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A very hypothetical question about Only Fans.

44 replies

SmeII · 28/07/2025 13:50

This is 100% hypothetical.

If you could launch a very successful and lucrative OF account that would never involve you being recognised, or doing anything that involves sex or nudity, would you?

For example, let’s say you discovered a niche where pervs with eyelash fetishes would pay to see images of the lash that fell out and you found on your cheek? Or pics of just toenail clippings. Setting up an account would involve minimal work, and you’d rake it in.

Would you do it?

I think I would. The idea of men stupid enough to part with their money for weird fetishes that requires no effort on my part quite appeals!

YANBU= Absolutely I would.
YABU= No, never.

(And I’m genuinely asking as a hypothetical question- unless there’s a perv out there with a thing for photos of a middle-aged woman’s ironing pile. Then again, you’d never know!)

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CalamityK8 · 28/07/2025 14:21

I would. Nothing too gross but you've got me thinking... would people pay me to shave my legs? I reckon I could just about film that incognito.

Might even get free stuff from Venus, or Gilette at a push?

NoSoupForU · 28/07/2025 14:18

No because people by and large aren't paying a subscription for pictures you post to everyone, they're paying for a personal sort of service and I absolutely don't wish to have intimate conversations with strangers, much less with strangers who would pay to subscribe to only fans.

SmeII · 28/07/2025 14:15

Fragmentedbrain · 28/07/2025 13:57

I hate the word trotters for human feet so much!!!!!!!! Achhhh

Re the op I dunno how much are we talking?

Ooh, good question.

So let’s say not enough that you’d could buy an island, but enough to supplement your existing income to the extent that you could completely splash-out on holidays, designer goods, or whatever floats your boat.

I suppose enough so that if someone asked you what you do for a living, you’d still think of yourself as an accountant/chef/doctor/bartender, and not an OF “star”.

In my hypothetical universe, this would take up about ten mins of your day.

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aperolspritzbasicbitch · 28/07/2025 14:15

Yup. I dream of knowing where to start with my ‘buy these knickers - I just ran a 5 k in them’ business.
i wouldn’t hesitate.
and I’d be upfront with where my extra cash came from too.

desiderata328 · 28/07/2025 14:15

YES 🙌

MounjaroMounjaro · 28/07/2025 14:14

No, I wouldn't want anything to do with seedy bastards like that.

Featherruffler · 28/07/2025 14:13

Of course I would. Without batting an eyelid. There’s so much money in the world, and so many people with a surplus of it who are willing to pay for nonsense, so why not?
I’m thinking about the woman who sold her farts in a jar.Why didn’t I think of it first? 🤔
There was a gap in the market and I was too slow to notice it! 😫

ShesTheAlbatross · 28/07/2025 14:12

Yes. In a hypothetical situation where it was guaranteed I’d never be identified in real life, I would.

DidieRi · 28/07/2025 14:06

I’d rather not. 😂 The vibe of those that would pay for it is a bit tragic and creepy and I don’t want it in my head or near me, ideally.

Pieceofpurplesky · 28/07/2025 14:03

Totally. Worn knickers, stinky socks, balloon squashing … anything to enable
me to live financially rather than just exist

Jojimoji · 28/07/2025 14:02

Fragmentedbrain · 28/07/2025 13:57

I hate the word trotters for human feet so much!!!!!!!! Achhhh

Re the op I dunno how much are we talking?

But if I actually showed you my hideous trotters you would understand there is sadly no better description.

Fragmentedbrain · 28/07/2025 13:57

I hate the word trotters for human feet so much!!!!!!!! Achhhh

Re the op I dunno how much are we talking?

ThunderyDays · 28/07/2025 13:56

Absolutely.

im fat and have considered all those weird fetish sites. If you’ll never be recognised, why not?

Jojimoji · 28/07/2025 13:55

I have the world's ugliest feet and I have pondered the possibility of making money off these trotters SO many times.

Glitchymn1 · 28/07/2025 13:54

It sounds a bit boring 🤣 what if someone says what do you do? Or how was your day? Awkward lol
If I really needed the money to feed, clothe and house myself then yes I would, and I don’t believe anyone who says they wouldn’t.

DeirdreChambersWhatACoincidence · 28/07/2025 13:53

No.

CherryYellowCouch · 28/07/2025 13:53

No

Lanzarotelady · 28/07/2025 13:52

Good God yes

SmeII · 28/07/2025 13:50

Gah, posted in the app and there’s no poll.

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