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to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

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Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 16:23:32

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

PandaWatch Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:10

"a bit tropical south of the equator"


Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:27

Enjoy, OP.

I am sure you will. Some of those Frenchies are quite tasty.

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:33

Here have another Carling. MNHQ, where's the beer smiley?

wine doesn't go with football.

You could always close the curtains you know.

waltermittymissus Fri 15-Jun-12 17:02:51

Oh hang on you're a man. Thank God. I was so incredibly confused!

As you were.

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:03:00

I love Shevchenko!! I am hoping he scores again today!!

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:03:32

Walter - horn as in 'the raging' as in 'having the' as in horny.

waltermittymissus Fri 15-Jun-12 17:04:11

Thank you Psammead........I think! grin

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:04:19

I don't know what else to call it, you get your Public Transport Horn (sort of vibrating seats on trains) your Friday Horn, your Unexpected Horn when you see someone you know in a new light

is the Horn isn't it

what else can you call it?

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:04:30

Walter - facepalm

Not a man.

NimpyWindowMash Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:28

Alameda, can you post a link to the most talented of the players?

ShatnersBassoon Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:34

Man? confused

Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:37

Not a man:

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:38

haha I am not a man, I might look a bit like one though

I am a grandmother! There are actual pictures of me on my profile.

McKayz Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:47


They have suspended the game!!! But noooooooo!!!!

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:51

Bloody hell Alameda, all these horns going off all over the place. You must feel like the Queen, or a host of celestial beings.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Fri 15-Jun-12 17:05:53

I refer to it as "experiencing female sexual response".

ExitPursuedByABear Fri 15-Jun-12 17:06:01

A man!


Poulay Fri 15-Jun-12 17:06:29

That's a horse!

ThePathanKhansWitch Fri 15-Jun-12 17:06:35

grin Slick with horn! Alameda you may just have made my weekend.

ExitPursuedByABear Fri 15-Jun-12 17:06:37

Oh your not.

That's a relief.

Whoops, wrong word there.

Psammead Fri 15-Jun-12 17:07:29

Oh Exit, your poor old bear doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:07:58

I am NOT a man

and I bet not one of the MNers who have met me in real life will come forward and testify on this thread

and I only have myself to blame!

waltermittymissus Fri 15-Jun-12 17:08:42

Crying laughing here! So you're not a man.

Arf @ Poulay That's a horse!

ExitPursuedByABear Fri 15-Jun-12 17:08:52

Just checked out your profile - I have one of those (springer and horse)

But no horn, slick or otherwise, for the football.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Fri 15-Jun-12 17:09:39

lol at Exit's relief

I have never met you Alam, but I'm quite certain that you're a woman.

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