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mumofoneAloneandwell · 2026-04-08T20:37:23+00:00

The follow up thread to my one from last year 🤭

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 13:21

biggestcatmom · 09/04/2026 13:16

Are the prostitutes over 65 or the clients? Is it exclusively for over 65’s? Sorry I’m nosey

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Yeah @LBFseBrom we need more details to sufficiently judge them

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Chesticles · 09/04/2026 13:20

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:34

Is the headteacher sexy? Whats the husband like?

Maybe she gets off on the head being in a position of power 🤔

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The headteacher isn't sexy at all, though I believe he is very charismatic (my kids don't go to that school so I don't know). Her DH is lovely and was very good looking, but has now gone bald, which unfortunately doesn't suit him that well.

SplendidUtterly · 09/04/2026 13:20

Some of these are REALLY juicy! 😱

biggestcatmom · 09/04/2026 13:16

LBFseBrom · 09/04/2026 01:56

People over the road run a prostitution racket for the over 65s from their garage.

Are the prostitutes over 65 or the clients? Is it exclusively for over 65’s? Sorry I’m nosey

Middlechild3 · 09/04/2026 13:16

KidsDoBetter · 09/04/2026 08:47

Moved to the island? What island?

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Probably the Isle of Wight, this sort of stuff and inbreeding is rife there.

BillieWiper · 09/04/2026 12:59

Nothingeverlastsforever · 09/04/2026 12:33

I think (from biology long ago) that type O is recessive? But much more common? So if person 1 has type O and person 2 has type A, then the child would have type A?

I am AB (mum and dad had A/B) and DH is O, so I think my DC will either be A or B.

if that makes sense!

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Yeah I think that's it! Sounds familiar. I hope I'm not o neg as I'd feel more guilty for not donating.

Ribidibidibidoobahday · 09/04/2026 12:58

03cg73 · 09/04/2026 00:52

my mums famous home made steak pie that she’s often asked to bring to extended family gatherings is actually from the local butchers. She buys it and very carefully transfers it to her own pie dishes 😂

I bet he'd make it straight into her pie dishes if she asked him/her.

Puffalicious · 09/04/2026 12:56

andana · 09/04/2026 11:05

I kind of like the idea that somewhere there is a little female commune with their house husband pottering around emptying the bins, cutting the grass and providing his services when required 😂

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I'm laughing hard at this. When we were younger, unmarried with no kids, my mate & I used to plan our ideal living situation: a commune in the forest in a beautiful, big house, where we'd only invite fabulous women to live (crucially they couldn't be better looking than us 🤣) and we'd have young studs come once or twice a week to 'service ' us all. 😀 😂

We had a whole list of fellow housemates and servicers- famous folk, local hotties, the lot!🤣😅😂

Sounds bloody marvellous.

DierdreDaphne · 09/04/2026 12:48

user1497787065 · 09/04/2026 06:14

I had a friend whose goddaughter turned out to be her husbands daughter.

Oh wow, the husband and AP here are a special class of nasty 😲

Midlifecrisisaverted · 09/04/2026 12:48

I can name at least 2 'happily' married men in my industry who have previously tried to sleep with a colleague whilst away at conferences. Giving her their room number in the hotel and waiting upstairs for her. And not just once. Both still married and post all over social media how happy they are.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:46

mrsCtheRed · 09/04/2026 00:59

I can't even imagine!
The womam I'd worked with (no. 3) was such a quiet, sweet woman who wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Thats partly why I was so shocked I think?

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Low self esteem 🙃

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Ribidibidibidoobahday · 09/04/2026 12:46

I know why my colleague has disappeared.

She has been suspended whilst an investigation takes place regarding some criminal charges that are due to come to court soon.
I love a gossip at work but can't join in on the speculation so have to pretend to be disinterested. I'm running out of more juicy gossip to distract them with when the topic comes up.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:45

Crushed23 · 09/04/2026 00:51

Oh and I know someone who went off on extended sick leave for ‘mental health’ just because they hate the job. They’re currently travelling and relaxing, on full pay. They plan to exhaust the 12 weeks of paid medical leave, return for a couple of weeks around the July 4th holiday when it’s pretty quiet, take 2 weeks of annual leave then hand their notice in and not do any work in their 2 month notice period. So basically get paid for doing nothing for a total of 6 months. All planned out.

I normally don’t support this kind of piss-taking but this workplace DESERVES it. 🙂

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Yes! If they died, the job would just replace them anyway

More power to them!

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:44

Crushed23 · 09/04/2026 00:45

I’m an expat on a non-transferable visa (tied to my specific job, if I quit I have to leave the country) which has led to being treated like a second class citizen at work in some respects. Little do they know that I am due to get married to a citizen this summer and I will be applying for permanent residency straight away and will have the right to FUCK THIS JOB OFF and work anywhere.

But for now I am smiling and keeping quiet. 🙂

Which country?
Well done girl, rooting for your freedom! ❤️

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TheSandgroper · 09/04/2026 12:44

mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:39

I would love a police radio omg - often when I see the police racing somewhere, I feel like it should be public knowledge?!

We need a social media account dedicated to reporting 'why you saw several police cars at x point today'

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I can’t help you with local police but I can offer https://www.broadcastify.com for bushfires and the like.

I have been known to spend a whole day glued to it wondering if my house would burn down. I was so far away that I was sure if I got in the car and drove for four hours, I wouldn’t be allowed in once I got there so could only listen in and text dh.

Broadcastify - Live Police, Fire, EMS, Aircraft, and Rail Audio Feeds

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:42

mrsCtheRed · 09/04/2026 00:41

Oohhh I like this 🧐

I once found out years ago, that an ex colleague (married woman with two kids), was actually in a polyamorous relationship, and they all lived together.

It turned out that there was
"Husband"
Wife no. 1
Wife no. 2, who was also Wife no. 1's sister!
Wife no. 3
Wife no. 4, who was Wife no. 3's sister!!

They all lived together in one big house, and there were children with three of the wives.

And the best part?
He didn't work, he stayed home, whilst all 4 wives went out to work, and they all kept him!
He must have been living the dream.
And these women were all professional intelligent women. Think, nurse, teacher, vet type thing.

Still blows my mind when I think about it 🤯🤯

😄😄😄

I could never support such a situation, I even feel my hymen growing back at the thought of such a gross man.

I picture a greasy haired short man 🤔

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Midlifecrisisaverted · 09/04/2026 12:41

A very senior person in my industry had an affair with my friend. He's still married, she's left the industry. It's long over but I still have to deal with him professionally. He knows I know. I know he knows I know.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:40

Obsessed with @Piknik having their post withdrawn 🤭🤭 - was the gossip juicy? xx

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:39

Sillycake · 09/04/2026 00:21

im similar, i wish i had like command of the entire earths communication systems and could quantify and process everyones secrets / affairs etc

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I would love a police radio omg - often when I see the police racing somewhere, I feel like it should be public knowledge?!

We need a social media account dedicated to reporting 'why you saw several police cars at x point today'

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PrettyPickle · 09/04/2026 12:38

NunsOnTheRum · 09/04/2026 12:19

A close female relative who died recently had an alternative birthday. She always celebrated her birthday in April but it turns out she was actually born in December, the previous year, 4 months prior. This was only revealed when she went into a nursing home and my sister helped her sort out her paperwork. She said it was because she had been told as a young adult by her parents, that no one wants a December birthday. Far easier to celebrate in the Spring. Sis also found her parents marriage certificate from July of the same year…

Wow, but I suppose sex before marriage was not allowed in those days! Did she never twig herself do you think?

Heatedrival · 09/04/2026 12:37

They are doing some major roadworks where I live and it’s been going on for weeks. My neighbour is definitely shagging one of the men working on it when her husband is at work.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:34

Chesticles · 09/04/2026 00:03

I found out that my neighbour (a lovely woman, just turned 40, very pretty and sporty with 3 kids and a lovely husband) is having an affair with the head teacher of the local high school where she started a job last September. I am 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 nothing like that ever happens around here. I have heard from 2 separate sources. Part of me is fascinated part horrified. The poor husband. Those poor kids. I don’t know what to think when I see them outside. Does he know? Both cars are in the drive. Are they still a family?🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Is the headteacher sexy? Whats the husband like?

Maybe she gets off on the head being in a position of power 🤔

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 09/04/2026 12:33

LBFseBrom · 09/04/2026 01:56

People over the road run a prostitution racket for the over 65s from their garage.

Omg how do you know?! 👀👀👀👀

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Nothingeverlastsforever · 09/04/2026 12:33

BillieWiper · 09/04/2026 12:11

Thank you. Yeah my dad had o neg but DK about my mum. He used to give blood a lot. That's the only reason I know because he said his blood can donate to all others so it's good to donate it.

I DK my own blood type. I don't think it's common to know it in the UK unless you donate or seek out that info? I know I can't donate due to my weight sadly.

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I think (from biology long ago) that type O is recessive? But much more common? So if person 1 has type O and person 2 has type A, then the child would have type A?

I am AB (mum and dad had A/B) and DH is O, so I think my DC will either be A or B.

if that makes sense!

Cornflowers35 · 09/04/2026 12:24

I'm in touch with my ex MIL.

Exh doesn't know. He's not in touch with her after a huge falling out.

Ex MIL for a long time didn't like me - quite the understatement (so a shock when she reached out).