To complain that my pizza wasn’t cut for me?

Oh, and for all he knows you could have arthritis or other hand issues which is why you ordered a pizza based on the picture so its not a case of having a pizza wheel, it's about an ability to operate it.

There's no way they don't have a pizza wheel so he plain just doesn't give a fuck.

His response would wind me up so I'd be petty enough to screenshot the front page of their website, which shows a cut pizza, a screenshot of the managers response and send it to head office with a faux-naive message about thinking the pizza might be cut given the pic on their website but the local manager of X store seems to think you should buy one and ask them what their central view is.

Rude twat.

Will uncutted up pizza become the new MN cutted up pear? Are we witness to a new meme?

So excited to think I was here as a witness , well four hours late, but close enough.

They should have cut it. Why wouldn’t you complain - it’s not like it was free. It’s a first world problem, but you arent saying it isn’t. Cutting it yourself with a sharp pizza cutter would be easy but with scissors would be messy.

If you order from there regularly, I think you may find your pizza comes with a special topping in future….

Stop whinging OP

I’d complain. Pizza delivery is the kind of thing you order if you don’t have access to cutlery (work meeting, just moved house, kids party at a venue). These guys need to keep on top of the cutting, it’s part of the deal.

Coeliac here. Pizzas are never cut for us. Have never thought to complain!

Cut your own pizza

I know, what a non issue...

Or someone else who thinks this will make an an interesting post on MN 🙄

You buy pizza on the busiest night if the week and are incensed by a simple oversight… what a knob!

Once I ordered pizza and it never turned up and we had to physically visit the shop the next day to get a refund because they ignored all the calls

That's a real pizza problem

This would annoy me. You expect a pizza to be cut ffs

Are you a toddler, that you need your food cutting up for you? Good God.

I had pizza last night. Couldn't be arsed to cut it up so I ripped it into pieces. Was very nice. 😁

I can't believe you complained about this! Surely you've got a knife or two at home. Or scissors. Or just rip it up. Or fold the whole thing in half and bite it! If you made a pizza at home, or bought one and cooked it, you'd have to cut it yourself.

There is only one thing you have been unreasonable about in this post......that special garlic sauce is quite possibly the most disgusting thing in the entire.universe 😂 id most definitely complain at 30 quid for a pizza!

Come on OP you can't be serious? If you are then get a fucking grip...

Cutting a pizza is not a fundamental ingredient of a pizza.

Yes it is. Comes out of the oven and then cut.

If this was the 90's, the equivalent would be to hand over clothes you've bought in a shop without a bag. Doesn't happen.

I remember as a teenager going out for a meal with my best friends family to an Italian restaurant. Her 12 year old brother ordered a pizza and when it arrived his face dropped as it wasn’t cut into slices. He only ever ate pizza by picking up the slices with his hands, never with a knife and fork. His grandma made the waitress take it back to the kitchen to cut it up for him. The mind boggles then as it does now when I remember it.

Call that a takeaway problem eh… eh??

There was this one time the chip shop battered and fried a black pudding without taking the plastic skin off it.

Obviously, it should have been cut, but it was a (very minor) human error. One that's unlikely to happen to you again.

It took you longer to complain than it would have taken to cut the pizza.

So why did you complain? What were you expecting them to do apart from advise you to cut your pizza (which I'm sure you could have worked out for yourself).

I presume you are a CF who was trying to get out of paying for your pizza, or to get a second pizza for free.

If you’re able to cut the pizza yourself, it’s fine, though I do get the annoyance. My DH is disabled and always requests his pizza sliced when we get pizza out and it’s really annoying when they don’t listen.

I would find it annoying to have an uncut pizza and favour those places who do cut it. I've had a couple that weren't cut but charge a fair bit and it is (mildly) irritating.
I think the manager's response is a bit unprofessional really! Shouldn't they just apologise for missing that step, keep the customer happy and all that!