Avocados are deceitful little bastards

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likelysuspect · 02/03/2026 20:10

Look ripe. Feel ripe.

Not ripe

Five minutes later. Over ripe.

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likelysuspect · 02/03/2026 20:17

AlcoholicAntibiotic · 02/03/2026 20:15

They’ve been taking lessons from pears, which also have a minute window when they’re actually edible.

Pears yes. They need to go on the list as well.

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SpanThatWorld · 02/03/2026 20:16

They sit there unripe and then wait for you to leave the room.
Instantly turn brown.
Bastards

AlcoholicAntibiotic · 02/03/2026 20:15

They’ve been taking lessons from pears, which also have a minute window when they’re actually edible.

HopSpringsEternal · 02/03/2026 20:14

Looks massive. Is massive. Massive stone. Shit salad.

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likelysuspect · 02/03/2026 20:14

Ive got a quarter of this piece of cement in my dinner at the moment. I put the rest in the fridge. It better soften up for tomorrow.

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Blarn · 02/03/2026 20:13

Oh dear. This has reminded me that I bought an avocado last week that felt like it had to be eaten that day. Need to find that in the fridge...

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 02/03/2026 20:13

Excellent thread title! This is the type of hard hitting discussion I want from my online forums!

HighJapes · 02/03/2026 20:11

Yep this really pisses me off

The window between rock hard and mushy/brown is short.

Easterbunnygettingawrapping · 02/03/2026 20:11

Food of the devil imo.

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