Really wee Nic? Noo yae know whit a wummin is, dae yae aye?
Oh, yae've a book tae flog, gies it here a wee minute... Naw actually, I'm no wastin anymair ae ma time.
Frankly, hen, whit a pile ae pish. Ur yae even listen'in ae yersel? Ya n'absolute walloper.
Stoap picken at yer erse, that weggie fae bein hoistit by yer ain pertard isnae goin away anytime soon. Feminist, my arse.