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A dystopian fantasy. How about we step into great thinkers footsteps and stop being recognisable as female

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HonestJoker · 28/04/2026 21:43

THE MANIFESTO OF THE GREAT TRANSITION

Issued in the Year of Our Lord 2029, on Behalf of the Women Who Have Simply Had Enough

Ratified by unanimous consent. No show of hands required. We are done raising them.

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PREAMBLE: WHAT WE MEAN BY TRANSITION

We, the undersigned — being of sound mind, comfortable footwear, and hair in its natural and uncoloured state — hereby declare our formal withdrawal from the project of Womanhood as Currently Constituted.

Let us be precise about what we mean by transition. We are not speaking of hormones. We are not speaking of surgeries. We have nothing but respect for those who have always known themselves to be something other than what the world assigned them, and who have lived the considerable courage of acting on that knowledge. That is their story, and it is a different one.

We are speaking of the oldest trick in the book.

George Sand wore trousers and published under a man’s name because her own name would have meant her novels were reviewed as curiosities rather than literature. The Brontë sisters published as Currer, Ellis, and Acton Bell because the reading public trusted a man’s emotional intelligence more than a woman’s. Rosalind Franklin’s X-ray crystallography data built the double helix; the Nobel Prize went to Watson and Crick. Mary Anning discovered the first ichthyosaur skeleton at the age of twelve; the gentlemen of the Geological Society published the findings and attended the dinners. These women did not lack the work. They lacked the name.

We have studied these women carefully. We have taken notes.

The Transition, therefore, is this: the deliberate, strategic, and frankly overdue withdrawal of the female body from public legibility. We will stop performing our gender. We will stop advertising our sex. We will stop being, in the language of the system that has used us, visible.

Not because womanhood is shameful. Because in a world that still uses femaleness as a targeting system, invisibility is armour. And we have been standing in the open for long enough.

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ARTICLE I: ON THE MATTER OF WHY

Let the record show that we tried.

We tried for several thousand years. We maintained the hair. We performed the softness. We smiled at things that were not funny, laughed at things that were not jokes, and apologised for things that were not our fault. We managed the emotions of people who had more power than us and called it diplomacy. We were believed last and blamed first. We raised the children, held the family together through various private catastrophes, and were then asked, by serious political commentators on television programmes, whether we were really sure we wanted to run the company.

We watched Monica Lewinsky — twenty-two years old, an intern, a person with no power in that room — lose a decade of her life, her career, her name. The forty-nine-year-old president of the most powerful country on earth finished his term, gave speeches at $500,000 a time, and appeared — funnily enough — in the Epstein files. She was a punchline for twenty years.

We watched Nafissatou Diallo — a hotel housekeeper, a single mother, a Guinean immigrant who had worked for everything she had — accuse Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head of the International Monetary Fund and the man ordained to become the next President of France, of forcing her to perform oral sex in his suite at the New York Sofitel. There was physical evidence. His DNA on her uniform. And the world’s first instinct was to dismantle her. Her asylum application was excavated. Her credibility was methodically destroyed. The charges were dropped. It was only when more women came forward — a journalist he had attacked in Paris, an IMF subordinate he had coerced — that the pattern became undeniable. His political career was destroyed. But Nafissatou Diallo had to be first. She had to survive the full force of institutional disbelief alone, so that the next woman would be believed a little sooner.

We watched Harvey Weinstein operate for thirty years — thirty years — while everyone in Hollywood knew. While powerful men and women looked at the floor at parties. While NDAs were signed and settlements were paid and the machine kept running. It took over eighty women coming forward before a single consequence occurred. Eighty. We did the maths. We do not like the maths.

We watched the MeToo movement — the most significant collective testimony of women in human history — be dismissed within eighteen months as having gone too far. Too far. Thirty years of Weinstein: fine. Two years of women speaking: too far.

We watched a man caught on tape laughing about grabbing women by the pussy get elected president. Twice.

We watched Peter Magyar — opposition leader, self-styled revolutionary, Hungary’s incoming prime minister — be accused by two former partners of psychological abuse, coercive control, blackmail, and threats. Two women. Separate relationships. Overlapping details. Throwing books at a sleeping partner. Threatening that the children would end up in care homes. And the response from his female supporters? The women are lying. The women are political tools. The flying monkeys deployed, as they always deploy, with extraordinary efficiency and zero self-awareness.

We watched Virginia Giuffre speak for years into a wall of institutional disbelief, and then we watched her die.

And when we read her words — really read them — one thing broke us open. That she felt her body was the only currency she had. The only thing of value she could offer: to show gratitude, to stay safe, to navigate a world in which powerful men held every other lever. Not her intelligence. Not her courage, which was considerable. Not her testimony, which was precise and true. Her body. That was the exchange rate she had been taught, from a child, without ever being told it was being taught. That is what we have been teaching girls.

We are not teaching it any more.

And then — and this is where we confess we almost lost our composure entirely — we watched men claim to be the real victims.

Not of specific injustices. Not of documented wrongs. But of women. Of equality itself. Of being asked, in professional and intimate settings alike, whether the other person had consented — a concept which, we were informed with straight faces by grown adult men on podcasts and in symposia and in very long YouTube videos, was confusing. Too vague. Open to interpretation. What does no mean, exactly? What does stop mean? What does the frozen silence of a person who is afraid mean, legally speaking? These questions, we were told, were genuinely difficult.

Consent. Which is the word for asking if someone wants to be there before you proceed. Difficult.

We noted this. We filed it.

And then we watched Andrew Tate build a global media empire on the proposition that women’s value is decorative and their independence is an act of aggression. The 80/20 theory spread across the internet: that 80% of women pursue only the top 20% of men, leaving the remaining 80% of men — the deserving men, the men who explain consent on podcasts — tragically undersupplied with women, as though women were a utility to be distributed fairly, like broadband. Its adherents did not ask what they might offer another human being. They asked what they were owed. We watched boys learn this before they had ever spoken to a girl.

And through all of this — all of this — we continued to colour our roots.

No more.

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ARTICLE II: THE TERMS OF WITHDRAWAL

Effective immediately, the following are hereby suspended:

The Hair. Grey hair is distinguished — a word previously reserved for men over sixty who had done nothing more remarkable than survive. We are distinguished. We are keeping it.

The Nails. Two hundred billion dollars per year. For ten small decorative surfaces that make it harder to open things, type at speed, or perform any task of practical consequence. We have run the numbers. We are redirecting the funds.

The Shoes. The average high heel redistributes 76% of body weight onto the front of the foot, compresses the lumbar spine, and shortens the Achilles tendon over time. They were invented by a French king who wanted to appear taller. We have been hobbling ourselves on behalf of a short seventeenth-century monarch for three hundred years. This ends now.

The Smile. The automatic, reflexive, did-not-consent-to-this smile deployed in the presence of men who have said something that was not amusing. The smile that says I am safe, I am small, I am not a threat. The smile that is, if we are being precise, a form of ongoing ransom payment. Suspended. Effective immediately.

The Apologising. For taking up space. For having a loud voice. For being right in a meeting. Suspended. We will apologise when we have done something wrong. We anticipate this will free up considerable time.

The Wrinkles. We have decided to keep them. They are, it turns out, a record. Evidence of a life that was actually lived, in an actual face, by an actual person. We find them, upon reflection, beautiful. We are aware this position is controversial. We are comfortable with that.

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ARTICLE III: ON THE MATTER OF THE POCKET

Let it be entered into the historical record that women’s clothing has, for over a century, systematically denied us functional pockets — offering in their place a decorative crease, a pocket-shaped suggestion, a fabric lie stitched with the quiet confidence of an industry that assumed we had nowhere important to be.

Men’s jeans, meanwhile, contain pockets of such extraordinary, almost architectural generosity that a person could store their entire afternoon in them.

When the first women put on men’s trousers and reached into those pockets — reached in, all the way, to the wrist, like a person with somewhere to put things — something shifted in the tectonic plates of gender that cannot be unshifted.

You cannot go back from the pocket. This is documented.

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ARTICLE IV: THE PROGRAMME

We propose the following, in ascending order of ambition:

First: That every woman, having completed the biological project — having grown the children, fed them, remembered their teachers’ names, held them through nightmares, and somehow also maintained a career — immediately and without apology ceases all performance of femininity not undertaken for her own pleasure. The hair. The maintenance. The smile. The shoes. Done.

Second: That the Transition begin earlier. Before the career. Before the first meeting where she was talked over. Before the first date where she was assessed. Ideally before the first fairy tale.

We propose the immediate, mandatory, and retroactive gender-swapping of all fairy tales.

Sleeping Beaumont waits in his tower until a princess fights through the thorns — because she had somewhere to be, because she didn’t wait — and wakes him. He is grateful. He is also slightly confused about what to do next, having spent the last hundred years decoratively asleep.

Cinderello attends the ball in shoes that fit because they are his actual shoes. The princess finds him not by his foot size but by remembering his face, because she was paying attention.

Rapunzel is a young man imprisoned by his extraordinarily long hair, which he must let down for a princess to climb. He is released, eventually, and spends considerable time in physical therapy.

Prince Charming is a woman. She always was.

The stories we tell children are the first instructions they receive about who they are allowed to be. A girl raised on Sleeping Beauty learns, before she can read, that the correct posture is horizontal and patient. We are done with horizontal and patient.

Third: That from birth, the sex of a child be treated as a medical fact and a private one.

In the year 2029, asking the gender of someone else’s baby became illegal.

Not the knowing. Not the living. The asking. The pink and the blue. The she’s going to be such a heartbreaker said over a three-day-old face that has not yet had the chance to be anything at all. Gender reveal parties — in which the sex of an unborn child is announced via coloured smoke to an audience who will immediately begin treating that child differently — were reclassified. As what they are.

Children are now raised in the full camouflage of androgyny. Short hair. Sensible shoes. Clothing with pockets. The aesthetic of someone whose sex is nobody’s business until they decide it is.

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ARTICLE V: THE CONSEQUENCES (A DETAILED ACCOUNTING)

We acknowledge that the Great Transition has produced certain disruptions we did not fully model. We present them here, in the spirit of transparency.

The Beauty Industry Collapse of 2030. The nail salons noticed first — a strange, spreading silence, appointment books suddenly full of white space. Then the hair colourists. Then the grey root industry, previously worth $23 billion annually, simply ceased. Women who had maintained an elaborate fiction of eternal thirty-two-ness looked in the mirror one Tuesday morning and thought: for whom, exactly? They did not book the appointment. They did not book the next one either.

The cosmetics industry attempted several interventions. A campaign called For You, Not For Them ran for approximately six weeks before someone pointed out that it was still asking women to buy things. It was withdrawn. Several major beauty conglomerates pivoted to men’s products. Men, it transpired, had opinions about their pores that had been long suppressed by the social prohibition on caring. A men’s skincare boom followed. The grey-hair colouring industry, evacuated by women, was reoccupied by men within eighteen months. The European male root-touching-up market is now worth $31 billion annually. We observe this with what can only be described as profound equanimity.

The Pocket Revolution’s Downstream Effects. Women, upon discovering functional clothing, became measurably more efficient. A University of Oslo study found that the average woman gained eleven minutes per day simply from not searching for somewhere to put her phone. Across a lifetime this amounts to approximately four months. We are using them.

The women’s fashion industry did not die. It restructured, under significant pressure, around the radical proposition that clothing should contain the person wearing it, rather than the other way around. Several heritage houses went bankrupt. We sent flowers.

The Men Without Mirrors Crisis. When women stopped organising their appearance around male approval, men found themselves — for the first time in recorded history — unobserved. Nobody was trying to impress them. Nobody was asking their opinion on her dress. Restaurants that had sold themselves on atmosphere found that atmosphere, without the theatre of women performing for each other and for men, was just a room with food in it. Men who had benchmarked their own attractiveness against female attention found their metrics had disappeared.

The support groups were not something we planned. Men Without Mirrors now has twenty-three chapters across Europe. Their meetings, by all accounts, are quite moving. Several have described, for the first time, speaking about their feelings to other men. We are not unsympathetic. We are also not responsible.

The Verification Problem. This is, we concede, the most structurally significant unintended consequence of the Great Transition, and we will address it directly.

With recognisably female people becoming increasingly scarce in public life — no signals, no performance, no visual taxonomy of gender reliably on display — those seeking a partner of a specific biological configuration have found themselves in genuinely unprecedented territory. The old shortcuts no longer function. You cannot tell from the haircut. You cannot tell from the shoes. You cannot tell from the jacket, the walk, the register of the voice, the presence or absence of a handbag.

You cannot, in short, tell at all.

The logical conclusion of this — and we state it plainly, without embarrassment, as this is a manifesto and not a dinner party — is that at some point, if the biological specifics are relevant to you, you are going to have to ask. Directly. Of the actual person. After establishing, perhaps, some minimal conversational basis for the enquiry. You will need to speak to someone. Learn something about them. Determine, through the radical act of paying attention to another human being, whether the situation is what you hoped.

We note that being asked — being the subject of genuine curiosity rather than assumption — is, several respondents in our informal focus groups report, rather pleasant. Proof, at minimum, that someone is looking at you rather than at the category you represent.

We find this outcome acceptable. We find it, in fact, rather an improvement.

The Love Problem (Which Turned Out Not To Be A Problem). As the visual cues of gender performance disappeared, something unexpected happened in how people found each other.

Without the hair and the heels and the signals, you begin — perhaps for the first time — to actually listen. You notice if someone is funny. If they are kind. If they ask questions back. If their face does something interesting when they talk about something they love. You fall, if you fall at all, for a person rather than a performance of gender.

And then, quietly, the question of what is in someone’s underwear became simultaneously more private and less determinative. You love who you love. You find interesting who you find interesting. The old sorting mechanisms are gone.

Homosexuality did not increase. It simply became — at last, without fanfare, without requiring courage or tolerance or a parade — nobody’s business. Which is what it always was: the business of the two people involved, and absolutely no one else in the room.

We did not plan this. We are not unhappy about it.

The Black Market. The Nǚrén Hēishìchǎng — the Women’s Black Market, operating primarily out of Shenzhen and certain districts of Chongqing — offers, for significant financial compensation, access to women willing to continue the performance. The hair. The nails. The heels. The full repertoire. Waiting lists run to eighteen months. The fees would embarrass a cardiologist.

The irony that this is the first time in human history women have been paid, promptly and generously and without negotiation, for the performance of femininity — having performed it for centuries entirely for free — has not escaped us. We note it here, without further comment, except to say: the market has corrected. As markets do.

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ARTICLE VI: A BRIEF TAXONOMY OF THE MEN WHO ARE ACTUALLY THE VICTIMS

We wish to acknowledge, with appropriate solemnity, the suffering of the following groups, who have made their concerns known at considerable volume throughout this period:

The Confused Men. Those who, despite decades of feminist literature, several global movements, the invention of the internet, and the availability of basic conversational skills, remain genuinely uncertain what consent means. These men — and they are many, and they have podcasts — will tell you that modern dating is too complicated, the rules keep changing, nobody knows what anyone wants anymore. The rules have not changed. The rule is: check that the other person wants to be there. It has always been this rule. We are sorry it is hard.

The Statistically Wronged Men. The incels. The 80/20 theorists. Those who have calculated, with great precision, that women’s collective romantic preferences constitute a form of resource misallocation, and that they, the unselected, are its victims. These men have surveyed a world in which Epstein trafficked teenagers, in which it took eighty women to stop one man in Hollywood, in which a cleaning lady with DNA evidence was not believed — and concluded that the real problem is that women have too much power. We have read their analysis carefully. It requires women to be simultaneously too weak to deserve credibility and too powerful to be fair. We admire the geometry of this. We do not share their conclusions.

The MeToo Backlash Men. Those who watched eighty women testify about thirty years of the same man in the same hotel rooms and concluded that the real danger was false accusations. Not the thirty years. The theoretical, statistically marginal, practically nearly nonexistent false accusation. These men organised conferences. They wrote opinion pieces. They were extremely, relatably worried.

We acknowledge their worry. We are filing it next to the pocket.

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CLOSING DECLARATION

We did not want to do this.

We wanted to be believed the first time. We wanted the pockets. We wanted to grow old the way men grow old — visibly, without apology, without a $23 billion industry dedicated to the concealment of it. We wanted to run the company without being told we were doing it wrong, too loudly, with too much ambition and not enough warmth. We wanted the flying monkeys to stay home. We wanted the men who harmed us to face the same consequences as the women they harmed.

We asked nicely. We asked loudly. We asked with DNA on uniforms and recordings on phones and eighty women in courtrooms and interviews in which we shook with the specific exhaustion of people who lived it.

They looked away.

So here we are.

And personally — since this manifesto has earned the right to be personal — we would like to say this.

The first time you put your hand all the way into a real pocket, something shifts that cannot unshift. The first time you look in the mirror and see your grey hair and your wrinkles and think this is a person who has actually lived — instead of this is a person who is failing to remain twenty-nine — something releases. The first time you understand that your worth was never indexed to your usefulness as a reproductive vessel, or as an object of desire, or as a decorative presence at a table that was not built for you — that someone simply told you it was, from before you could speak, in fairy tales and nail salons and the particular way people looked at you when you smiled versus when you didn’t — that is the morning the Transition actually begins.

You are not here to be wanted.
You are not here to be young.
You are not here to be somebody’s currency.

You are here. Fully, inconveniently, wrinkle-rewardingly here.

That is sufficient. That is, it turns out, considerably more than enough.

The Great Transition is not a solution. We know that. The system will not be fooled by a haircut. But sometimes you stop performing not because it will fix anything. You stop because you are tired. And because the shoes hurt. And because you just put your entire hand into a pocket, all the way to the wrist, and felt — for one ridiculous, genuine, unglamorous, absolutely irreversible moment — free.

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Signed,
The Women
2029

P.S. We are keeping the lipstick. On our own terms. For ourselves. Worn on a Tuesday for no reason. This clause is non-negotiable and was the last point of unanimous agreement.

OP posts:
IHateAlzheimers · 28/04/2026 22:01

Oh yes, as the young people would say - 10/10, no notes.

Where do I sign?

LifeExperiencer · 28/04/2026 22:04

I'm in! Sounds Utopian to me.

BusyAzureTraybake · 28/04/2026 22:26

Don't be silly @HonestJoker . You can't stop being recognisably female by going grey and wearing flat shoes.

SingleSexSpacesInSchools · 28/04/2026 22:29

Christ on a stick who has the time to read this?

I actually don’t know WTF it even means.

please god make it go away

BusyAzureTraybake · 28/04/2026 22:34

SingleSexSpacesInSchools · 28/04/2026 22:29

Christ on a stick who has the time to read this?

I actually don’t know WTF it even means.

please god make it go away

Edited

It's a Judith Butler fantasy.

SingleSexSpacesInSchools · 28/04/2026 22:35

BusyAzureTraybake · 28/04/2026 22:34

It's a Judith Butler fantasy.

That’s why it needs to go away!

BusyAzureTraybake · 28/04/2026 22:39

SingleSexSpacesInSchools · 28/04/2026 22:35

That’s why it needs to go away!

Fair point 😁

Nickelouch · 28/04/2026 22:45

Total bollocks. Who doesn’t believe in two sexes Biscuit

KnottyAuty · 28/04/2026 22:49

I like it. Especially the bit about the not smiling penalty - thats a real kicker when it happens. Im in - although to be fair I never did the nails or heels thing anyway

swingingbytheseat · 28/04/2026 22:51

Agree with Judith about the pockets. Not putting decent pockets in women’s running shorts is so beyond silly at this point

MargolyesofBeelzebub · 28/04/2026 22:56

I got about half way and liked most of it. You joke about not revealing the sex of children, I know a couple with a 2yo "theybie" and he is blatantly a boy.

Big head, feet and hands, loves bombing about on his balance bike and told me all about the blue truck he wanted Santa to bring him. I don't know why they couldn't just use male pronouns but still dress him in his pink leopard print and sparkly wellies, who cares! I mean pink leopard print is a crime against fashion IMO but 😂

HonestJoker · Yesterday 00:11

The Beauty Industry Pivot of 2030. The hair colourists noticed first. Women who had maintained an elaborate fiction of eternal thirty-two-ness looked in the mirror one Tuesday and thought: for whom, exactly? They did not book the appointment. The grey root industry — $23 billion annually — simply ceased.
The nail salon owners saw it coming before anyone else. They had always known, with the clarity of people who spend decades making others feel briefly acceptable in a world with high standards and short memories, that the whole thing was held together by obligation rather than desire. When the obligation lifted, they did not mourn. They pivoted.
They now run the beard oil industry.
They saw the men coming from miles away — the sculpted beards, the statement colours, the forty minutes of morning maintenance — and they were ready. The same precision. The same patience. The same talent for making someone feel that the product was a luxury when it was, in fact, a necessity. Several of the largest men’s grooming empires in Europe are now owned by women who used to do acrylics in strip malls in New Jersey. They do not consider this ironic. They consider it Tuesday.
The Gender Signalling Arms Race of 2031. As women became progressively less legible, men panicked decoratively.
It began with beards. Not casual beards — intentional beards. Sculpted, oiled, coloured, occasionally braided, in one documented case in Copenhagen, bejewelled. Men who had previously owned a single disposable razor now spent forty minutes a morning consulting YouTube tutorials. The beard was a flag. A billboard. I am male. I am here. Please notice.
Then came the baldness reclamation. Men who had spent decades mourning their hair loss suddenly embraced it, polished it, and presented it as an aggressively masculine aesthetic choice. Bald was powerful. Bald was intentional. Bald was absolutely definitely not something that had simply happened to them.
Then the beards were coloured. Not grey-concealing — that would have been the old, female, shameful strategy. Statement colours. Rust. Chestnut. An ambitious auburn. There was a brief, baffling moment in the summer of 2031 when men across Western Europe began wearing shirts unbuttoned in October, in the rain, for reasons that can only be described as taxonomic. I am a man. This is a chest. These are its credentials.
Women watched all of this with great interest. And then did it too. Better.
The first women to simply stop removing facial hair did so quietly. Then less quietly. Beard oils appeared in new aisles. Women who had spent decades removing every trace of body hair discovered that not removing it was an efficient use of eleven minutes per morning and that the result was, aesthetically, interesting.
A woman in Berlin grew a full beard, dyed it forest green, and was photographed for a magazine cover. The issue sold out in four hours.
Men’s baldness — so carefully cultivated as a masculine signal — was adopted as an androgynous aesthetic and then a feminine one. Women shaved their heads with the calm authority of people who had been told their hair was their primary asset and had decided to test that proposition. They looked extraordinary.
The signals arms race collapsed entirely. By 2032 the only reliable gender indicator left was whether someone had attempted to explain something to you without being asked.
The Leaderboard Collapse. Let us be precise about what actually happened to men when we left.
Before the Transition, women organised their lives around men. Their conversations, their friendships, their self-image, their morning routines, their wardrobes, their diets, their Friday nights. The question what will he think was so deeply embedded it had stopped feeling like a question and started feeling like gravity.
Men did something different. Men competed with each other. Female attention was not their mirror — it was their scoreboard. The car, the watch, the table at the restaurant, the woman on the arm: these were not expressions of desire. They were points. Evidence of rank. Proof, presented to other men, that you were winning.
This is the entire architecture of Andrew Tate. Of the 80/20 theory. Of the incel’s specific, howling grief — which was never really about love or loneliness. It was about rank. About being unscored. The incel does not want a companion. He wants to stop losing.
When women withdrew from the performance, they did not take men’s mirrors. They took the referee.
Suddenly the whole game — the cars, the watches, the dominance displays, the unbuttoned shirts in October rain — had no official result. Men were still competing. They just couldn’t tell who was winning. The hierarchy became unreadable. The alpha had no way to prove his alphaness because the currency it ran on had been quietly withdrawn by women who had gone home, put on comfortable trousers, and were no longer available to constitute the prize.
They were still Sleeping Beaumont. But now there was no princess coming, not because she hadn’t noticed, but because she had read the new fairy tales, had several things to do, and had decided that fighting through thorns to wake someone up who would then be confused about what to do next was not, on reflection, a compelling use of her afternoon.

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HonestJoker · Yesterday 00:14

The Black Market. The Nǚrén Hēishìchǎng — operating initially from Shenzhen before franchising to Dubai, Monaco, and several postcodes in Mayfair — offered, for significant compensation, access to women willing to continue the full performance. The hair. The nails. The smile. The laugh at things that were not funny. Waiting lists ran to eighteen months. The fees would embarrass a senior law partner.
The irony that this was the first time women had been paid, promptly and generously, for performing femininity — having done it for free for centuries — was not lost on anyone.
What was not anticipated was the supply problem. Insufficient women were willing to perform. And into this gap stepped the imposters.
First: women performing the rituals on a contractual, shift-based arrangement. Clock in, heels on, smile at the dinners, clock out, sensible shoes, bus home. Professional femininity. Gig economy womanhood. Several formed collectives and negotiated rates.
Then came the men. A few entrepreneurially minded individuals had, through years of watching, developed a genuinely impressive command of the technical skills. The contouring. The hair. The particular social choreography of making a more powerful person feel interesting. Some were, frankly, extraordinary. Better than the originals, several clients admitted in confidential feedback forms. More committed. The eyeliner was immaculate.
By 2033 a significant proportion of the Black Market was staffed by men performing womanhood for men who wanted women. None of whom had discussed this with each other.
This created what legal scholars called the Authenticity Problem and what everyone else called an enormous kerfuffle. If a person performs all the rituals of femininity — the hair, the dress, the deference, the laugh — are they, for practical purposes, a woman? Several clients argued yes. Several providers argued also yes, for different reasons. The courts were uncertain. The philosophers had a field day. Three Netflix documentaries were commissioned simultaneously.
And then someone raised the reproduction question.
Because buried under all the performance was the one thing that could not be outsourced: the biological capacity that had been, for a certain category of interested party, the entire point. You could hire the hair. You could hire the smile. What you could not hire was a uterus.
The Reproduction Verification Problem arrived, as inevitably as a bill.
And the solution, after all the courts and the Netflix documentaries and the baroque infrastructure of avoidance, turned out to be four words:
Are you able and interested to have children?
Available in all languages. Requiring no equipment, no investigation, no examination of anyone’s underwear. Just a conversation followed by a direct question, asked of an actual person, like a human being.
The market, which had spent three years and several billion dollars engineering solutions to avoid saying this out loud, was briefly very embarrassed.
We were not.

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ErrolTheDragon · Yesterday 00:23

It’s too long and if it wasn’t written by an AI full marks for parodying one…
can you summarise it, OP? (Or get an AI to do so)

ProfessorBinturong · Yesterday 00:58

Yeah... nah.

The fundamental premise fails. The sexes are not visually interchangable, or effectively disguised.

Men performing femininity are easily distinguished from women. Women not performing femininity are still instantly recognisable as women. The examples given were in very specific contexts (anonymous authors who were anonymous only as authors, not in their daily lives) or just wrong (Rosalind Franklin was cheated, not diaguised). Hiding and not acknowledging children's sex has been tried - it was a psychological disaster. Nobody is 'something other' the sex they were 'assigned', and we don't have to accept - never mind respect - the delusion that they do. And your AI can't count to 4.

As for the value of opting out of performance. Yes, there is some. No, it's not new. Many of us opted out decades ago. Our mothers and grandmothers even longer ago.

DrBlackbird · Yesterday 08:29

I like it. I’m not taking it as you can’t tell the difference between the sexes once women stop performing femininity. Or that it’s trying to suggest that biological difference is a performance a la Butler. I might dispute using the word gender where the word sex should’ve been used in a few places.

But come on, even if many women opt out of the feminine appearance game set by global beauty brands, many many women continue to have the long styled hair, the full makeup, the long shiny nails, the contoured low cut dresses. The dangly earrings, high heels and matching handbag. The Botox, the liposuction, the breast enhancements, the tweakments etc etc etc

And I have long wondered, without the long hair, makeup, dangly earrings, dress and handbag, how on earth would men have been able to signal to the world their pretence that they were women? It just wouldn’t have happened.

How would we know which day Pip Bunce was meant to be a woman vs a man? It’s now at the madness where a bloke who does no performance at all can still claim femaleness, but transness was definitely started and is largely perpetuated by men performing femininity. Take away the performance and there might have been much less acceptance by the #bekind lot.

And yes, GenAI is dreadful at counting but it would’ve taken human prompting.

Mt563 · Yesterday 08:35

I haven't read it all but presume it in part suggests stopping performing feminity. That's not a transition. That's a valid way of being a woman.

ArabellaScott · Yesterday 08:40

ErrolTheDragon · Yesterday 00:23

It’s too long and if it wasn’t written by an AI full marks for parodying one…
can you summarise it, OP? (Or get an AI to do so)

Of course it's AI.

KnottyAuty · Yesterday 09:12

Mt563 · Yesterday 08:35

I haven't read it all but presume it in part suggests stopping performing feminity. That's not a transition. That's a valid way of being a woman.

Good point

i had taken this proposed “transition” as a way of getting away from the ridiculous performance of femininity by men

Without the hair and nails, clothes, men would remain obviously male

This discussion has made me wonder about the impact of autism or neurodivergence on this movement. Theres a problem with face blindness that some people have. I wonder if others have sex blindness which is why they think obvious males “pass” as women when they really don’t. Like colour blindness maybe it occurs more in men. I’ll need to ponder this more

CompleteGinasaur · Yesterday 09:51

Joanna Russ would have loved it. I certainly do, AI or not!

lcakethereforeIam · Yesterday 10:31

Too long but I read a fair bit before I realised it was going on and on...and on. Then I just skimmed the rest. The dwarf sex bit 😄

Their courtships are largely concerned with finding out, in delicate and circumspect ways, what sex the other dwarf is.

Reminded me of a thought I had several decades ago on a subject which AI missed. Everyone at the time knew the name Bobbit, the man who had his penis cut off by his wife. I remember my disquiet that this was treated as a big joke. I said as much to a friend at the time. But then I went on to say 'imagine if this had been done to a woman'. The penny dropped, it was done everyday to girls and even babies, their names unknown to the wider world and it still goes on. Obviously I didn't know at the time that genital mutilation would become a fashion for the children of the Western world, parts of which would criminalise trying to prevent it.

Eta grammar mostly

PrizedPickledPopcorn · Yesterday 10:49

9/10
I greatly enjoyed most of it.

Sadly, there is no way that sex is only indicated by performance. There will never be a need to check politely on the other person’s sex.

womendeserveequalhumanrights · Yesterday 10:57

ProfessorBinturong · Yesterday 00:58

Yeah... nah.

The fundamental premise fails. The sexes are not visually interchangable, or effectively disguised.

Men performing femininity are easily distinguished from women. Women not performing femininity are still instantly recognisable as women. The examples given were in very specific contexts (anonymous authors who were anonymous only as authors, not in their daily lives) or just wrong (Rosalind Franklin was cheated, not diaguised). Hiding and not acknowledging children's sex has been tried - it was a psychological disaster. Nobody is 'something other' the sex they were 'assigned', and we don't have to accept - never mind respect - the delusion that they do. And your AI can't count to 4.

As for the value of opting out of performance. Yes, there is some. No, it's not new. Many of us opted out decades ago. Our mothers and grandmothers even longer ago.

Agree with this. Especially this bit The fundamental premise fails. The sexes are not visually interchangable, or effectively disguised.

As women in Afghanistan and Iran know very well, unfortunately.

It's a dream. Possibly a fevered one. It's thinking like this - dealing with fantasy and not reality - that has lead to the clusterfuck we find ourselves in now with women's rights.

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