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Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 09:33

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

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HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 09:43

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JackieNo · 22/01/2006 09:53

Yup, Happymumof2, that was what it suggested to me too . There's probably a proper Latin word for it...

HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 09:54

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 09:56

Ah right, so the rent boy pooed on him.

And he paid for that?? ewwwwwww

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JackieNo · 22/01/2006 09:56

No, you are not alone . But maybe it's just us two .

HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 09:56

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NotQuiteCockney · 22/01/2006 09:56

Sounds like scat, yeah. Coprophagia, if he ate it. (I think we can take all the "eww gross" as a given, on this one.)

HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 09:57

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NotQuiteCockney · 22/01/2006 09:57

Well, I think if you ask anyone who isn't a professional, they'll just say "eww gross"?

flutterbee · 22/01/2006 09:58

I'm looking for a new job, this sounds nice and easy. Just go round and pooh on a few perverts

Lonelymum · 22/01/2006 09:59

Do you think there is money to be had in selling our bodily waste to these sad individuals?

Carmenere · 22/01/2006 10:00

I think there should be a tabloid dictionary of terms they use and their real meanings. ie I think 'unspeakable' and 'degradation' when used in relation to politicians usually means poo, or wee I suppose.

NotQuiteCockney · 22/01/2006 10:00

I think so ... I mean, there isn't that much else you can do with the human body that's really really gross.

Now, if it had been two rent boys and a goat, what euphemism would they use?

welshboris · 22/01/2006 10:01

I really dont understand where the sexual satisfaction is in this??

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JackieNo · 22/01/2006 10:01

What a sh*t job (to make the obvious joke)

NotQuiteCockney · 22/01/2006 10:04

Um, there are lots of "sexual" acts that don't involve the bits. People are weird, I think is the shortest explanation. I think the taboo may be part of the appeal? Probably also related to toilet training issues?

Janos · 22/01/2006 10:05

"unspeakable act of sexual degradation"

Sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh but.....thge mind boggles.

welshboris · 22/01/2006 10:06

Toilet training issues? Hes not a puppy!!

My ex had a thing for breastmilk so had to end that pretty sharpish, but I could at least understand that

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Janos · 22/01/2006 10:08

I'm just dying to know what is so unspeakable. That's just me being nosy though.

satine · 22/01/2006 10:09

India Knight once said that she was very excited to learn that there is a world of fetish about fat women - she said she'd happliy explose her "flabulous stomach" to business men for hundreds of pounds. Now you can even do it legally in the comfort of your own home, with the new laws on brothels!

Meanoldmummy · 22/01/2006 10:26

ugh

Janos · 22/01/2006 10:27

LOL, do you think there's one for spots an wrinkles, satine ?

drosophila · 22/01/2006 10:33

I believe the term is scatophagy.

geekgrrl · 22/01/2006 11:14

my guess is that it's 'water play' - much more mainstream (no pun intended, really )

Meanoldmummy · 22/01/2006 11:21

I agree - much more popular.

It's called a "golden shower" in some quarters I believe.

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