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DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 18:36

All females welcome for intelligent discourse and non-harmful comestibles.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
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FuzzyPuffling · 21/04/2026 09:38

AngleofRepose · 21/04/2026 09:35

I'm reminded of another bug bear, in relation to false "gravitas" in the news:

When the news story is something like "this is the worst [whatever] the country has experienced since... 2021." Usually referring to the economy or terrorism or crime of another description.

When was " worst ever since" reduced to a few years, as though we were all born yesterday and have the attention spans of gnats? The hyperbole is ridiculous and counterproductive as well. We used to have " worst" occurrences once every 100 years, or at the very least, once a generation.

It always just comes across as trying too hard to make a story interesting. And then we are left with no real crises anymore because "the worst EVER " happened last year!

I am a grumpy old woman.

Ditto the word "unprecedented". Usually followed by "since last week", rendering it meaningless.

AngleofRepose · 21/04/2026 09:41

FuzzyPuffling · 21/04/2026 09:38

Ditto the word "unprecedented". Usually followed by "since last week", rendering it meaningless.

Yes, see, that's what I'm talking about! Thank you! (I'm not the only one)

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 09:44

I've never understood what a lifetime guarantee is. I have asked. The folk selling the item don't seem to know either. Is it my lifetime? Seems doubtful. I'd be advised to get a young 'un to buy it to extend the guarantee. Or is it the lifetime of the product? Does that mean as soon as it breaks the guarantee is void because that's the end of the product's lifetime? Or is 'lifetime' a specific unit? With this one I think there either is actually an answer out there or it's a meaningless marketing term.

Also books that tell you they're going to give you 'hints' on a subject. Like a trail of breadcrumbs? Just some clues so you can (hopefully) work out what to do for yourself?

I hope everything is going better with your father Pasta.

ErrolTheDragon · 21/04/2026 10:19

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 09:44

I've never understood what a lifetime guarantee is. I have asked. The folk selling the item don't seem to know either. Is it my lifetime? Seems doubtful. I'd be advised to get a young 'un to buy it to extend the guarantee. Or is it the lifetime of the product? Does that mean as soon as it breaks the guarantee is void because that's the end of the product's lifetime? Or is 'lifetime' a specific unit? With this one I think there either is actually an answer out there or it's a meaningless marketing term.

Also books that tell you they're going to give you 'hints' on a subject. Like a trail of breadcrumbs? Just some clues so you can (hopefully) work out what to do for yourself?

I hope everything is going better with your father Pasta.

A ‘lifetime guarantee’ sounds like it should be a ‘ship of Theseus’ arrangement. My broom handle broke, it should be replaced, right? The bristles are falling out but the handle is fine - obviously the brush should now be replaced!

MyrtleLion · 21/04/2026 10:27

EdithStourton · 21/04/2026 09:18

The youth now seem to say 'train station'. It's the bloody STATION. Bus stations are like hen's sodding teeth.

I grind my teeth every time.

A lot of them - mine included - also tend to say 'glaysher'. It's a gla-ci-er.

I will admit to being an arsey mare.*

*I have handled enough mares over the years to have great respect and liking for the arsey ones. We get on well. My two favourite horses of all time were both mares, both 'a bit too strong' for the inexperienced, but absolutely wonderful when ridden by someone who was reasonably competent and had the confidence to keep them in line.

It's RAILWAY STATION. Trains are not kept there.

Drives me mad.

MyrtleLion · 21/04/2026 10:30

Gosie and her friend were reminiscing about their youth last night.

While the others were doing gap years in the conventional sense—worthy, visible, photographable—Gosie took a different route. Japan, but not the tourist version. She embedded herself in samurai disciplines built on restraint, repetition, and control.

The “samurai” part isn’t about swords in any theatrical sense. It’s posture, timing, economy of movement. Knowing when not to act. Being able to hold still long enough that the world rearranges itself around you.

The “stealth burglary” is the practical application of the same principles. Observation first. Patterns. Entry points that aren’t where people think they are. Moving through a space without disturbing it—then leaving it exactly as it was, except for one very precise change.

Put the two together and you get Gosie as she is now: unhurried, exact, and very difficult to read. She doesn’t rush, she doesn’t explain, and she doesn’t repeat herself. If something appears to have happened effortlessly around her, it’s because the effort happened somewhere else, years ago, in a form no one else saw.

Which is why she can sit in the Bluestocking stirring a coffee as if nothing has ever occurred, while quietly being the most operationally capable creature in the room.

And why, when she disappears for a few days, things tend to come back… improved.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
MyrtleLion · 21/04/2026 10:31

Even as a young gerbil, there was no rush in her. Look at the stance in the previous image—balanced, deliberate, no wasted movement. That’s not beginner energy; that’s someone who understood early that precision beats speed.
The training would have been repetitive to the point of boredom for anyone else. For Gosie, it’s where she built the habits you see now:

  • move only when necessary
  • observe before acting
  • leave no trace
  • complete the task, not the performance

The instructor in the background wasn't correcting her. That’s the tell. She’s already doing it right.
And the scattered throwing stars on the ground? Not mess—practice. Misses accounted for, angles learned, corrections made. Quiet iteration.
Fast forward to the Bluestocking and the cottage in Northumberland, and it’s the same skillset, just… applied differently. Coffee instead of kata. Parcels instead of targets. Timing instead of force.
She didn’t pick up these habits on that trip to France. Those were just… deployment.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
ErrolTheDragon · 21/04/2026 10:35

MyrtleLion · 21/04/2026 10:27

It's RAILWAY STATION. Trains are not kept there.

Drives me mad.

But they are places where trains are stationary. The rails are stationary everywhere except points and movable bridges. Grin

What’s the consensus on ‘station stop’? I can see the logic (trains stop at places other than stations, and whizz through many stations without stopping) but surely everyone can apply common sense?

FuzzyPuffling · 21/04/2026 10:37

I'd go for "The next station at which this train will stop is..." but I suspect that's too wordy.

MyrtleLion · 21/04/2026 10:42

ErrolTheDragon · 21/04/2026 10:35

But they are places where trains are stationary. The rails are stationary everywhere except points and movable bridges. Grin

What’s the consensus on ‘station stop’? I can see the logic (trains stop at places other than stations, and whizz through many stations without stopping) but surely everyone can apply common sense?

I understand why they use station stop - your explanation is spot on - but they could say the next station this train will arrive at is Whitstable. Or Whitstable is the next station on this route.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 21/04/2026 10:42

ErrolTheDragon · 21/04/2026 10:35

But they are places where trains are stationary. The rails are stationary everywhere except points and movable bridges. Grin

What’s the consensus on ‘station stop’? I can see the logic (trains stop at places other than stations, and whizz through many stations without stopping) but surely everyone can apply common sense?

It doesn't actually need common sense these days as the guard won't open the doors unless the train is in a station.

I did witness an accident once though (in the 1980s I think), on a late train from London to Darlington which stopped just outside the station, when a man who had been drinking steadily for the whole journey, opened one of those old-fashioned turn-the-handle doors and fell out. I think he broke his arm.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 21/04/2026 10:48

Igneococcus · 21/04/2026 08:28

If Gosie wants to travel further North, the West coast of Scotland has a fabulous weather forecast for this week. My colleague and I are now planning a sampling trip for this week which strictly speaking we don't need to do for another two or three month but one look at the forecast decided the timing for us.

Very jealous @IgneococcusI would love to just take off for the west coast of Scotland this week. I spent 3 weeks there last year and apart from two short visits to friends and family, I spent the whole time just happily bimbling around at my own pace. Bliss!

Alas, life is happening elsewhere at the moment. Hope the weather lasts.

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 11:17

One thing I do that drives me crazy is call the engines trains! It's a bad habit I can't break. 'Station stop' bugs me too.

Talking of bugs. Calling all creepy crawlies bugs. It's an Americanism that's taken root here. I can see the attraction. All the other words or phrases that encompass minibeasts are just as wrong, too scientific, arthropod or invertebrate, won't fire up the young mind like a bug hunt might. A bit wordy and/or twee or off putting. Creepy crawlies is arguably nightmare inducing. So I'm going to try to get over myself. If it gets the youngsters into wildlife it's a price I'm willing to pay.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/04/2026 11:32

EdithStourton · 21/04/2026 09:10

Don't you see his feet when be showers? Or swims? I'm confronted with my DH's clodhoppers every bloody day.

I'm not into feet, so if you'd like my viewing slot, you're welcome to it...

This is very kind of you, Edith, & I appreciate the offer, but I don't think anyone could have more beautful feet than Mr Android. We don't shower together, or swim together, so I have no opportunity to ogle his nekked feet. His chiropodist sees & fondles them more than I do. 😥

ErrolTheDragon · 21/04/2026 11:59

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 11:17

One thing I do that drives me crazy is call the engines trains! It's a bad habit I can't break. 'Station stop' bugs me too.

Talking of bugs. Calling all creepy crawlies bugs. It's an Americanism that's taken root here. I can see the attraction. All the other words or phrases that encompass minibeasts are just as wrong, too scientific, arthropod or invertebrate, won't fire up the young mind like a bug hunt might. A bit wordy and/or twee or off putting. Creepy crawlies is arguably nightmare inducing. So I'm going to try to get over myself. If it gets the youngsters into wildlife it's a price I'm willing to pay.

Well, you can just call them ‘minibeasts’ though I suppose that could be taken to include vertebrates such as tiny frogs.

WearyAuldWumman · 21/04/2026 12:06

MyrtleLion · 21/04/2026 10:27

It's RAILWAY STATION. Trains are not kept there.

Drives me mad.

That really used to annoy DH too.

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2026 12:07

More word-grumpiness [I'm sure there's a word for that in German😄]
Carnage. Decimate. They do not mean 'a bad situation' or 'bad damage'.
And then there's casualty, which does not mean fatality.
And 'on behalf of' is completely different from 'on the part of'..
And..... And...

It's OK, I'm expecting a grocery delivery shortly, so that will stop me...😁

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 12:11

ErrolTheDragon · 21/04/2026 11:59

Well, you can just call them ‘minibeasts’ though I suppose that could be taken to include vertebrates such as tiny frogs.

Minibeast would be better. If a child found a frog or toad or whatever on one of these hunts I'm sure they'd be delighted.

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2026 12:12

Soooo. it appears that some of you, when viewing the statue of David, would go
'Phoarrrrr - look at those feet😍'!
😂
[note the careful selection of a cropped photo, I didn't want to cause the MN photo checking process to go into meltdown😏]

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
EdithStourton · 21/04/2026 12:14

AngleofRepose · 21/04/2026 09:41

Yes, see, that's what I'm talking about! Thank you! (I'm not the only one)

No, you're definitely not!

Why can't they just stay 'scheduled stop'? That covers them for all the multitude of stops in random locations where a voice comes over the tannoy apologising to customers for the delay, we're likely to be moving a few minutes.'

I did hear one driver announce that 'we are held here by a red signal [2 minutes pass]... We are still being held by a red signal...[3 or 4 minutes pass] We apologise for the delay, the signal is still red, and I have no more idea what is going on than you do.'

EdithStourton · 21/04/2026 12:15

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/04/2026 11:32

This is very kind of you, Edith, & I appreciate the offer, but I don't think anyone could have more beautful feet than Mr Android. We don't shower together, or swim together, so I have no opportunity to ogle his nekked feet. His chiropodist sees & fondles them more than I do. 😥

I wouldn't call DH's feet beautiful. You've made the right call.

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 12:20

I've never really paid attention to Fella's feet. I'm assuming he has them.

EdithStourton · 21/04/2026 12:24

Oh, Marie, don't start me on the use and abuse of the word 'casualty'. I've come across it with dim academics, where '2,000 casualties' (or whatever it was) becomes 'around 2,000 were killed'. Then someone else comes along and they have an 'injured' figure, so suddenly you get '3,800 casualties', when it was 200 dead, and 1,800 injured.

<breathes>

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2026 12:24

lcakethereforeIam · 21/04/2026 12:20

I've never really paid attention to Fella's feet. I'm assuming he has them.

😂

MarieDeGournay · 21/04/2026 12:26

'In the ascendancy' when I'm fairly sure it should be 'in the ascendant', though I may be wrong about that.

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