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Swagger Inn 152: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly --and HBFs--

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ApricotCrush Wed 29-Nov-17 21:13:54

Tom and Santi are showing the wenches what they have for us for Christmas. grin

LetUsPrey Wed 29-Nov-17 21:20:53

Apricot!!! That’s brilliant gringrin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 29-Nov-17 21:32:11

<snoooooooort> grin
star and HBFs for apricot grin

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Wed 29-Nov-17 21:37:47

grin Apes

I don't just hand over a christmas wish list, I make a power point demonstration grin

LetUsPrey Wed 29-Nov-17 22:10:50

I like that Wicked! What A Wench Wants - A PowerPoint Demonstration (HBFs need not watch as they automatically know anyway)

Also, imagine Father Christmas asking a wench “Have you made a list?” Wench response “Well durrr” grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 29-Nov-17 22:37:03

What wenches want - the hayloft at the moment!

Night all.

FancyFancy Wed 29-Nov-17 22:40:25

grin apricot that properly made me snort

Ooh Gawain has just turned up in Merlin <drools>
He's all fighty and charming. And definitely on my list <nudges Santa>

FancyFancy Wed 29-Nov-17 22:41:42

And the BBC has decided that he should add to the topless count. He's now shirtless in bed and looking very inviting.......

LetUsPrey Wed 29-Nov-17 22:43:29

Is there room for me and —several— a few HBFs Helen? I’m on my way.

Fighty, grubby HBFs. Mmmmm


LetUsPrey Wed 29-Nov-17 22:44:14

I may need to skip through a few episodes Fancy...

FancyFancy Wed 29-Nov-17 22:51:45

s3 ep4 letus fyi - much gratuitous chestage and then some flirting with Gwen

LetUsPrey Wed 29-Nov-17 22:57:15

<peers over edge of hayloft>
<makes a note>

Thanks Fancy

<gets back to HBFs>

LetUsPrey Thu 30-Nov-17 07:54:08

Morning wenches. Brrrrrrrrrrr.

Having a “discussion” with DS1. He’s been given an answer for something, doesn’t like the answer as he’s not getting his own way, and he won’t sodding let it go. This has been going on for days. Ignoring him right now. There is much huffing and sighing.

<brings in more logs>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 30-Nov-17 07:56:32

ooh yes, we had Gawain<nlt> yesterday.
<reads red's review >
<wonders if italics will work this time>
But who's this, striding manfully through the bar? Luxuriant of hair, with just a hint of muscular chest and shiny medallion (but don't hold that against him), it is the titular Gwaine, wandering studmuffin and low-level thrill-seeker. I'm not sure why he's opted for the spelling "Gwaine" rather than the more traditional "Gawain", but he works a linen shirt so well that I'm not sure I actually care. Amonst other gems.
Now we have Taliesin, who is not very high in the HBF stakes,

Rain, rain and more rain. Was pelting down last night when I went to bed, and still pelting down this morning. Still, at least it's not snow.... yet. It's trying to though. Must go throw some life belts to the chickens....

LetUsPrey Thu 30-Nov-17 08:14:39

I love Red grin works a linen shirt so well that I’m not sure I actually care

Do you need something like this for them Helen?

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 30-Nov-17 08:19:59

It's bloody baltic out there, and snowing.
I think the chickens might need thermals as well as the very snazzy life belt above grin

<hides under the duvet for the rest of the day>

FancyFancy Thu 30-Nov-17 09:11:26


Cold here too & I need to summon up the will to get in the shower, but that requires getting undressed and it's coooooolllld

I shall contemplate the Gwaine pics for a bit & see if that warms my blood......

ApricotCrush Thu 30-Nov-17 15:09:24

Afternoon all. It's a lovely day here but absolutely freezing.

Thanks for the pics Helen. smile

Oh, poor chicken in that life belt thing? hmm

We're having DGS for a sleepover tonight, as his Mummy and Daddy are going to see Adam Lambert/Queen. <jealous>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 30-Nov-17 18:04:54

Currently hailing here (from the sound of it). The snow is mostly slush now, but it still lying on the roads. tomorrow's school run may be interesting confused

We're watching Robot Wars, I'm not really paying any attention. grin

mrsreynolds Thu 30-Nov-17 19:25:53


mrsreynolds Thu 30-Nov-17 19:28:33

Yay it works!

mrsreynolds Thu 30-Nov-17 19:29:36

I've figured out how to post pics on the Android app!
Let perving joy be unconfined!!!

LetUsPrey Thu 30-Nov-17 20:14:01

Evening wenches. Fucksake it’s cold.

Hurrah for Badderz discovering how to post photos on the Android app!

Also jealous of the Adam Lambert/Queen gig goers

Hope Fancy’s thawed out.

DS1 is being a monumental pain in the arse still. DH and I are out tomorrow night at a party and staying in a hotel so both DC are going to my mum’s. DS1 doesn’t think he should have to go. He’s mostly bothered about time away from his computer 🙄 but there have been many loud discussions. I’ve told him he’s going and that’s that. He reckons he’s not. Fucking great.

Fortunately I’m up to the introduction of Gwaine, swishing his hair for all he’s worth.

LetUsPrey Thu 30-Nov-17 20:22:31

Was just going to start doing my nails. Gwaine has woken up in bed. Nails will have to wait.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Thu 30-Nov-17 20:25:06

sad and wine for LetUs re. stroppy DS1

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