i swear, i'm just thick - i get my wage everymonth and thing how lucky i am. but a committee at work have been looking at a restructure of the pay bonus package.
we used to get annual appraisels and either inflation plus 1%, 2% or 3% depending on performance.
howver this was a pile of shite as there was only a finite amount of money in the pot and after the managers had each licked each pothers arses and given each other 3% they then gave us plebs 1 or 2% and did it on such stretched excuses it was laughable.
oh and the people at the top of their payscale couldnt get it despite their performance- WTF!
any way new thing ( whatever that may be) will not be ready for this year
and it was supposed to be ready last april
and we hae been offered for the 2nd year in a row inflation plus 2% and £500 in july.
my first thought was a slightly chirpy "cool" then office lefties ( leftier than i) started spouting about the unfairness.
should i be outraged - or should i feign outrage for effect whilst secretly spending my bonus in my head?
i know this is relative and some are less fortunate than i - but in corporate / local govt worlds does this seem a fair deal?
TIA