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AIBU to want my goat?

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ChrisYoungFuckingRocks Mon 10-Apr-17 22:38:28

OK, so I've read on here that apparently council tenants are getting free goats (on top of getting almost free housing)!

I feel this is massive discrimination against us private tenants who pay full rent. I demand equal rights, and I want my goat!!!

AIBU? 😂😂

elephantoverthehill Mon 10-Apr-17 22:42:29

And what will you do with your goat? Do you have a troll and a bridge? Will it be a nanny goat that you can milk? Honestly private tenants get my goat.

WorraLiberty Mon 10-Apr-17 22:45:39


I'm fed up of being a goat-less homeowner

Where's the incentive?

Patriciathestripper1 Mon 10-Apr-17 22:47:51

This thread is behind g to get on my goat if I had one

elephantoverthehill Mon 10-Apr-17 22:49:59

Are you a lonely goat herder OP? Perhaps if you yodel the council might start listening.

Patriciathestripper1 Mon 10-Apr-17 22:50:21

fkin auto correct this thread is beginning to get on my goat if I had one

ExplodedCloud Mon 10-Apr-17 22:51:58

You get one with DLA too y'know. Apparently some people think you just need to pop in to your GP, tell them you're an introvert, get an ASD diagnosis and Bob's your uncle. Or Betty's your Nanny Goat.
or that could be a pile of shite

ragz134 Mon 10-Apr-17 22:58:14

Misses the joke entirely and remembers I really want a pet goat, but DH hates them...

elephantoverthehill Mon 10-Apr-17 22:58:30

Have a GoAt Brexiteers/ Boris/Trump. That usually does the job. see what I did there

Cleanermaidcook Mon 10-Apr-17 22:58:54

I have no goat, I want one, my local council are withholding my goat coz I don't live in a council house, I'd be a great goat header too, I feel discriminated against 😢

BubbleBed Mon 10-Apr-17 23:00:01

What?! I want my goat! I'm in a council house, DS claims DLA, i demand it god damn it!

Shockers Mon 10-Apr-17 23:00:47

DD should have a goat then. Where do we go to collect it? Can we choose which one we like best? 🐐

TeenageCentaurMortificado Mon 10-Apr-17 23:01:37

I'm an introvert but a private tenant.
Can I get a goat?

FairytalesAreBullshit Mon 10-Apr-17 23:02:32

Is this like an Easter Present?

donadumaurier Mon 10-Apr-17 23:03:33

OP may I suggest waiting until your neighbour's goat trots over your rickety bridge and steal it for your own?

Mrsknackered Mon 10-Apr-17 23:03:46

Can I swap my kid for a goat kid?

ExplodedCloud Mon 10-Apr-17 23:04:20

Bubble you should have two! It's time for a Daily Mail sad face.

ThornyBird Mon 10-Apr-17 23:06:38

I would love a goat. A pygmy one, well 2 of them so they could pay together. Dh says no angry but much like the chickens I will wear him down and convince him it's a great idea one day...

ChrisYoungFuckingRocks Mon 10-Apr-17 23:07:45

Hee haw (oh wait, that's a donkey).

elephantoverthehill Mon 10-Apr-17 23:08:36

H'mm I wondering if all these goats are being given away, will we see many pairs of goats' skin gloves for sale in 10 years time?

JustAnotherPoster00 Mon 10-Apr-17 23:09:38

I went out of my way hmm to develop some severe psychological disabilities on the understanding that I would be given a goat each for my ESA and PIP... they lied angry

BubbleBed Mon 10-Apr-17 23:09:54

exploded i have to make the kids pull sad faces too yes? Crossed arms? Sad faces? Holding an empty rope that would hold a goat?

Astro55 Mon 10-Apr-17 23:10:00

How do you get more than one goat? Do you get more per kid?

SalemSaberhagen Mon 10-Apr-17 23:10:07

A goat you say? You must be kidding...

LastGirlOnTheLeft Mon 10-Apr-17 23:10:25

So you make a thread to make fun of a poster's use of kid??? Really?? How bullying and nasty!

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