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The new EU passport control system for non-EU is totally idiotic and crap and will permanently make holidaying in Europe worse

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Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 17:32

Sure, still probably better than the US (and no need to say anything about the UAE etc for now) but still shit.

  1. Why are there stupid kiosks dotted randomly about, just put them in the line everyone waits in so the queue can be orderly and everyone literally knows where they stand.

2.Clearly mark the line so people don't wait in the wrong one for an hour before being told they have to go to the back of another.

3.The fingerprints machine cannot properly take fingerprints (anyone who has worked in a fingerprinty job knows this, it's all for show) so maybe just park that or if not then at least get some alcohol wipes for between users.

None of this will happen ofc it's random shitty kiosks til we die. Or rejoin the EU. So the first one.

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Plun · 21/03/2026 19:03

Those e-passport machines where you stuck between gates, are a pain for me. As my passport photo is me without glasses. Take off my glasses and cannot read the screen. Put my glasses, can read the screen but the camera doesn't recognise me with the glasses.

ScrambledEggs12 · 21/03/2026 19:03

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:58

Oh give over. (Berlin was awful in 2015)

I hadn't been before.

But it was just the general experience. In previous airport experiences I have found you can look at the shops, get something to eat. Now that there is all the fingerprint stuff you have to factor in a 30 minute - 1 hour extra queue.

damelza · 21/03/2026 19:02

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:48

Where would anyone actually want to go

I get you. All the nice easy to get to places are in the EU. What's left? well there's the US, hmmm. Then there's the Far East, and the Middle East, hmmm again with the oil and gas stuff not to mention the war. Canada, South America, Africa etc. All day or night on a plane....

Near enough are Morocco, Tunisia, Montenegro, the Balkans, Turkiye.

There's nowhere like EU Europe though for history, food, culture, sun, ease of access and connectivity from country to country once you get across the English Channel.

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:58

ScrambledEggs12 · 21/03/2026 18:57

Berlin airport wasn't a great experience when coming home, but I feel like we (in the collective sense - obviously I didn't vote for Brexit) deserve it for voting to leave the EU.

Oh give over. (Berlin was awful in 2015)

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Happymchappyface · 21/03/2026 18:57

Dare I ask about Italy (particularly Naples)

Did anyone notice a separate accessible queue?

ScrambledEggs12 · 21/03/2026 18:57

Berlin airport wasn't a great experience when coming home, but I feel like we (in the collective sense - obviously I didn't vote for Brexit) deserve it for voting to leave the EU.

Plun · 21/03/2026 18:56

Flying out to Madeira end of April. DM has assistance as she can't do the standing so DF and myself go through security and passport control separately

Dolphinnoises · 21/03/2026 18:51

LauraNorda · 21/03/2026 18:30

Fancy paying to line up and be treated like a criminal when undocumented people are turning up in inflatables.

There is a world beyond Europe. Vote with your wallets.

“Undocumented” is a very US term

LauraNorda · 21/03/2026 18:51

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:48

Where would anyone actually want to go

You will have to ask anyone.

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:48

LauraNorda · 21/03/2026 18:44

Oh, come on. Do you seriously not know how to google 'holidays outside the eu'?

Where would anyone actually want to go

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LauraNorda · 21/03/2026 18:44

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:33

To go where these days?

Oh, come on. Do you seriously not know how to google 'holidays outside the eu'?

3678194b · 21/03/2026 18:40

Another option is cruises from Southampton or elsewhere in the UK.

Often there are no passport checks at ports in other countries or if so then are nothing like airports. They always check your passport getting on at the port in the UK

AmazingGreatAunt · 21/03/2026 18:37

This is one reason why I am seriously reconsidering a planned trip to the UK in the next 6 weeks. Loathe to pull out as its a celebration of 50 years since leaving school & would be terrific to catch up with people in person.
I have valid EU and UK passports. I understand that, if I fly, I need to book the outward flight with my UK passport, then change the details during my trip to the EU one. Not entirely sure how this would work.
Am considering driving in my EU car, so assume I just show the UK passport at Calais and the EU one on the return trip, but again not sure how this would work as you need to give passport details when booking the chunnel.
Unless I am now forced to book 2 single journeys, for both scenarios, which will be expensive.
I have always used the EU passport since I got it and gave only once been given the third degree on why I was travelling to the UK in 2023 by some jobsworth at the airport, who started asking me all sorts of questions about my trip, which were, frankly, none of her business. She soon stopped, when I told her I was going to a funeral and would it help if I showed her my UK passport.

damelza · 21/03/2026 18:35

Cyprus
Toulouse
Munich.

Anyone been to Paris or Italy recently? What about Greece.

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:33

LauraNorda · 21/03/2026 18:30

Fancy paying to line up and be treated like a criminal when undocumented people are turning up in inflatables.

There is a world beyond Europe. Vote with your wallets.

To go where these days?

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SpottyAlpaca · 21/03/2026 18:32

I flew into Munich last week. The process was quick, easy & straightforward. And the border control guy was helpful, friendly & very good looking. 😉

LauraNorda · 21/03/2026 18:30

Fancy paying to line up and be treated like a criminal when undocumented people are turning up in inflatables.

There is a world beyond Europe. Vote with your wallets.

damelza · 21/03/2026 18:27

So far we have Toulouse and Cyprus. Any more? This could be the checklist needed before booking the next holiday!

Moveyourbleedingarse · 21/03/2026 18:26

Toulouse was brilliant in october. Marked queues. Took 5 mins.

All my family have Irish passports. Sadly you don't get one through marriage. So I have been known stand up and run to the front of the plane to get to the front of the queue while DH and DD saunter through the EU queue.

Sefydlog · 21/03/2026 18:16

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:10

Name it and im there!

Cyprus doesn’t use it.

Lunde · 21/03/2026 18:15

I renewed my EU passport last month and they take fingerprints at the time of renewal so they are stored on your passport.

TonTonMacoute · 21/03/2026 18:15

Over 700 million people visit Europe every year, 10 times more than visit the US, and that's just the figures for tourists.

So a database has to store maybe ten bits of data for each of those people, billions of pieces of data, and be able to retrieve them instantly every time they arrive and leave, whoever thought that this system would work in the first place other than the most deluded optimist. The European travel industry has been lobbying against this since the scheme was first proposed.

Thats not to say it won't ever work, but the teething problems were always going to be immense.

The criminals and terrorists will still find away around the system, and the rest of us will still have to face the difficulties.

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:10

damelza · 21/03/2026 18:09

There must be somewhere in EU that works ok.

Name it and im there!

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damelza · 21/03/2026 18:09

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:08

Where is reliable? Nowhere atm

There must be somewhere in EU that works ok.

Czerwonitz · 21/03/2026 18:08

damelza · 21/03/2026 18:05

Unless you have no option but to go to a country with shit facilities and organisation, choose those EU countries that are quick and efficient. Now anyone want to give their vote as to which are?

I have an EU passport, but I laughed when I landed in Malaga over Christmas to find the EU queue out the door and up the stairs, so I joined the "all passports" Q and was out in five minutes. I didn't have to use the machines, but that Q was so much quicker. Maybe Brits and other on EUs are voting with their feet and staying away from disorganised destinations!

Where is reliable? Nowhere atm

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