Well the Spitfire's final leg was from Exeter airport to Southampton airport this morning.
And the gerbils hit the inevitable endpoint of peak gerbil overcommitment.
The final flight has come and gone. The Spitfire has completed its route. The mission—entirely self-appointed—has, technically, been a success. Every leg tracked, every coastal deviation debated, every unnecessary sub-team proudly stood up.
And then… nothing.
No next flight. No new data. No further escalation possible.
So the entire Sleep and Dream Logistics Unit has simply… powered down.
They didn’t wind it back gradually. No debrief, no tidy handover to actual sleep support. They ran flat out on excitement, ceremony, and improvised command structures—and then stopped dead the moment the stimulus disappeared.
The room tells the story:
- Maps still covered in pins and lines, mid-analysis
- Sticks abandoned exactly where they were being used to point
- Toy vehicles frozen in positions of great imagined importance
- The chalkboard still insisting sleep support is “temporarily” paused, which is now doing quite a lot of work
They’ve essentially burned through all available operational energy on something that didn’t require any of it—and now they’re asleep on the job they were actually meant to do.
Colin, notably, is the only one still functioning. He has taken up quiet observational duties, which in practice means sitting there thinking, quite reasonably, that none of this needed to happen.
It will all resume later as if nothing happened. The bunting will be referenced. The sub-team will remain “on standby.” And the gerbils will, with complete sincerity, return to offering calm, restorative sleep support—without ever acknowledging that they briefly turned it into an air traffic command centre.