BJ in Italy?

[Cam77]

This claim is all over the news now, but here it is from the original source.

Exclusive: according to an official statement of the Italian airport dated September 17th, the British prime minister “travelled to Perugia over the past few days”. (He aphas visited many times in the past. On this occasion, apparently a long weekend for his son’s baptism)

Official Airport Sources: “Johnson landed in Perugia on Friday 11 September at 2 pm and left on Monday morning”.

Downing Street: “This claim is wrong”

So, either that airport is engaging in massive shit stirring (libel?) or Downing Street is lying and the whole government should resign.

[SmellsLikeFeet]

Damn, I thought this was going to be a completely different thread

[attillathenun]

Should probably take my mind out the gutter but I didn’t think this thread was going to be about Boris 😂

[Doingitaloneandproud]

@SmellsLikeFeet

Damn, I thought this was going to be a completely different thread

Hahaha same here!

[Bluntness100]

I also thought this was going to be a different thread.,😂

Who are these airport “sources” if they aren’t named its shite.

[iwantmyownicecreamvan]

[IamTomHanks]

Not for me thanks, but I'm sure someone else would be up for it.

[Nikori]

I also thought this was about Italian blow jobs.　😅

I was reading about this on another thread. It's such an odd story and Boris is such a shady character, it's always hard to know what the truth is with him.

[Plesky]

So, not a thread about Italian techniques for the old pompino, then. Oh.

[WiggleSquiggle]

Massively disappointed by the contents of the thread.

In all seriousness though, do we seriously think DS would tell us the truth if they thought they could get away with it, over something like this?

[Cotswolds10]

Hahaha, I thought the same.

[Blondiney]

Naughty, OP

[BrowncoatWaffles]

I'm glad it's not just me

[AriettyHomily]

And what exactly is that source OP?

[IamTomHanks]

And what exactly is that source OP?

PornHub?

[IsAnybodyListening]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this thread was about Italian Willies!

[Coffeeandbeans]

BJ is such a lier that I now believe everything I read about him.

[hopefulhalf]

I thought Whitty, Valance etc were in Downing street yesterday ?

[Tellmetruth4]

The thread title also made me laugh.

In any case I believe the Italians. He’s been to Perugia loads of times so they know who he is.

Anyone who believed his only trip this year would a camping holiday in Scotland is being very naive. He’s probably at his dads place in Greece right now which is why he’s not attending the 11am briefing.

[AlternativePerspective]

Are BJ’s different in Italy to the UK then?

There has been so much shit-stirring over the past few months. Firstly he was camping, then not camping, then split up with Kerry and seeing some violinist but there was a super injunction, then in Italy, and interesting how it’s always “an official source” who seemingly is nameless. Anyone can write that drivel

[mumofBeth]

Gutted to find that this is just a thread about Boris 😂 Mind you he is probably just as useful in Italy as he is at home!

[FatCatThinCat]

De Piffle on holiday again in the middle of an international crises? No way!

[workhomesleeprepeat]

Lol am I the only one who didn’t think about blow jobs?? Not like me at all

Look I hate Johnson as much as the next person, but I was confused about this story. Is he not allowed to go to Italy? That’s still an air bridge country am confused by why he shouldn’t go, and then why he’d lie about it

[PerkingFaintly]

So, either that airport is engaging in massive shit stirring (libel?) or Downing Street is lying and the whole government should resign.

Third possibility: Johnson landed at 2:05 pm not 2 pm. So Downing Street stating "this claim is wrong" is technically correct.

That's about Cummings' level.

[D4rwin]

Dates are wrong. This is a very DS answer in order to avoid engaging with questions.

[redlockscelt]

I also thought this was about Italian blow jobs

Far be it for me to speculate about why the PM is there.