It's the script my Labour MP parrots every time I contact him.
First: the most important thing about anything regarding women is men, and respecting men. (He's never defined what 'respect' means, but put the word women in any contact to him and he will immediately go into the 'respect the men' chorus and avoid ever mentioning the other 52% of the population or addressing mentioned issues for them at all.)
Second: Labour are great, everything they think and do is great and perfect, yay Labour. (Ignoring all questions or evidence: the flag is flapped as if that's the answer.)
Third: Anything that Labour could be blamed for was definitely done by a bigger boy who ran away.
If I asked him what the time was I would get this drivel.