what item of clothing do you look a TWAT in?

[withagoat]

( and how)
me polonecks ( inverted funnel)
long straight skirts ( amish)

[oldenoughtowearpurple]

Anything loose and flowing - I am short and look like I am wearing a sack. Oh and collarless shirts.

[controlpantsandgladrags]

Anything with even a slightly high neck makes my norks look cartoon huge. Anything too floral or girly somehow makes me look very butch and not at all girly

[withagoat]

ruffles

i look like am dressing up.
and son2 says " dresses just dont suit you mum"

thanks for that mate

[chicaguapa]

UGG boots. They make me look about 4' tall and the same wide.

[BovrilonToast]

Dresses and leggings. I want to wear them, but I look ridiculous - about 5.

[NotGlynisAnymore]

anything with a collar

any sort of gym clothing

trainers

[DonaAna]

Maxi skirts (frumpola).
Carrot jeans (the worst shape for my body ever).
Liberty prints - unflattering librarian look.
Anything sack-like.
Also tempted to add, anything viscose, polyester, acrylic.

[GentleOtter]

Any 'good' clothes. I look and feel like PermaTwat.

[withagoat]

yes florals are shit here too

[sue52]

clogs, uggs and all things floral.

[theagedparent]

High heels, look like a 5 year old playing dressing up

[Lizzylou]

Anything yellow
Tunics
Ruffles
Loose fitting tops

[NotGlynisAnymore]

sorry - forgot the 'how'


collars - no neck and broad shoulders, great for the builder look

gym stuff - it's SSOOOO obvious i don't wear them very often

trainers - i feel like a twat in white shoes.

[CourseyoucanMalcolm]

All recieved wisdom insists that cropped jackets are the last word in flattering for my body shape.

So how come I look like a dapper little twat in them then?

[sue52]

Just saw the how Clogs and uggs make my legs look stumpy and florals make me look like an old lady draped in a taplecloth.

[DuplicitousBitch]

i tried on some skinny coloured jeans yesterday, it wasn't my finest sartorial hour.

long skirts rarely look good on anyone non willowy and past mid 20's

[eldritch]

That long jumper and leggings look - tried it once and two people asked me when I was due (was not pregnant!).

[ullainga]

3/4 leggings. I don't have the slimmest legs anyway, but with those they looked like two tiny plump sausages. So bad it was funny.

[withagoat]

WIDE LEG trousers.
look like i might be dancing the hornpipe

[milge]

waterfall cardigans

[DuplicitousBitch]

i can't accessorize without feeling a twat, you know little neck scarfs , long beads etc

[DuplicitousBitch]

i love wide leg trews!

[withagoat]

Long beeds
am TERRIFIED of looking like a early 80s French teacher when they hook around one tit and no ones says, just STARES willing it to drop off the tit

[withagoat]

beads surely

#hitsself

[withagoat]

spaghetti strapped tops

look like bulgarian shot putter*


(*note to most of the rest of woman kind., you dont look that hot in them either)