Things I haven't said out loud this week

Dear colleague, please stay in your fucking lane.

If you didn't try to do everyone's job for them you'd have plenty of time for your own.

So if I don’t come up with something, nothing is going to happen is it? Surprise me.

(Another party). Right friend you are. I give you books, don’t want them back. You must have yours returned, so I have to treat them like bone china. Joined at the hip to your boring husband, so he has to come along too. Hardly hear from you. Wait until you live alone and see how you feel.

Oh, this is cathartic. Just agree to the fucking divorce.

You arrogant, narcissistic twat. Just fuck off. A senior male at work. But I shall just think it while looking him in the eye.

You might think your kid is a star in the making but they are middling performers at best and behave like an entitled brat backstage, treating staff and the rest of the cast appallingly.

You claim to be a perfectionist but your work is substandard. Every. Day.

And no, getting AI to do it for you isn’t fooling anyone.

(aaahhhhh - that’s better)

Don't tell me...something just happened. And when it happened it meant the other thing that we'd agreed would happen couldn't happen. But of course, because the thing just happened to happen, I'm expected to accept that these things happen and and when they happen, whatever happens its not your fault. Am I right?

If you have a heart attack, I'll post a letter to the ambulance service.

I’d also like to say these exact words!

Why did you have to buy the house opposite us. I didn’t much like you both before but I only had to see you a few times a year. Now there is no escape. Your entitled attitudes are driving me nuts. Stop gawping at us constantly. God I wish you’d fuck right off.

It's a long standing friend 😔 She's between houses.

I knew it wouldn't be easy, but I didn't know the half of it. Seriously, my bath is not big enough, the chair is not comfortable enough - the list goes on and on. She's quite a little madam.

There's sod all I can do about it ATM so I sit in my room on MN when I'm not at work. She could sit in her room but she couldn't be bothered to set her TV up for such a short time.

It's a temporary exercise in "letting things go" 😄

I had one this morning. Felt like telling someone to give it a rest with “so busy” excuses not to text me. A text takes less than 5 minutes and you have more free time than I do… don’t go complaining when you don’t hear from me anymore!!!

I usually just say what i'm thinking I, however am trying my bestest to do less of that 😂
I would love to hear the backstories to some posters though.
Hate to hear of the bullying ones. I hate the bystanders who do/say nothing to protect themselves.

SIL, you have controlled your brother and tried to tell him what to do his whole life. You’re unpleasant and abusive and you take after your dad who was also unpleasant and abusive. I know you think you are the “best aunty ever” but having 3 sleep overs in 9 years, and sticking £20 in a card once a year really doesn’t make you a great aunty. I don’t care if you don’t like me, and I don’t care if I never speak to you again 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wow who the fuck do you live with? Sounds unbearable!!

You talk over me all the time. I try to say something and you immediately jump in with something you’ve done or think.You think your stories are more interesting than mine or you have already done or know about whatever it is I am about to say.

When I try to start a conversation you just reply a short hmm and look at your phone. I feel shut down and that you aren’t interested in what I have to say

You contradict me all the time.I feel you think you are smarter than everyone else. You aren’t.

I said to a flatmate once "you like a glass of wine don't you?"

"Yes" he said

"Then how come you never buy any?"

I kinda worked.

If you paid the child maintenance when you should have for the last 10 years, you wouldn’t owe thousands and now have to claim benefits because you can’t afford to work!

I don’t actually need to stay overnight but just want to get away, will blame work and stay in luxury and enjoy the solitude

If you smoked less weed you might have the money to repair your flat

I wish you would just fuck off .

Empty handed as always.

Dont walk in to our workplace and ignore the three or four people stationed in the entrance area, then sit expectantly at break for those same people to make your tea to your liking and then wash up after you.
We are all volunteers, all the same status, and just because you chose the sit-down admin role and we chose the manual roles doesnt make you special.(And guess what.. we have to do admin too!)
... and breathe!

Was it really necessary to come home at lunchtime to WFH? I was really enjoying the day off to myself.