"Flowery I have acknowledged and thanked you for giving me relevant advice." yes you have now. But you said earlier you would only thank people who had answered your question, which I think was spectacularly rude.
"I still think that suggesting to people that it would be best to inform a company of your pregnancy under a zero hour contract is bad advice." Even if anyone had said that, it would be an opinion, not bad advice.
And I'm still waiting for you to point out where anyone gave that advice.
"I think you are very used to people accepting everything you say without question and you are now so put out that I have not gone 'oh okay I will take your advice immediately and tell them straight away' that your nose has been put out of joint."
Firstly, I have no problem with people disagreeing with me or choosing not to take my advice. No skin off my Jose, although most people manage to do it a bit more politely.
Secondly, again, please point out where I advised you to tell them straightaway. I don't mind you or anyone disagreeing with me, but for crying out loud will you stop claiming I said something I did not say!
Please also point out where I indicated that I expected you to "kiss my arse".
If you only want comments from people who have been in the same position, might I suggest you start another thread asking exactly that, and not asking what your work are "allowed" to do, as funnily enough, that might lead people to think you want advice about legal restrictions on your work.
Don't think I've come across anyone so rude in quite some time tbh.