to have erotic dreams about Kevin McCloud (grand designs) ?

[oneopinionatedmother]

If he's reading this: in my imagination he is a gentle and considerate lover. Was quite annoyed to be woken by DS yelling for early morning booby.

if my husband is reading this, he'll be pleased to know I regarded it as being unfaithful even in my dream

seriously,now i come it think of it, he's quite fit actually.

anyone else fancy someone who is not generally regarded as a heartthrob??

and if you're married, do you feel the need to be faithful in your sub conscious? I think it a bit unfair my 'id' feels obliged to DH in this respect.

I used to have a thing for Darth Vader too.

[TheIroningLady]

That made me spit my wine out it is so funny.

[RoseBlossoms]

No yanu i also have a little crush on this man!

[Rindercella]

I had a dream about being in bed with both Ant and Dec once. The experience was not a pleasant one, and I felt sullied. I could not look DH in the eye the following morning.

[bran]

I think he'd be a bit of a pain, always suggesting that the woman is taking too long and being over the sheduled time. He would probably have loads of fulsome compliments afterwards and you would suspect he was just being polite.

I remember seeing his house on a special episode of Grand Designs and I reckon I could have lustful dreams about that. It's lovely.

I go weak at the knees over the Astronomer Royal (Martin Rees). It's the combination of brains, sexy voice and a real passion for his job.

[Portofino]

I have a thing about Louis Theroux. He's not classically handsome, but he seems clever, very interested in people and has a good sense of humour. Does it for me! I like Kevin Mcloud too........though during my lie in this morning I was dreaming about the Director of Access Network Optimisation, who I have frequent meetings with and is dead hot and mean looking.

[yappybluedog]

Louis Theroux

[secretgardin]

james may was pregnant at the time, so blaming it on hormones

[oneopinionatedmother]

@bran!! LOL

my husband does that anyway (over scheduled time)

I put it down to him 'not having ordered the necessary equipment in time' ;)
and indeed, even having got the necessary consents before proceeding does not guarantee a trouble-free erection

possibly he'd think my furnishings were over blown, and inappropriate to the feel of the project.

@rindercella - cider spillage here i am blaming on you!!

i think Ant & Dec threesome would be quite traumatic...did you need counselling? maybe you need to be de-sensitised to Newcastle accent? (Awww Nawww...)

@roseblossoms --mitts off he's mine!!

maybe i should knock down my house so i can rebuild on the insurance, with weird post-modern features?? just to get him over.

Astronomer royal - yes i think he's totally doable. there's something about men who are really into what they do, especially when that's something as wonderous as space. I think i saw him topless on one, and he possesses quite a tidy bod.

louis theroux - he has a certain charm. bit skinny though, maybe you could get him over on 'weird weekend' ofyour own making.

[Rindercella]

Swoon at Louise

Boak at James May

[cherryblossoms]

Oh dear. I'm fond of KM too. I put it down to a strange thing I have about corduroy jackets. Which is so weird I'm glad this site is anonymous.

[oneopinionatedmother]

@secret -

i watch inordinate amounts of topgear - of the three, gun to head, he's the one i'd go for too. (clarkson too annoying, hamster too short)

[BikeRunSki]

I LOOOOVE Kevin Mc. Like I used to LOOOOVE John Taylor from Duran Duran.

[gigglewitch]

op, welcome to my world

[oneopinionatedmother]

rofl corduroy jackets...



martin rees - not the dude i thought about - who's yhe guy that does pop-space science programmes...

**not a metaphor

[dawntigga]

This is guilty pleasure central!

Not gonna confess to having one nuh uh!!!!

KeepingItToHerselfAsIt'sTooShamefulForWordsTiggaxx

[Portofino]

Ooh John Taylor - me too! He didn't look too bad at all the last time i saw him either...... I have to say that my worst "nerdy" fancy is Jeremy Vine.

[secretgardin]

dawntigga - spill your guts or gonna start guessing . could become messy

[oneopinionatedmother]

Christopher Lee?

David Cameron??

Peter Mandelson...

It's him isn't it? Confess! You love Mandy!!!

nyer-nyer-nye-nyer-nyer.

[secretgardin]

david mitchell? gordon brown? that freaky looking one off the mighty boosh...maybe all of three?

[llareggub]

I heart Kevin. But I have lots of bizarre crushes:

Jeremy Paxman
Boris Johnson
Gerard Depardieu
Eric Cantona
The Space Pirates chappie

I'm sure there are more.

[oneopinionatedmother]

the space pirates bloke !!!! Captain DJ!!



to be fair, he has a certain je ne sais quoi...

Boris Johnson - looks too much like my daughter. (the messy blond mop)

Eric cantona..yeah. i see that.

I also fancy Shredder from the Ninja Turtles

[oneopinionatedmother]

what about alan davies ??

or am i own with that one?

[secretgardin]

shane macgowan from the pogues!!!

[llareggub]

Oooh yes, Alan Davies. Stephen Fry too.

[secretgardin]

oneopinionatedmother - mitts off alan jonathan creek