Currently being dragged through the shit by the man buying my hugely abusive STBXH’s house.
As I’m the occupier and my name’s not on the deeds (“it’s my house, I paid for it”), I’ve essentially been used as a ping pong ball between these two gargantuan arseholes.
We finally exchanged today, after more than a year of absolute nonsense—delays, demands, slow drive-bys (complete with evil stares) and renegotiations.
With just under two weeks until we complete and I can finally leave this hellhole, I’m contenting myself with imagining all the terrible but legal revenge I could (but won’t) enact on these two festering boils on the bum cheeks of humanity.
And so to my AIBU: am I being unreasonable to ask you to share with me your most delicious ideas for revenge, whether they’re something you’ve done or something you’ve only fantasised about?
Please, vipers: help me get through the last 10 days in a house I never loved and never thought I’d be brave enough to leave.
PS: No bollocks about living well — I fully intend to after 16 years of abuse, but right now I want to indulge evil thoughts.