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AIBU to think this personalised number plate is twattish ?

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pepperpot99 · 21/05/2017 22:51

P4ORN. On a big shiny eff off 4x4. Stuck behind him on the roads today. Felt irritated that someone would pay money to declare their love of porn publicly and concluded he must be an utter wanker. Literally.

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OydNeverDeclinesGin · 21/05/2017 22:53

Maybe it's P4ORN that paid for it!

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OSETmum · 21/05/2017 22:56

There's one near us that's S (something) NOB I can't work out if he's a snob or a nob 😂

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pepperpot99 · 21/05/2017 22:58

He's clearly a B16 L05ER

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MissPickles · 21/05/2017 22:58

I'm guessing he has a teeny tiny penis.

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NickMyLipple · 21/05/2017 22:59

Saw this beauty last week. Is it?

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NickMyLipple · 21/05/2017 23:00

Didn't upload properly!

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NickMyLipple · 21/05/2017 23:01

Oh, seems it did. Ah well, double the viewing pleasure 😂

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Christmastree43 · 21/05/2017 23:03

I saw this gem in Germany ... although someone told me they aren't allowed personalised number plates so this may have been a happy accident

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NickMyLipple · 21/05/2017 23:03

There's also a 'Y I LOV U' kicking about in my area...

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Christmastree43 · 21/05/2017 23:03

But is it 😂 That is so funny

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Tumblethumps · 21/05/2017 23:04

I think they're all a bit twattish.

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tigerdriverII · 21/05/2017 23:05

All of them signify dicks

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Crowdblundering · 21/05/2017 23:05

They are all twatish - to me they all say TWAT.

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pepperpot99 · 21/05/2017 23:05

Someone round my way has W11WEE on their Prius. I mean why? Why fork out money to name your vehicle after piss?
What a C04K.

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tigerdriverII · 21/05/2017 23:06

Although I have seen A1 BU. Presumably owned by someone fairly near hereGrin

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pepperpot99 · 21/05/2017 23:07

5U6K M1 D16K

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chickpeaburger · 21/05/2017 23:18

ALL personalised number plates are twattish.

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LadySalmakia · 21/05/2017 23:20

I saw the only personalised plate I've ever like at a farmers' market in the north today. Forget the first bit, but it was a grocer and it was Something Something One VEG.

Loved it.

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fuzzyllama · 21/05/2017 23:22

Some one round my area drives around with B1G B4LL5

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squirreltrap · 21/05/2017 23:22

PU55AY is my local small penis beqethed fat balding Range Rover driver

I regularly want to smash his windows

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nancy75 · 21/05/2017 23:22

Was the w11 wee in London? Pimlico plumbers vans & cars all have related plates ( loo, tap, etc)

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 21/05/2017 23:24

I suspect that the car owner in OP is in same business as the oik who drives locally in SK1NTV

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CoreyTaylorsMask · 21/05/2017 23:25

Someone local to us has G5POT.

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PigletJohn · 21/05/2017 23:28

Perhaps it belongs to Richard Desmond, owner of the Daily Express.

He didn't make his money in newspapers.

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IndigoWendigo · 21/05/2017 23:29

That one is twattish, but I don't think all personalised plates are. My uncle has TH0M 4. Family related.

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