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Dating thread no 49

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JulietteMontague Mon 01-Apr-13 15:17:54

All daters welcome here.

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 15:18:56

I am the recipient of a bank holiday cock shot, the protocol appears to be to soften one up with a 'gift' - in this case a teddy ( because I'm a girly and must wuv a cuddly toy ) and then what at first appeared to be a sepia toned vegetable still life but on closer inspection is a long thin penis, helpfully pictured in profile.

OhWesternWind Mon 01-Apr-13 15:24:25

Oh yuk, Nora. A skinny one as well. Eww.

Thread 49 already! Just realised that 48 had great stuff happening on thread 48. Might change my name to 49 and see if it works for me too!

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 15:25:18

Just read what you said about the tosser you encountered Juliette he sounds really rather pathetic, can you imagine the ishoos he must have ? Worra wanka.

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 15:26:52

OWW it's also throwing a moody shadow on his mustard yellow curtain backdrop. I have rarely been more aroused.

Scrazy Mon 01-Apr-13 15:28:40

Makes you wonder why they bother to send pics of pencil dicks, couldn't they scour the internet for ones of a decent size and pretend it's theirs, tut, tut.

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 15:36:33

Absolutely Scrazy - picture a leek that's been grown in sub-optimal lighting conditions.

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 15:39:01

Hi everyone .. Well had date 2 with MrFixit .. He did indeed have the anorak and oil under his nails ( and an unironed fleece on) but he was more attractive than I'd remembered so decided to stay .. A few glasses of wine and a couple of gin and slims later and I invited him to come home with me after spending some time snogging in a bar

Got him home and apparently he doesn't do condoms ( note to self have this discussion earlier rather when getting naked) .. Instant deflation at the mere discussion and turns out he has ishoooos ..ED ones.. No PIV for me then!! He told me it wasn't an issue without them ( eh right .. No chance!).. I told him he'd be better dealing with the issues and wasn't really in a place to be dating someone new .. He got all a bit huffy about being rejected so I placated him a bit and even went to the Falkirk wheel and to lunch before I dropped him off at the train station .. I am not planning on seeing him again .. I'm looking for someone firing on all cylinders not a fixer upper

I miss MrCheeky .. Was v tempted to call him up to come and relieve my frustrations .. But I won't !!

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo Mon 01-Apr-13 15:39:10

Hello all!

I do not understand why men send dick pictures. They are not at all attractive.

I did receive a picture of a man in a leotard (hot pink of Corse) with a lively bra underneath. He cupped his penis so it looked like a mangina. The caption was 'Are you open minded'

The image has been burned into my brain.

Scrazy Mon 01-Apr-13 15:43:52

Kirsty, sounds a bit grim, are you OK?

I doubt any of these guys on OD could match up to one or two of my previous partners, would take a lot to impress me. I know size isn't everything but still....

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 15:57:02

scrazy I am ok .. He has just emailed me and has invited me over for dinner (and overnight stay!!) tomorrow night.. He has mentioned our discussion in the email .. I am heading to the gym and will consider how to say thanks but no thanks in a kind but firm way

Bant Mon 01-Apr-13 16:01:48

SPS - I've never heard the term 'mangina' before. Don't think I need to look it up though.

Kirsty - sorry mate. Was he called Mr FixIt because you thought he needed fixing?

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo Mon 01-Apr-13 16:03:51

Bant If google clear your search history grin You can imagine what it is though

VelvetSpoon Mon 01-Apr-13 16:05:28

Gosh, just caught up from the last thread! Can't believe it is no 49 already...

I think sending of cock pics, just like asking for naked pics of us (especially when you've never even met them) all down to a sense of entitlement. I suspect the cock pics senders (because they clearly want to see naked pics of women) think that by sending a photo of their often fairly undersized member we will a) be impressed/aroused and b) reciprocate with a naked shot ourselves. It's the 21st century version of I'll show you mine, you show me yours, but without asking first hmm

MsC I must apologise for not responding to your post on the last thread, I did intend to (you said something v kind about me and C which I agree with, and I meant to thank you for it). What you said about whitevan man is something I've found, men who seem keen to meet, then at the 11th hour ask for a naked photo or (as has also happened to me) try and get a guarantee of sex...a refusal to either or both tends to result in them flaking. Pathetic but true! what ever happened to the guy you rescued from the snow (I dont think that was mr CM was it?) did you ever see him again?

KirstyWirsty Mon 01-Apr-13 16:12:47

bant no he repairs computers .. Ho hum

mercury7 Mon 01-Apr-13 16:14:52

we all have our theories about why men send pictures of their genitalia, but has anyone ever asked a bloke why he did it?

Snapespeare Mon 01-Apr-13 16:15:29

I am wearing hold ups. This is a new development. Off to the station, I shall report in every so often <Disney bluebirds whirling around my head>

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo Mon 01-Apr-13 16:16:29

Never asked but I will if I am ever honoured with another grin

Bant Mon 01-Apr-13 16:18:56

Mercury - do you think you'd really get a rational, reasoned response? Anything more than 'Cos I thought you'd like it?' or 'I wanted to show you what you're missing?' I don't think generally the type of bloke who does it out of the blue is going to understand the psychology behind it.

Scrazy Mon 01-Apr-13 16:19:45

Like I've said I've only had one of a very young guy. I expect that if you have an IE profile then you would be more likely to receive them as they think the've found a goer grin.

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 16:20:36

I hope you didn't put body lotion on beforehand Snape - causes hold up droopage. Have a wonderful time.

Thread, would you like me to ask Leek Dick why he's sent the picture ?

Scrazy Mon 01-Apr-13 16:22:11

Nora, yes!

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo Mon 01-Apr-13 16:22:58

They also seem obsessed by 50 shades. I keep getting messages saying 'can fulfill your wishes Mr Grey style' and 'Im your Mr Grey' etc.

That's the last thing I want!

KinNora Mon 01-Apr-13 16:24:49

I've done it, let's see what smashing rationale he proffers.

VelvetSpoon Mon 01-Apr-13 16:31:31

I even got a cock shot from a bloke off Match, so it's not just the free sites!

Kin, I'm intrigued to hear his justification for it....

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