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Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.

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DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 18:36

All females welcome for intelligent discourse and non-harmful comestibles.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
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Waitwhat23 · 14/04/2026 09:54

EdithStourton · 14/04/2026 09:28

One of my very few (and this case very tenuous) claims to fame is that I know someone whose grandfather features in a Dorothy Sayers mystery.

I'm terrible at cryptic crosswords. My level with crosswords is the one in the village magazine - I usually finish that one, but forget to post it off so never win the 'box of chocolates' which is the inevitable prize.

I can do Wordle, though.

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The person who sets my village crossword clearly missed their purpose in life as a crossword compiler for The Times - they are hard. And not even cryptic - just very specialised knowledge needed.

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 09:58

The electrician confirmed that his instructions are to install two double sockets outside. This is tremendously exciting because that is exactly what we wanted but we thought it would be too expensive. But he's right we've been quoted for two double sockets.

He also has a habit of muttering under his breath and making the kind of sighs that my highly attuned ears detect as saying that there is a problem. I grew up needing to respond to such utterances which means I keep saying, are you OK? Is anything wrong? Can I help?

As his reply has always been, no, it's fine, I'm trying to relax into letting him be.

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 09:59

Why is matitudinal not in my dictionary?!!! (this will consume me for the rest of the day, guaranteed).

Bar gerbils, large hot chocolate, please, extra cream.

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 10:03

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 09:58

The electrician confirmed that his instructions are to install two double sockets outside. This is tremendously exciting because that is exactly what we wanted but we thought it would be too expensive. But he's right we've been quoted for two double sockets.

He also has a habit of muttering under his breath and making the kind of sighs that my highly attuned ears detect as saying that there is a problem. I grew up needing to respond to such utterances which means I keep saying, are you OK? Is anything wrong? Can I help?

As his reply has always been, no, it's fine, I'm trying to relax into letting him be.

Myrtle, I have one of those (outside double socket, not a muttering electrician).. Have never used it. Supposed to be great for lawnmowers and patio pressure washers. I have an old push mower and no pressure washer

edited for spelling

Igneococcus · 14/04/2026 10:10

Word spell checker thinks matutinal is fine but not matitudinal and so does the spell checker here. I'm glad I learned this word because that is what I am. Up with the sun, no matter how far North I am.

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 10:13

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 10:03

Myrtle, I have one of those (outside double socket, not a muttering electrician).. Have never used it. Supposed to be great for lawnmowers and patio pressure washers. I have an old push mower and no pressure washer

edited for spelling

Edited

We have the patio lights that need to be plugged in, and we want to have more lights round the fence so we can sit out. And we do have a pressure washer and we will want music or charging to be available for when we sit out.

Each socket will also lead to a box halfway down the garden which will have a four-gang socket in as well. We'll have 10 sockets altogether. Which is probably too many.

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 10:15

Igneococcus · 14/04/2026 10:10

Word spell checker thinks matutinal is fine but not matitudinal and so does the spell checker here. I'm glad I learned this word because that is what I am. Up with the sun, no matter how far North I am.

It's odd that it's not in the dictionary.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/matitudinal

Maybe it's obscure. Like the likelihood I'll be up before 10am...

matitudinal - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/matitudinal

MarieDeGournay · 14/04/2026 10:17

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 09:52

You are correct. Matitudinal Is a word but was spelled incorrectly 💙

Thanks - yes I put in a syllable too many, didn't I? - 'matitidunal' pron. mat-it-i-doon-al is not a word, though it would be a fun one if it was😄

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 10:18

Igneococcus · 14/04/2026 10:10

Word spell checker thinks matutinal is fine but not matitudinal and so does the spell checker here. I'm glad I learned this word because that is what I am. Up with the sun, no matter how far North I am.

Thank you thank you thank you..

Matutinal [LL matutinalis, fr. L matutinus - more at MATINEE] (1656)

So I was close!

PastaAllaNorma · 14/04/2026 10:20

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 10:03

Myrtle, I have one of those (outside double socket, not a muttering electrician).. Have never used it. Supposed to be great for lawnmowers and patio pressure washers. I have an old push mower and no pressure washer

edited for spelling

Edited

We have two and they are in constant use. There are the lights around the gazebo for warm evenings, then the power tools, and the power leads for the laptop and phone - Mr Pasta takes calls and works outside when it's warm, and I'm there 90% of the time anyway.

I eat lunch outside most days from April to the start of October. I really love my garden.

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 10:24

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 10:18

Thank you thank you thank you..

Matutinal [LL matutinalis, fr. L matutinus - more at MATINEE] (1656)

So I was close!

Matutinal is the more commonly used word but they mean the same thing. Both are rare.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/04/2026 10:47

EdithStourton · 14/04/2026 09:28

One of my very few (and this case very tenuous) claims to fame is that I know someone whose grandfather features in a Dorothy Sayers mystery.

I'm terrible at cryptic crosswords. My level with crosswords is the one in the village magazine - I usually finish that one, but forget to post it off so never win the 'box of chocolates' which is the inevitable prize.

I can do Wordle, though.

Edited

I can’t do cryptic crosswords at all, @EdithStourton. My mum and sister love (well, mum loved) the Guardian crossword, and I got the feeling from them that I was just a bit inferior because I couldn’t do it. They did have a bit of a habit of brandishing their cleverness at me - which made it such fun when the three of us spent a week together on Orkney, years ago. I got so enraged with my sister’s faux humility that I was ready to twat her to death with a spade - even if that had meant having to go and buy a spade first. I ranted to Nick via email, and by the end of day 2 he had a way to get me off Orkney every day - not a direct flight back to Glasgow, but flight to Aberdeen and then a train.

I did stick it out for the week, but vowed never again.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 14/04/2026 10:50

AngleofRepose · 14/04/2026 09:51

Grrrr indeed. Last night forecast here was for mostly sun, so I planned a walk. Woke up, and it's pouring rain, naturally! And cold. So, a walk in the rain it is, I suppose. My blackbirds are building their third nest (is that due to failure of the other two, or is it an insurance policy), so I am worried for them in this cold and wet.

No sign of any rainclouds just yet and the forecast has moved the onset back to 12.30p.m It can be a bit hit and miss in these parts as the weather fronts sometimes just skirt this part of the coast before moving north.

Although, I think Grunhilde has been doing the new roster and has allocated Glenda as weather gerbil this week.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
FuzzyPuffling · 14/04/2026 10:53

Weathergerbil is not wrong. Grey and rainy here.

FuzzyPuffling · 14/04/2026 10:54

Nice little Robin fetched up there!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/04/2026 10:57

It’s a shame that only the hedgehog is prepared for the showers that Glenda is forecasting, @AuntieMsDamsonCrumble. The gerbils are going to get wet, I guess. And Grunhilde’s lovely tank top might shrink, if it’s pure wool.

FuzzyPuffling · 14/04/2026 10:58

I think i might spend a quiet day in the snug with @JanesLittleGirl .
Is Spartipuss in there? Or Rosie?
Coffee and cake please gerbils.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 14/04/2026 11:01

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 09:58

The electrician confirmed that his instructions are to install two double sockets outside. This is tremendously exciting because that is exactly what we wanted but we thought it would be too expensive. But he's right we've been quoted for two double sockets.

He also has a habit of muttering under his breath and making the kind of sighs that my highly attuned ears detect as saying that there is a problem. I grew up needing to respond to such utterances which means I keep saying, are you OK? Is anything wrong? Can I help?

As his reply has always been, no, it's fine, I'm trying to relax into letting him be.

It's a man thing, @MyrtleLion The muttering is intended to convey the idea that the job is very hard and complex, but he is up to the task that no-one else could do properly.

MarieDeGournay · 14/04/2026 11:02

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/04/2026 10:47

I can’t do cryptic crosswords at all, @EdithStourton. My mum and sister love (well, mum loved) the Guardian crossword, and I got the feeling from them that I was just a bit inferior because I couldn’t do it. They did have a bit of a habit of brandishing their cleverness at me - which made it such fun when the three of us spent a week together on Orkney, years ago. I got so enraged with my sister’s faux humility that I was ready to twat her to death with a spade - even if that had meant having to go and buy a spade first. I ranted to Nick via email, and by the end of day 2 he had a way to get me off Orkney every day - not a direct flight back to Glasgow, but flight to Aberdeen and then a train.

I did stick it out for the week, but vowed never again.

That sounds like the Week from Hell, Woley,and it has obviously seared itself into your memoryFlowers
Families can be uniquely awful, can't they? they know your weak points and can go for them - and think that you should be laughing along with the 'joke'😠

It's raining heavily here today, which is really annoying because yesterday was April in a jar - mild, sunny, buds and young leaves on trees - the perfect Spring day, reminding me of Laurie Lee's poem 'April Rise'

If ever I saw blessing in the air
I see it now this still early day
Where lemon-green the vaporous morning drips
Wet sunlight on the powder of my eye.

Blown bubble-film of blue, the sky wraps round
Weeds of warm light whose every root and rod
Splutters with soapy green, and all the world
Sweats with the bead of summer in its bud.

If ever I heard blessing it is there
Where birds in trees that shoals and shadows are
Splash with their hidden wings and drops of sound
Break on my ears their crests of throbbing air.

Pure in the haze the emerald sun dilates,
The lips of sparrows milk the mossy stones,
While white as water by the lake a girl
Swims her green hand among the gathered swans.

Now, as the almond burns its smoking wick,
Dropping small flames to light the candled grass;
Now, as my low blood scales its second chance,
If ever world was blessed, now it is.

Lovely. But today it's dismal and wet😒

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 11:02

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 14/04/2026 10:50

No sign of any rainclouds just yet and the forecast has moved the onset back to 12.30p.m It can be a bit hit and miss in these parts as the weather fronts sometimes just skirt this part of the coast before moving north.

Although, I think Grunhilde has been doing the new roster and has allocated Glenda as weather gerbil this week.

Is that @Hedgehogforshort under the umbrella? What does she know that we don't? 🤔

Hedgehogforshort · 14/04/2026 11:09

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 11:02

Is that @Hedgehogforshort under the umbrella? What does she know that we don't? 🤔

Now that would be telling 😁

RumNotRun · 14/04/2026 11:10

I have a couple of games on my tablet for when my little grey cells need an outing. Crossword Master and That's my seat.

That's my seat is like a logic problem crossed with guess who. There will be a picture and then a list of clues and various people. The clues say things like "Sophie always liked to sit with her back to the wall" and you have to work out who sits where. Some are really easy, some are much harder. I downloaded nothing through one of those "earn money for playing games" sites so I earn while I play which is an added bonus!

RumNotRun · 14/04/2026 11:11

Also, thank you all for the recipes. I will definitely be trying them out.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/04/2026 11:13

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 10:13

We have the patio lights that need to be plugged in, and we want to have more lights round the fence so we can sit out. And we do have a pressure washer and we will want music or charging to be available for when we sit out.

Each socket will also lead to a box halfway down the garden which will have a four-gang socket in as well. We'll have 10 sockets altogether. Which is probably too many.

That's incredible, & I'm really jealous as I don't have a single outside socket. It was exciting enough when we had an outside tap fitted - which another workman recently knackered, so DH now watches it like a hawk if any workman needs it.

You could have an electrically powered water feature, Myrtle. I would.

Waitwhat23 · 14/04/2026 11:21

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/04/2026 11:13

That's incredible, & I'm really jealous as I don't have a single outside socket. It was exciting enough when we had an outside tap fitted - which another workman recently knackered, so DH now watches it like a hawk if any workman needs it.

You could have an electrically powered water feature, Myrtle. I would.

Ah, we have a solar powered water feature to get around the issue of no outside sockets. As well as a ridiculous amount of solar powered lights which I am convinced make our garden look like an aeroplane landing strip.

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