What's some --more-- juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

I know way more than I would like you about what happens in our town, through having worked at a GP practice, but obviously I don’t mention or even hint at anything to a single soul and never will.

My own secret is that when I was 19 I once (or twice) shagged my older second cousin - a parent’s cousin’s son. Took him back to my flat after a family wedding at which we did coke in my car and were quite badly behaved. Rocked up to the family meal together the next day. The taboo of it all just added to the fun.

If our families twigged, they never said anything and I haven’t seen him for about 25 years. We’re not the closest of families in all other respects. 😳

Well to be fair, he’s probably pretty tired 😂🤭

The local RC priest is on Grindr.

Jesus Mary and Joseph 😳😳😳😳
sickening

how do you know this????

Somewhat although if my username was totally accurate it'd have some reference to girth and just general willy skills in there too 🫠

Is your username related to this fact? 🤔

I'm secretly fucking the trainer at the small gym I go to.

The sex is absolutely incredible.

Oooh this sounds familiar. Are you in a county starting with ‘L’ by any chance?!

She'll work it out one day but it could have health implications as much as anything. Family history of diseases, genetic predisposition.

Shocking as this is, it’s well documented that first degree relatives, so siblings or parent/child that have not grown up together often have a sexual attraction as adults. Awful as it is, it’s happened so often it’s a well known phenomenon. More often siblings that don’t know they are siblings I expect…

😂😂 I was the same! I was convinced I'd got it wrong at first, until they sat with a group next to us and I overheard the ladies introducing themselves as the wife and the girlfriend, and the person they were talking to was like 'oh...ok, yes..' not quite knowing what to say.
Then I noticed him stood with his hands on both of their bums at the same time 🤢

Part of me wishes I'd befriended them as I have SO many questions 😆

Truly awful. The poor child.

my dad also had affairs and a second family. We’ve never recovered as a family, we never will. I would never cover up something like this. You are all as guilty as your sister imho.

Oh God @LakieLady that's so sad. Poor girl and poor parents. What a tragedy. How did you find out? Could you offer support to them in any way?

My Aunt was in a very controlling marriage. After 30 years marriage she divorced him, got half the money and moved to the city where her kids and grandkids were living. The city was cheap and she bought a 3 bedroom home. She is frugal. Her controlling ex used a lot of his money on nothing & then 5 years later wanted to move to the same city as his ex-wife, kids and grandkids. Houses in the city had become more expensive. He asked to stay in the spare room of his ex-wife. 10 years later he is still there as her lodger. He has to pay rent, mow the lawn and keep things clean or he's out. She is now in control & fair about it. A very strange set up but she's now like a flower in bloom. He's only boastful and too much when she's not around.

A family who live near me claim that their 20YO DD is away at college and has been for a couple of years.

She actually spent a year in a psych unit and is now in specialist accommodation with a high level of support.

Two friends I know through a hobby have clearly fallen in love/emotional affair at least.
It's so obvious to me, they light up each other's lives.
He is in an unhappy marriage.
Until a couple of weeks ago she was in an unhappy relationship but has just split.
I'm watching developments with interest.

The guy cousin got really drunk and told me and DH 🤣

I am in a loving relationship with my friends ex. Technically we haven’t done anything wrong but I am dreading telling her (Théy barely communicate so I feel it has to come from me). It’s been 2 years and lots of other friends know, including my ex.

Fuuucckkk!! 😳😳
What happened after that??

🤣🤣
He could be...but unless he also had the face and body of Chris Hemsworth, the bank account of Bill Gates, and a brilliant sense of humour, I'd definitely still pass 😂

I once knew a bloke who was married and they had 4 kids together

He ran the local newsagents and id been in the day before,buying the kids sweets and magazines

The next day it was shut-i asked my mate (who knew the family well) why it was shut (thinking illness or something) and she said that he'd been having an affair drumroll with his mil!

It had been going on since he'd met his wife and they'd finally ran off together and moved to the other side of the country

He'd abandoned them-didnt see them or pay for them-hed just fucked off into the sunset,arm in arm with her

18 months or so,the mil sadly died so he came back,got back with his wife and they are still together,not having got a divorce!

The kids are all grown up now and they all act like it didnt happen!

If I hadn't watched it unfold with my own eyes,I wouldn't have believed it

He must have something large, and isn't afraid to use it.
My guess is bank account 😏

It's fine - they are dead 😃😨

Yes, amusing, furtive, and nobody gets hurt 🙂

Did you make contact with your half brother?