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Cannot handle Nigel Farage being PM

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Designless · 17/02/2026 10:46

The goofy toad of toad hall-faced wanker

At least other countries have sexy right wing twats, why do we get him?

1.Please say his name as it is supposed to be said - farage like garage

  1. Please don't vote for him he's one of Those Guys - smug, sweaty faced supercilious thickies
  1. All his policies are gash
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ConstanzeMozart · 17/02/2026 13:14

Tickingcrocodile · 17/02/2026 11:01

He doesn't want to be PM - too much work. Even as an MP he barely turns up to his constituency or participates in anything in the house of commons. His only interest is appearing in the media with the occasional antagonistic speech and earning pots of money through his endless sideline jobs. He is admittedly good at being the face of Reform and capturing a soundbite at key moments but he isn't going to be up for the hard slog of being the leader of government. If there is the slightest chance of Reform actually winning the next election, he'll stand down.

I agree he can't be arsed and will stand down, but it leaves the door open for a horror from the Tory party like Braverman or Zahawi.

Fizbosshoes · 17/02/2026 13:14

YANBU for finding him unbearable
YABVVVU for insinuating it would be somehow tolerable if he was better looking.

Clearinguptheclutter · 17/02/2026 13:10

The only good thing about him being pm is that people will realise very quickly what a stupid thing it was to vote for him

I hope Labour raises its game so it doesn’t happen but I’m not hugely optimistic

Locutus2000 · 17/02/2026 13:08

GreenGrass555 · 17/02/2026 11:51

"What frightens me more is a coalition of Labour, the SNP and the greens. That will be the end of Britain. It’s already too late to save our identity, of course. As two-tier Keir put it, this is now “an island of strangers.” Immigration has happened on such a scale that it has destroyed any sense of shared culture or shared history. I don’t know how people have got the nerve to call Farage a fascist. The Left have imposed this change on us. That is fascism."

What? What possible definition of fascism could apply to the three parties you've mentioned? I say this as someone with a degree in political science - nothing that characterises fascism applies to any of those parties. You're free to criticise their policies on immigration or house-building without resorting to completely nonsensical definitions...

I know you won't like the term but this entire diatribe is racist as fuck.

frazzled1 · 17/02/2026 13:07

StandFirm · 17/02/2026 12:00

But all jurisdictions require cumbersome visa applications and criteria. We had 27 other countries on our doorstep to move to with zero hassle.

Edited

Quite.

I really worry about Vladimir Putin's influence with Farage (and others).

Recommend reading Luke Harding’s Shadow State: Murder, Mayhem, and Russia’s Remaking of the West on Russia’s influence operations in Western democracies and the outcomes of their efforts, including Brexit. There’s an anecdote about Alexander Yakovenko (Russia’s UK ambassador, 2011-19) who, on his return to Moscow post Brexit in 2019, was awarded the Order of Alexander Nevsky by Putin (a major Russian state honour), and reportedly told a fellow diplomat:
“We have crushed the British to the ground. They are on their knees, and they will not rise for a very long time.”

Also the influence of the US evangelical right. The fairly recent (Nov 24 press conference) talk of restricting abortion linked to the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF), a U.S.-based Christian legal advocacy group that campaiged for overturning Roe v. Wade before extending its advocacy internationally. How did he manage 30 odd years in politics without commenting on this issue, are they now funding him?

What annoys me is Farage confirmed (“Anger Management” podcast) that his children with his second wife (German) hold British and German passports. His children with his first wife (Irish) have automatic Irish citizenship through her. The thought of his children being eligible for the EU passports our kids cannot now take advantage of makes me fume…. (Obviously they’re their own people and can do what they want…).

But agree with PP he wouldn’t want to put in the work of the daily grind of actually running the country, as shown by his (lack of) efforts for Clacton.

Barnestine · 17/02/2026 13:03

Don’t worry - Reform will have autodigested by the time there’s a GE.

Pinnacles · 17/02/2026 13:02

Trump is a sexy rightwing twat now? 😳

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:48

HangingOutAtTheRialto · 17/02/2026 12:38

And as for "two tier Kier", Farage's own nephew did quite well out of it didn't he?

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/who-is-nigel-farages-nephew-upskirting-where-388926/

A little fine for a sexual offence with a potential prison sentence. Didn't hear Reformers complaining about any injustices there.

(this was further to @Dappy777's post)

Edited

😲 if that had been any other politician's nephew there would have been outrage.

HangingOutAtTheRialto · 17/02/2026 12:38

And as for "two tier Kier", Farage's own nephew did quite well out of it didn't he?

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/who-is-nigel-farages-nephew-upskirting-where-388926/

A little fine for a sexual offence with a potential prison sentence. Didn't hear Reformers complaining about any injustices there.

(this was further to @Dappy777's post)

Zanatdy · 17/02/2026 12:36

DiySteve · 17/02/2026 12:13

Continuing the impartiality theme, how’s it going with this Labour government.

Fine, I’ve worked under both a conservative and labour government and little difference day to day. One good thing is better control on spending under this government, T&S etc, cutting down on people spending. Trying to reduce headcount but by reducing the nice to have currently. That’s a good thing in my opinion but still an awful lot that could be done in that space.

NoahDia · 17/02/2026 12:36

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:23

I agree. But it wasn't me who brought her looks up. It was a pp.

Yes but you still chose to give your opinion on her looks when they matter not a jot in her job.

HangingOutAtTheRialto · 17/02/2026 12:29

Dappy777 · 17/02/2026 11:35

😄Hating Farage is now the cool thing to do.

What frightens me more is a coalition of Labour, the SNP and the greens. That will be the end of Britain. It’s already too late to save our identity, of course. As two-tier Keir put it, this is now “an island of strangers.” Immigration has happened on such a scale that it has destroyed any sense of shared culture or shared history. I don’t know how people have got the nerve to call Farage a fascist. The Left have imposed this change on us. That is fascism.

But it’s also a question of space. My home town (Colchester) is now so crowded I could scream. The roads are clogged with traffic, and the hospital is at breaking point. My local woods have been hacked down and replaced with two new housing estates, and we’re going to have 400 new homes built on the fields in the centre of the village. That’s on top of the 300 new homes already jammed onto some fields at the other end of the village. But no matter how many of these vile rabbit hutches we squeeze together, we always need more, more, more. From the languages spoken, I’d say at least half the people on those new estates were not born in the UK.

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"Immigration has happened on such a scale that it has destroyed any sense of shared culture or shared history."
Immigration rose massively under the Tories and we only started seeing the 'boats' post Brexit. Labour have actually TIGHTENED immigration rules (Immigration White Paper) and have made considerable strides into the huge backlog of asylum applications left by the Tories.

Do you really think Reform, who are all for deregulation and capitalism, would protect your green spaces? Or do you think they would be on the side of the free market and the developers making money and building houses wherever is most profitable? Conservative governments made changes to Planning rules which mean that green belt can be prioritised over brownfield sites, even when locals and councils have rejected planning previously. These are not labour, or left wing policies or changes. These houses weren't built on your green belt due to lefties building houses for foreigners.

RichardOnslowRoper · 17/02/2026 12:25

I just want to know which other countries have sexy right wing twats? Do you mean Meloni?

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 17/02/2026 12:24

It really doesn't matter what any of the politicians look like. I think we all know that.

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:24

DiySteve · 17/02/2026 12:21

100%.

Commenting on a person’s looks - particularly in the context of their role, is juvenile and unhelpful.

Oh my lord. Your hypocrisy is staggering!

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:23

NoahDia · 17/02/2026 12:19

Kemi's looks have absolutely nothing to do with her job.

And unless she becomes a model, that's the way it should stay.

I agree. But it wasn't me who brought her looks up. It was a pp.

stclementine · 17/02/2026 12:23

JHound · 17/02/2026 10:53

I actually am interested to see if Reform will be a shit show and if they are a shit show whether Reform voters will take accountability.

Yes, and no in that order 😂

DiySteve · 17/02/2026 12:21

NoahDia · 17/02/2026 12:19

Kemi's looks have absolutely nothing to do with her job.

And unless she becomes a model, that's the way it should stay.

100%.

Commenting on a person’s looks - particularly in the context of their role, is juvenile and unhelpful.

NoahDia · 17/02/2026 12:19

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:07

Kemi is a fine looking woman.

Farage is full of hate and it shows on his face.

Kemi's looks have absolutely nothing to do with her job.

And unless she becomes a model, that's the way it should stay.

JHound · 17/02/2026 12:16

ThankYouVeryMuchJerry · 17/02/2026 12:06

If the majority of voters believe other party choices are such a great alternative then he won’t.

But if the majority aren’t convinced, then ask yourself why.

Shouting people down with name calling isn’t going to work

I don’t think it will be a “majority” of voters. But under FPTP they don’t need a majority.

DiySteve · 17/02/2026 12:16

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:15

Why would I mention Starmer? I was replying to pp's comment about Kemi and Farage.

Not everyone is obsessed with Starmer, unlike your good self.😃

Says a prolific poster from, what is it, Thread 43 titled ‘Starmer…..’

That’s genuinely funny PS.

PandoraSocks · 17/02/2026 12:15

DiySteve · 17/02/2026 12:10

Seeing as we are doing looks.

You missed out Starmer.

Second thoughts, perhaps that was deliberate….

Edited

Why would I mention Starmer? I was replying to pp's comment about Kemi and Farage.

Not everyone is obsessed with Starmer, unlike your good self.😃

Realisticnotdetached · 17/02/2026 12:14

Perfect28 · 17/02/2026 12:13

The concern should be about workers in shortage areas leaving as well as the (mostly manufactured) concern that higher tax rate payers will leave.
We are already seeing an Exodus of doctors to Australia for example and teachers to the Middle East.

Not sure what you mean about the more money in our pockets, presumably you mean I could pay for a tutor to catch up my kid struggling in an underfunded school system and not that I should spend more of my own money propping up and underfunded education system (way too common already).

I wouldn't say either is an ideal outcome?

Yes and Brexit drove away more workers and high earners ! But that’s rarely mentioned

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 17/02/2026 12:14

Zanatdy · 17/02/2026 12:11

I’m a civil servant and we often discuss if we could work for him. Obviously we are impartial, but it would be awful.

I think a lot would resign.

Quite a lot of staff have left our local authority because they were struggling to work under Reform. Not because of the policy as there has been very little actual policy - what I'm hearing is that people just can't cope with the level of chaos and dysfunction.

Perfect28 · 17/02/2026 12:13

Rubyring444 · 17/02/2026 12:07

The concern is the departure of high rate tax payers.

If the personal allowance increases to £20,000 at least you will have more money in your pocket to counter balance the above mentioned cuts. Autonomy over your own spending is preferable.

The concern should be about workers in shortage areas leaving as well as the (mostly manufactured) concern that higher tax rate payers will leave.
We are already seeing an Exodus of doctors to Australia for example and teachers to the Middle East.

Not sure what you mean about the more money in our pockets, presumably you mean I could pay for a tutor to catch up my kid struggling in an underfunded school system and not that I should spend more of my own money propping up and underfunded education system (way too common already).

I wouldn't say either is an ideal outcome?