My single neighbour has a woman round

[BumbleFlump]

Neighbour is an eternally single batchelor - he appears to have pulled a woman and is getting her drunk in his living room (naaaice). He does this from time to time. I can hear them through the walls.

Without going into details he’s a selfish arse - should I report him? If I do l, he’ll surely know it’s me. Will anyone actually care?

[BadgertheBodger]

Jesus no. Do you have any idea what it’s like for single people? It’s not going to give you Covid, keep your nose out.

[indemMUND]

If you can deal with any reprisal from him given he'll know it's you... and think that realistically someone will actually come out and deal with it, fill your boots.

[dementedpixie]

Are you in an area where people can't be indoors?

[FractionalGains]

Absolutely not.

[plinkplinkfizzer]

Why nosing in someone's personal life . Creepy .

[dementedpixie]

And I don't think anyone would care, its not a big party where lots of people could get infected

[Picktionary]

No! Why would you do that???

[katy1213]

He probably hears you, too. When you're not twitching curtains.
But you're right. Nobody will care.

[IcedPurple]

Sure you 'can hear them through the walls' OP. FFS get a life and stop obsessing about your neighbour's love life.

[nancybotwinbloom]

No I absolutely wouldn't

[Enough4me]

As long as it's not over five women it would be fine where I am.

[BumbleFlump]

Just for clarification we are in an area where households aren’t allowed to mix inside

[WouldBeGood]

You shouldn’t. You live your own life and let others live theirs.

And no, no one will be interested.

Put on some music and stop listening to your neighbour shagging.

[user102740264923]

You're publishing commentary on another person's private life online. What does that make you?

[littleblackno]

Report him for what? Hes a single person, this could be someone in his 'bubble'.
Seriously, unless you can hear something abusive happening then ignore and get over yourself.
There are alot of selfish arses out there but reporting him sounds vindictive.

[IHaveBrilloHair]

Ffs, keep your bloody nose out.

[BumbleFlump]

Why nosing in someone's personal life . Creepy

Definitely not nosing I can hear them through the walls.

[IcedPurple]

I think this thread should be moved to MN Classics or otherwise preserved for posterity. Because in time to come, without hard evidence, people simply won't believe the sheer insanity of these days, or just how easily some people would happily turn into neighbourhood Stasi.

[MajesticWhine]

FFS leave them alone. Two consenting adults not affecting anyone else. Get a life.

[cabbageking]

If he lives alone this could be his support buddy. Which is allowed.

[nancybotwinbloom]

@Enough4me

As long as it's not over five women it would be fine where I am.

Hahahahaha

[IcedPurple]

@BumbleFlump

Why nosing in someone's personal life . Creepy

Definitely not nosing I can hear them through the walls.

Then put on some music or invest in some noise-blocking ear phones.

Can he hear you frantically clicking away on your computer 'through the walls'?

[Tigertotea]

Is this a joke? No, of course you shouldn't.