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Tiger44 Fri 05-Aug-16 13:56:19

I'm an ordinary person, who likes most things, but AIBU to think that smooth peanut butter is just wrong and the people who eat it surely come from a different planet, even to men? I think they must definitely come from Uranus. It is just unacceptable behaviour from a "so say" (using fingers to emphasise the " ") human being to like such a thing. What are your thoughts?

echelon Fri 05-Aug-16 13:57:49

I agree! Smooth peanut butter is wrong in so many ways. Give me nutty crunchy proper peanut butter every time m

SestraClone Fri 05-Aug-16 14:00:08


WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo Fri 05-Aug-16 14:01:06

I can't eat whole nuts so it's the only type I can eat smile

Vipermisnomer Fri 05-Aug-16 14:03:41

YADNBU it is wrong, and whilst we are on the subject so is Marmite, really what is the thinking behind such nonsense...

< stands well back >

Lurkedforever1 Fri 05-Aug-16 14:03:47

All peanut butter is wrong. It is vvu to spoil otherwise delicious food by adding something so rank.

switswoo81 Fri 05-Aug-16 14:04:56

I do agree but I use it because it's easier to spread so I use way less... Love the big crunchy stuff though!

Vipermisnomer Fri 05-Aug-16 14:05:11

But what do you put on your peanut butter and jam sandwich then Lurked?

AnUtterIdiot Fri 05-Aug-16 14:05:40

It's necessary for peanut butter brownies but otherwise crunchy all the way

littlemissneela Fri 05-Aug-16 14:12:47

YABU - I love the stuff! Esp on toast with sliced banana on top for brekkie smile

biggles50 Fri 05-Aug-16 14:16:55

Peanut butter spread on apple chunks is lovely. Marmite is food for the gods. Had to have it spread on toast with a clove of garlic when I was pregnant, couldn't get enough of it.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 05-Aug-16 14:18:59


LewisAndClark Fri 05-Aug-16 14:21:01

Peanut butter is revolting.

My kids eat it out of the jar. Boak.

JassyRadlett Fri 05-Aug-16 14:23:50

YABU. Crunchy peanut butter speaks to a job half done, or terminal indecisiveness.

SpecialAgentFreyPie Fri 05-Aug-16 14:24:29


We keep two in the cupboard as 'D'H likes smooth thank god he's pretty

GasLightShining Fri 05-Aug-16 14:25:44

It is disgusting but DD eats the smooth

WizardOfToss Fri 05-Aug-16 14:26:12

Smooth only in this house only the dog eats it

Grumpyoldblonde Fri 05-Aug-16 14:30:34

I still remember my first peanut butter sandwich, it was at a birthday party and it must be 38 years ago, that's how good it was. I remember it was smooth pb and I loved it, but then, then I only went and tried crunchy pb, and oh my life, that was it, a life long love affair. A crunchy pb sandwich washed down with a cold diet coke would be my last meal I think (or maybe bread and cheese with a cold beer) hard to say for sure.
Did you know you can get peanut butter M & M's? Just imagine such a thing.

scampimom Fri 05-Aug-16 14:32:05

YADNBU. People who like smooth peanut butter are probably the lizard people. Or deviants. Or estate agents.

EssentialHummus Fri 05-Aug-16 14:41:52

Did you know you can get peanut butter M & M's?

They are available on Amazon along with Birthday Cake flavour (!) M&Ms. You can thank me later grin

EatsShitAndLeaves Fri 05-Aug-16 14:42:54


Crunchy PB is the abomination.....all those bits that get stuck in your teeth uggghhh <<shudders>>

If you want crunch eat a whole peanut...

StillStayingClassySanDiego Fri 05-Aug-16 14:50:03

Can I just say ; marmite and peanut butter together is delicious.

Spread it on toast and savour every mouthful , marvellous!

MadamDeathstare Fri 05-Aug-16 14:51:59

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Vipermisnomer Fri 05-Aug-16 14:52:02

< adds StillStaying to 'be very afraid of' list >

timelytess Fri 05-Aug-16 14:53:02

peanut butter should be crunchy, that's true. but my current jar of whole earth crunchy no palm oil peanut butter is too crunchy. If I'd wanted a packet of chopped peanuts I'd have bought them. sad

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