The Apprentice 2016

[Dillite2]

It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

[Dillite2]

Fuck! Suralan! That will teach me not to check before posting.

[fastdaytears]

Ooooh is it back? How exciting! Are they all twats?

[RebootYourEngine]

There was a quote in a newspaper just yesterday i think.

"If i wanted to be like everyone else i would have waxed my monobrow"

Where do they find these people

[fastdaytears]

The Oxfordshire girl used to have her face massive on bus stops to advertise her mortgage services. Her face was the whole advert. That is all anyone needs to know.

[Dillite2]

It's on next Thursday. Yep, all twats. The monobrow quote really annoyed me for some reason.

[dillite]

Just to remind you all- it's on tomorrow night at 9pm!

[Akire]

Looking forward to cringe/are they serious factor. Strange odd clip of coming soon then tonight saying it starts tomorrow not much notice!

I sometimes watch adverts and think this is so bad, I wonder if it's a one off apprentice one.

[Roussette]

Is anyone up for this tonight?! I think there's some very annoying ones on this series

[fastdaytears]

I'm so excited. I've got and popcorn.

[ElsaAintAsColdAsMe]

I'm waiting too. Love a bit of Apprentice.

[dillite]

I'm here! I am waxing a bar stool, so might be a bit high from the fumes by 9pm.

[Lolly86]

I'm so excited!

[dillite]

I have had such a shit day today, that I am actually looking forward to laughing at all these idiots make a fool out of themselves.

[LineyReborn]

Lord Sucre and the sugar lumps. I'll be there.

[Roussette]

Oh dear dillite, sorry to hear that... well... we can guarantee some right twonks on this show, I've had a look at them on the preshow thing, there's some right ones this year

[Figgygal]

Cannot wait!!
I think it is still a tv highlight of year for me

[Snazarooney]

I can't wait!!!

[Gowgirl]

Waiting gin in hand!

[SauvignonBlanche]

I'm excited!

[Roussette]

'Ere we go!

First task for me is to pick the most annoying...

Oh hang on.... there's lots of them

[twirlypoo]

Ooh I found you all. I have wine, so excited!

[dillite]

Phew! Finished my stool just in time.

Lord Suranal looks extra grumpy this year.

[dillite]

Those business plans look like A-levels' essays. Do actual business people present them like that?

[fastdaytears]

Oh no left my popcorn in the kitchen! What if I miss a bit of crazy?

[dillite]

Ooooh, there was Mr Unique Monobrow.