David Cameron thinks women are awfully clever.

[ClumsyTorySpindoctor]

he would like more in his party but didn't meet any at eton.

Jolly D, that puts one worry out of my head

I'll go to his party. Will there be sausage rolls?

PMSL

No cornsilk, but there will be lessons on making ther perfect canape and a make- your- oen- hanging- straw - heart mastercalss.

That sounds fun! I'll even make a music compilation on my ipod. 'True Blue' by Madonna would get the party off to a great start.

Can't the lovely Sam fix him up with some of her awfully clever Tory wives 'successful business women' friends?

David Cameron is an arse kisser - still note going to vote for him though

Surely he has some old chums from Eton who has sisters who went to Cheltenham Ladies College? They would be jolly good fun at a party.

What kind of party? I do SO love a good dinner party.

But only if you are married, not if you are one of those unmarried hippies.

Oh, why the hell not. He seems like a nice chap and his friends are so charming.

I'm pretty sure that when Eton twats boys and Cheltenham 'laydeez' get together for a party it's one yer old 'car keys in the fruit bowl' affairs @ AbsofCroissant

how awfully jolly. Does that mean I can hang up my pinny, send my (imaginary) Joey and Flavia to nursery with these filthy socialist vouchers, and start a Career? What will the DM Telegraph neighbours say?

On a serious note, I nearly cried when I hear David Cameron talking favourably about all women shortlists. Partly because someone at the top of the political game actually sees the sense in redressing institutional sexism. More because that person belongs to a party whose ginormous sense of entitlement and disregard for anyone without bales of cash means I will never, never vote for them.

Did you know that according to David, Sam is a "highly unconventional" woman.

"What, what? " I hear you all cry!

Does she moonlight as a backing singer for the Arctic Monkeys? Was she home-educated by drug-addled hippies in a teepee in West Wales or reared by feral dogs in the wilds of Alaska?

No dear readers, no.

According to David "she went to a Day School".

Old article here, but a timely re-read methinks.

But....but Liz Hurley said in the Sunday Times that Dave and Sam were great fun so it MUST be true!

" ?Oh, I love David Cameron,? she says at one point. ?I?ve had lunch with David and Samantha a few times and found them both extremely charming. I think he?s gorgeous. Super-sexy! He?s very hands-on with his kids, very charismatic. Powerful folk can be sexy"

Tim likes him too

Don't think Gordonwants to go.