AIBU to be livid at kitchen fitter for pissing all over my bathroom like a bloody tomcat?

Even workmen are human. It's basic human decency to let the people who are in your house use your toilet. I loathe this attitude.

Fair enough, if they make a mess, tell them to sort it out, and if they don't, tell them to go elsewhere, but from the outset, please for god sake just treat the workmen the way you would anyone else who was in your house for the day.

I would have to say something. Saying something is not deliberately trying to embarrass him. There is no excuse for such Slovenia behaviour.

Omg I feel your pain. Years ago (previous house) my Moben kitchen years ago was fitted by a man who went for a massive no2 every morning and didn't then go in the bathroom to wash his hands (we had a separate loo). I was pregnant at the time and used to cry about it. Stank the bloody house out as well. If it happened mow id cal the company. I'm not paying 1000s for that!!

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Sorry but personally I'd say something. Id say if he cannot pee straight or he cannot be clean or clean up, the door will be locked and he can go elsewhere. If you are not that way inclined put puppy pads around the toilet with a sign saying peeing on the floor/ toilet seat is not acceptable.

i think they do it on purpose

I'd be absolutely fuming!
I once had work men in from the council for a kitchen fit. There was about 4 of them,one of them decided to take a shit in my bathroom,he used a stupid amount of air freshener,& left the most ridiculous amount of skids behind,along with using loads of loo roll! I get sometimes,they must get caught short, but it was awful!
Not only that,he opened the window so wide,when they left, because the wind blew through the house, I heard smashing noises,went to see what it was & the designer, quite expensive perfumes I'd got on a shelf had got knocked off from the blinds blowing,all three of them were smashed in my sink!! After numerous phone calls, they agreed to come & replace them,they never did,I was absolutely livid!!

As soon as he's finished with the kitchen, call his company and complain. Send the complaint in writing too. If they have a FB page, complain there too.

Tell them you will not be recommending the company to anyone purely because their employee thinks its OK to piss all over customers' homes.

The filthy pig.

I don't let workmen use my toilet,this kind of behaviour is exactly why.I already said no to one last year who turned up and immediately asked to. I think they went to a neighbour.
Tell him he can go in the garden like all the cats do next time or go on his lunch break to the local supermarket.

Put a load of old newspapers round the toilet and on the floor see if the dirty git takes the hint

There was another thread recently where some of us were reminded of uncle Harvey and auntie Val in League of Gentlemen, and it’s happened again, thank you!

In this hooouuse….

Sorry if you don’t know what I’m talking about!

Buy a Turbo Scrub. They are excellent for cleaning anti-slip flooring. I got mine off ebay ages ago.

Maybe he needs circumcising

All you need to say is "clean up after yourself in the bathroom please, or you'll have to go elsewhere". Fuck embarrassing him, his behaviour SHOULD embarrass him.

Quite right. I am amazed that grown up men can’t even aim straight. Who the hell raised them?

Put the lid down on loo. Put some floor wipes on toilet lit and a note saying, please clean up your piss

I know just how you feel. Years ago I had a new refrigerator delivered.Not only did the guy put a dent in it while moving it in the door, he also made a mess of my bathroom when he used it.I hope your contractor is better at doing your kitchen than he is at using the bathroom!

She probably told him to piss and shit in other people's houses before he comes home so he won't do it at theirs.

I'm at the tail end of doing some renovations to my flat. The last thing to do is to fit some new internal doors. I've bought some tools and I'm going to do it myself.

I cannot tolerate another man that I don't know, crawling all over my personal space 😒

This. I don’t normally comment on these threads because I don’t care at all if someone uses my loo, but this is too much, and totally unnecessary.

Salty hairy footprint biscuits, yum. I hope he flushed the tea away too, if that was the customer's idea of food hygiene.

This 100pc
I am dismayed at the extreme bias and negative stereotyping of tradesmen.
It is disgraceful.
No particular habits or traits can be attributed to any one group of people and the snobbery and prejudice on this forum is astounding.
I have had extensive building work done on my home by different trades people and have never encountered any of the issues described here.
Fwiw, in my workplace, a senior member of professional staff frequently left skid marks in the toilet.
The same out person had a second home and children in private education. Therefore, arguably someone in the same bracket as described by some on this forum (ie solicitors).
Such explicit snobbery and judgmental comments are extremely worrying.

I don’t know what’s bloody wrong with men. It so much easier for them to pee - they don’t even have the indignity of squatting. Just point and shoot. Maybe it’s like a fire hose when some of them whip it out.

This is fascinating!