Husbands Farting and What to Do

Clean the toilet pan with his toothbrush and refuse to wash his soiled clothes. He sounds disgusting!

Jesus OP that's foul, I wouldn't be having that at all! I have no idea why people find farting so hilarious; I'm of the opinion that when it comes to bodily functions that you do with your pants on (sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, burping, farting etc) then if it wouldn't be acceptable to do openly in a board meeting at work then I shouldn't do it at home in front of the people I love. It's disrespectful.

If he's been doing this for years like you say he has and you've been nagging him for years and nothing has changed then yo-yo have two options. You either put up with his repulsiveness for the rest of your life or you tell him you are going to end your marriage because the farting and skid marks are turning your stomach so much you no longer want to have sex with him.

It's that simple.

The ball is then very much in his court.

There's nothing else we can say really 🤷🏼‍♀️

Don’t wash his disgusting underwear! Chuck it in the bin, same thing with his clothes if he goes commando. No exceptions. If he complains tell him tough, he can either deal with his arse, his clothes or keep buying new because if you see something with shit on it it will be going in the bin. He’s not ill or incapable so you will not be cleaning up his shit.

That might help you in other areas too but possibly not. The toilet cleaning may be unavoidable but if he loses enough clothes your sofa might be safe again.

He sounds disgusting. Why are you washing and cleaning up after him

Buy a nappy bin for children in reusables (they seal in smells) then if you are doing everyone’s washing shove all of his clothes in it and never again do his washing.

Maybe when confronted with the smell of his own shit he will he stop.

I’m flabbergasted that you think someone constantly shifting themselves and now a sofa is normal, albeit repulsive.

It’s not normal and indicates a medical issue. I would be concerned if someone had this issue and it would be investigated.

Sounds like he needs nappies. Revolting.

Does he not take responsibility for cleaning his shitty underpants then? If not, fuck me, he has no shame or manners.
I think the shitting himself is the issue as some farting is normal, but it could be indicative of a health issue. It’s not normal to follow through unless I’ll.

Rub your used pads/ tampons on him. Haa bloody haa

Any medication causing it? Not nice living with that. I be embarrassed if in the workplace. But not nice the person cleaning it up.

I agreed with you right up until the end when you said you were cleaning his skiddies. Why? You can’t really moan if you’re happy to clean up after him.

So he's shitting himself regularly? Does he have something wrong with him? That's not normal. Tell him to use a loo brush and wash his own pants. And see a doctor.

I don’t normally advocate humiliating someone, but I feel like threatening to display his dirty underpants to the world or take pictures of the loo might make him realise how awful this is for you?

If he’s relishing making you clean up his shit then he’s not a very nice person though OP.

He'd be repulsive to me, too.

If he can't see that he's having that effect on you - or can see it but refuses to change, then I can't see a way forward.
What would he say if you told him you were thinking of ending the marriage over this?

Does he have the decency to look embarrassed when he follows through

We love a fart in this house but oh bless you, he sounds disgusting. It's one thing not being embarrassed about your wind but eeeeeeew..... Don't wash any more pants. Actually don't do anything for him ever. He is vile. Change the locks!!!!!

He has bowel incontinence and needs to see his GP to find the cause. Seriously. My DF had bowel cancer and first symptoms were foul farts, incontinence and bleeding.
He also needs to clean his own skidmarks off the loo after himself

I think by the responses op you realise that normal behaviour in a healthy marriage is that you both fart but neither forces it out and thinks it's funny to shit them self at the same time and leave skidders in their pants for their spouse to clean.

If he has a medical condition then you need to get to the bottom of it (no pun intended)

Buy him a pack of nappies and a loo brush and never and I mean never clean his skidders off the loo again. Tell him you find the forced out farts revolting and a turn off and don't laugh whilst you say it as hell think you are joking, needs a serious face.

If it carries in, seriously I'd consider ending my marriage as I wouldn't be able to shag someone with this revolting habit.

I fart like a bastard since delivery of dc2 took 6.5 hours. Its funny sometimes but Ive never sharted as a result. We all leave skidmarks in the loo sometimes but then we clean it straight afterwards. Hes being utterly vile. Have you told him how much you are beginning to resent him?

Tena for men is a good idea.

It's not fun OP, but I'm in the same place as @saraclara

My husband suddenly started farting and finding it funny (which I think was to hide embarrasment) when he followed through at work one day I insisted he saw his GP because in my eyes it's not normal and he was eventually diagnosed with bowel cancer. The farting was caused by the blockage