Once upon a time there were two cats, one brave and one nervous. The brave cat was called Mango and he had long orange fur and a big fluffy tail. The nervous cat was called Millis and she was black and white with enormous ears.
One day while Mango was out playing with his human smoker friends from the corner shop downstairs, he met a whole family of rats. Daddy rat was a worthless loser who had run out on his wife when she told him she was pregnant. Mummy rat was more interested in where her next nibble of fag end was coming from to fret over the nest. Luckily there were lots of bins full of yummy wasted human food nearby, and the ratings were rapidly turning themselves into obesity statistics.
Mango immediately realised how much fun he could have with a nest full of plump ratlets. He played tennis, football, rounders and golf with them. Then he realised how much fun his best friend Millie was missing, so he gently picked up the last little round ratty and trotted upstairs to his home.
But Mango was in for a shock. Nasty Mummy didn't think a plump ratbaby was a good toy at all! Mean mummy pinned Mango to the floor and called for Daddy to force Mango's jaws open. But ha! The rat had a better idea and skittered off behind the fridge. The useless humans couldn't reach, so Mango took his chance - and pounced.
This time, though, Mummy and Daddy were ready. Gripped firmly by the scruff of the neck, poor Mango was forced to relinquish the last plump rating so that Mummy and Daddy could drown it.
"Where's the fun in that?" sulked Mango from his favorite sunny windowsill.
"That's one efficient cat" said the pest control man when he found the decimated nest
True Story