Having been with a small firm for just over a year, I have finally been given a contract. This is clearly an off-the-shelf product and, at 20 pages long, is complete overkill for a company of less than 10 people.
I have a number of issues with it but, in particular, the company will give me the statutory minimum in terms of notice if they want to dismiss me but require me to give them a month's notice.
They have also included a range of petty clauses none of which the 'bosses' will, naturally be following. These include a dress code which now says no jeans (even though they routinely wear jeans to work), no private calls or e-mails (ditto) etc etc. We now have to apply in writing not less than 4 weeks before for any holiday in duplicate etc etc.
It will also be up to our 'line managers' to agree whether we can take time for appointments and whether they will agree that we can make up the time or if it has to be taken as holiday or unpaid. Again, requests have to be submitted in duplicate. We have been advised that appointments should be made outside the normal working day (9-5 for most staff, but only the women are office-based).
In my recent appraisal, my boss was keen to emphasise that the company would run pretty much as before with the flexibility that has been available to date but having read the contract I am feeling increasingly unnerved.