:10

Well surely it is very individual?

Assuming we are not talking about some gross man Bluetoothing something to your phone for kicks - assuming you like the guy....

Then for me, yes. I find men attractive and that is part of it.

gamerchick · 09/04/2026 20:10

Nope. Only men are impressed by their appendages.

We do point, laugh and show our mates though

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:10

I was mildly amused at a photo of a man being tasered in the bollocks, but not turned on per se.

TestTickle · 09/04/2026 20:11

Nope. It absolutely baffles me.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:11

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:10

I was mildly amused at a photo of a man being tasered in the bollocks, but not turned on per se.

That made me laugh though

TestTickle · 09/04/2026 20:11

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:10

I was mildly amused at a photo of a man being tasered in the bollocks, but not turned on per se.

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:11

ohwtf · 09/04/2026 20:10

I was mildly amused at a photo of a man being tasered in the bollocks, but not turned on per se.

Hahahahaha

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:12

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:10

Well surely it is very individual?

Assuming we are not talking about some gross man Bluetoothing something to your phone for kicks - assuming you like the guy....

Then for me, yes. I find men attractive and that is part of it.

I had this happen to me in a train station when I was 10 and have never recovered. Maybe thats why I find them so repulsive and boring

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JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:12

Obviously I am in a minority here 😆

For those who do find men attractive, is it purely the pic you don't like or cocks per se?

Statsinyoureyes · 09/04/2026 20:13

@worldshottestmom you need to tell us now what effort the pne had gone to which you DID like, I'm intrigued!

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:14

worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:12

I had this happen to me in a train station when I was 10 and have never recovered. Maybe thats why I find them so repulsive and boring

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Okay well that is obviously grim and abusive and I'm sorry it happened.

I had a man slide his hand into my swimming costume when I was 8/9. It's horrid.

HobnobsChoice · 09/04/2026 20:14

I like men but their dick is not high on the nice looking body part list.

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worldshottestmom · 09/04/2026 20:14

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:12

Obviously I am in a minority here 😆

For those who do find men attractive, is it purely the pic you don't like or cocks per se?

For me its the fact that its a picture of their nob and nothing else, like it's never any effort put in just - here it is, are you turned on yet?

When I've taken nudes its like actual effort put in, not just here is my vagina do you like it y/n

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PottingBench · 09/04/2026 20:14

"one occassion where the person made slightly more effort for the photo"

Interested to know what that effort might have been.
Arranged amongst a bowl of seasonal fruit?

TwistedWonder · 09/04/2026 20:15

With a lot of men it’s not even sexual it’s a power and domination thing.

But no I don’t know any woman who loves seeing a photo of a dick. It’s absolutely grim

Whydidyouletmedown · 09/04/2026 20:15

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:12

Obviously I am in a minority here 😆

For those who do find men attractive, is it purely the pic you don't like or cocks per se?

I’m straight but I find the danglies quite revolting to look at

MyTattooIsBetterThanYours · 09/04/2026 20:15

The only penis I have admired was Jason Isaac’s but then that turned out to be a falsie which was v disappointing as it was a thing of beauty.

Iggi999 · 09/04/2026 20:15

I don't think the person sending it is doing it to turn you on. It's to turn themselves on.

Shallotsaresmallonions · 09/04/2026 20:15

Personally, yes. Not just a random unsolicited dick pic, but as part of a long distance relationship that involved lots of sexting.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/04/2026 20:16

@worldshottestmom fair does.

"Here is my vagina do you like it y/n" will be my next name change !

TwistedWonder · 09/04/2026 20:16

HobnobsChoice · 09/04/2026 20:14

I like men but their dick is not high on the nice looking body part list.

Agree. Completing straight, love a dick when we’re getting sexual but really not interested in seeing a photo of one. They’re functional not attractive

jellyfish798 · 09/04/2026 20:16

Nope, bloody ridiculous men who, as they said on Sex and the City, "just want to show it off like a monkey"😆

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