Excuses not to have sex !!!!

[dizzymeg]

Thanks you lot..... My DH as just read the thread on here about the embarassing thing being done during sex. He's now decided that he's very horny and I'm going to be in trouble later !! HELP.... I need excuses please ASAP !!!

[Moomin]

my friend got out of it by telling her bf she had something in her eye !!!! things were getting a bit ridiculous at that time though and she finished it soon after.

can't you say you've just applied your pile cream?

[Aero]

Thrush!!!

Period??

Headache?

Plain tired and it just ain't happening.

Failing all of the above, a cold shower ought to cool him down.

[hairymclary]

just get on with it and shag him!

[morningpaper]

Firework migraine?

[FireFaerie]

I have a headache, im too tired, i dont feel pretty enough right now, its not you its me, im on my period, im about to start my period, i have pms, im too stressed, i cant be arsed... enough for you mdizzymeg?

[dizzymeg]

Sure he'd appreciate that answer Hairy, but it wasn't really what I was after !! Come on girls, nearly ready to put DD to bed so d-day is approaching fast ....

[morningpaper]

what's WRONG with the poor man?

[lulumama]

an upset tummy??? go and sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes...make alarming noises!!

[controlfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaky2]

never apologise, never explain.
i find "get off" quite effective

[Aero]

Disappear to the loo for entended period - make wretching noises and mention bad guts, D&V.

Can't you just be honest if you don't feel like it and tell him as much? Make him a nice cup of tea and tel him that's about as much strength as you can muster up tonight.

[Aero]

lol snap lulumama!

[BATtymumma]

Poke me with that again and give you a bobbit!

works a treat.

otherwise just let him have his fun, you never know you may just enjoy it

[southeastastra]

just do it you might enjoy yourself

[singledadofthree]

i agree - dont be such a spoil sport - i find that 'get away from me and dont touch me!!' said in a very stern threatening voice works tho.

[Tommy]

be 25 weeks pregnant, have piles, vulval varisoce veins and a snotty nose.......

works for me anyway

[dizzymeg]

well girls dd has gone to bed and he's cleaning his teeth i'm about to ride into the valley of !!! think i'll try the bathroom ploy ! or fall asleep on settee

[Judy1234]

Just do what he wants. Poor chapt. There's nothing wrong with that all. At least you have a husband.

[FireFaerie]

sorry, i have to ask... how did it go?

[joelallie]

Threaten to puke all over him. I was sick in the night last night - DH can't handle sick at all so spend the rest of the night lying on one cm of bed as far a way from me as he could get without being on the floor.

Works a treat.

[HappyDaddy]

Hmmm I'm sure "babe, I'm not in the mood tonight, sorry". Would be sufficient.

[ginnedupmummy]

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[WhizzBangCaligula]

I've never heard of an adult woman needing an excuse not to have sex. If you don't want it, don't have it. Why on earth should you be "in trouble"? Or am I missing something about modern relationships?

[Judy1234]

Now we all want to know if she did.

[FireFaerie]

ive said it before, so il say it again... Ow did it go dizzymeg? il die of suspense otherwise

[hoolagirl]

She's prob lying in post coital bliss just now haha!